So in honor of the Cosmopolitan magazine,
we are taking a look back at some vintage Cosmo quizzes.
So for the first time ever, we're gonna play Lady Time with Ellen and Miley.
>> [MUSIC]
Yes.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> All right.
These are vintage from the 70s.
These are questions that were in Cosmo.
>> Okay.
>> And I'm seeing them for the first time as you're hearing them for the first time.
Your sex life with your lover can- >> My grandma is in the audience.
>> [SOUND] Nanny, she can't hear it anyway.
It's okay. >> She knows.
She knows all this.
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm just kidding.
You can hear that.
I have on the mic.
>> [LAUGH] >> Your sex life with your lover can best
be compared to a roller-coaster ride, a luxury cruise,
a commuter trip on a Concorde- >> C.
>> [LAUGH] >> Commuter trip on a Concorde jet?
>> Yeah.
That means it's fast.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> [LAUGH] >> I'm good.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> No time to waste.
You don't have to waste.
>> I gotta go.
>> Get right to it.
>> I got an album coming out.
>> When your lover calls you at home or anywhere else,
you are elated by the sound of their voice.
B, hope that they have some good news to tell you.
C, are usually in a hurry to get back to the laundry.
My god.
In a hurry to get back to the laundry.
>> [LAUGH] >> B, I guess?
Wait, when your lover calls you at home or-
>> You're either elated to hear the sound
of their voice, or you hope they have some good news to tell you.
>> I hope they have good news.
>> Yeah, well of course.
>> Yeah.
>> But you're still elated to hear the voice.
>> Yeah, but I want the good news.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't want the bad news.
>> I see, well I need to get back to the laundry myself.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Your lover wishes you were more
slender, informed, attractive.
>> Woow.
>> This is insane.
>> I know.
These are questions from Cosmo from the 70s.
>> This seems very sexist and wrong.
>> Yes.
>> I'm glad we've evolved.
>> Yes.
>> I'm glad Cosmo has evolved.
>> Your lover wishes you were more slender, informed, or attractive.
>> Probably informed, I'll go with informed.
>> [LAUGH] >> My lover is happy with me just
the way I am.
>> [LAUGH] >> [APPLAUSE]