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once upon a time there was a lady who
lived in a little white cottage in the
countryside this lady really liked to
bake cookies to say I'll bake something
extra nice something with flour sugar
and spice so she got out her red mixing
bowl and her big wooden spoon and oh can
i stir Reggie it's just a story
oh I forgot she mixed up the dough until
it was just right then she rolled it out
with a rolling pin this dough is so flax
and it's soft like butter I think it's
time for my cookie cutter
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in a few minutes the cookie was done
let's get you dressed look at the cookie
I've got on my mind what shall I call
him gingerbread man gingerbread man
you're good enough to eat I'll work my
way up starting with your feet all of a
sudden the gingerbread man
jumped off the pan and before the lady
knew it he had run right out of the
cottage the lady ran after him shaking
her spoon where are you going right back
turn around cookie I want us
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the gingerbread man
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the gingerbread man thought he was safe
so he slowed down soon she came upon a
moustache man doing some stretches he
should have done a sheet break true oh
hello there who are you Mario ma you
look good enough to chew gingerbread men
start running again
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the gingerbread man
this time the gingerbread man passed a
lady in a bonnet who was picking flowers
Oh
welcome to my land
maiya shakes your hand oh maybe I could
chew your hand is that I sing
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the gingerbread man
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next the gingerbread man passed by a
monk who was just about to eat a big
piece of broccoli suddenly I don't like
the look of my lunch
I smell something sweet and warm to
munch we going come right back
turn around cookie
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the gingerbread man
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the gingerbread man came to a stream but
gingerbread man can't swim do you know
why Reggie because he isn't wearing a
bathing suit no because he'll get all
soggy and fall apart
nobody likes a mushy cookie luckily for
him a fox was swimming in the water hop
on my back I'll take you across the
stream you can trust me the gingerbread
man was so eager to get away from the
Baker the moustache man the lady in the
bonnet and the monk that he hopped on
the fox's back without thinking it's
getting deeper hop on to my neck it's
getting even deeper up onto my
it's getting really deep pop on to my
nose the gingerbread man saw that they
were almost at the other side of the
stream he imagined getting to the other
side and making fun of the people who
had tried to chase him so he hopped onto
the fox's nose no the end look I have a
gingerbread man oh that's so he doesn't
run away
once upon a time there was a giant egg
called Humpty Dumpty
unlike most eggs he wore clothes and had
a face one day Humpty Dumpty got very
bored so he decided to do something that
was against the rules oh no that sounds
like a bad idea
climbing's not allowed this I know is
true but I'm a naughty egg and I want to
better view Humpty climbed up the wall
and looked all around he was very
pleased with himself
what did he see it doesn't say here but
I think he saw flying unicorns dear King
what is that I spy a queen it's an egg
and he's dangerously high
she'll look at a wobble
oh no he fell
horses
that
was Humpty hurt a little bit but not
enough to stop him from climbing up the
wall again a few minutes later oh boy
I'm smarter now watch me get tricky I'll
stay on the wall use of something sticky
look dick King puts on the eggs Bob dead
queen I suspect it's a piece of
bubblegum
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Oh No
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let me guess he decided to do something
safer like a puzzle
no he climbed the wall again I know what
the problem is too much of a breeze the
wind is blowing on my hat and these long
sleep suck damn cake look over there
good Queen oh no it's an egg and
underwear
take a hang egg in a shell look at a
wobble
oh no he fell
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she's been
and that was the end of Humpty Dumpty
well not quite
it happened to be breakfast time
we should all taste it
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once upon a time there was a little girl
named Goldilocks she went for a walk in
the forest pretty soon she came upon a
house she knocked and when no one
answered she walked right in what mama
would not like that at the table there
were three bowls of porridge Goldilocks
was hungry so she decided to try every
Bowl this Forge is too hot this forges
too cold
this gorgeous just right and I'm gonna
eat it Ola then Goldilocks decided to
sit down there were three chairs in the
living room this hair is too wide
this chair is soup
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and I'm gonna sit down on whoops-a-daisy
Goldilocks was very tired by this time
so she went to the bedroom this bed is
too hard this is
this
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and I'm gonna sleep in it all night then
the owners of the home came back
someone's been eating my porridge
someone's be sitting in my chair
someone's been sick
someone's been sitting in my chair
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someone's been sleeping in my bed
someone's been sleeping in
someone is sleeping in my bed what do
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