That same ol' glitching "Glitchy Boy" And SMG4 intro...
Here we go to the video!
(Wake up Mario... Are you alive?) (By the way MC means my response ;))
Ohhh... (MC: You feeling okay mario?)
Mama mia...
Oh my head...
*Disoriented* Boy, oh boy... Hello! Luigi! (MC: I don't think so)
(A Piranha plant on your head?) (MC: yeah that's weird shit right there)
Mario: Waah! What are you doing? What's-a going on here?!
Mario: Mama mia! *italian gibberish* No!
Mario: Waah! *chain rattling* (MC: what are you waluigi?)
Hmm? (?????)
*chain rattling as Mario shakes his foot* (Oh shit.) (MC: Yep you are fucked)
Oh you mama mia... tutelloemabormelamabato.. oh... (MC: Yeah you must have) (>w>)
Luigi: Mariooooo...?!
Mariol: WOAH! Hey, Luigi! Yoohoo! (MC: Mario u good there?)
Luigi: MARIO!
*Luigi crying, scared noises*
Mario:Ha-ha! No problem! *italian gibberish* (Wait...wha-) (MC: Excuse me what the fuck)
Mario: Waah! *tv static*
*tv static...* (MC: OwO whats t h i s ? )
(Wait... Skull Kid?!) (MC: shit)
Skull Kid: I want to play a game...
*Luigi is scared as usual* (MC: Man up yah fucking coward
Mario: WOAH! Oh boy! (MC: So you can smash skull kid in the ass? That sounded weird sorry)
Mario: Okay! Let's-a play! (At a time like this?!)
...No.
Skull Kid: In 30 seconds, those Piranha Plants will close, killing-
Merio: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH COME OOOOOOOON (MC: what?)
Skull Kid: In 30 seconds, those-
Obvious Homer Reference: Booooriiiiing! (MC: what?)
Skull Kid: In-
CGI Link Mario: Gee, it sure is boring around here! (MC: you just got oofed)
Skull Kid: Okay, you know what?! I'm starting the timer!
Skull Kid: Try to get out or you DIE! (MC: Easy)
Goodbye.
*static*
*timer ticking down*
Merio: Well, shit. (MC: About time)
*scared Luigi noises, chains rattling* (MC: How does that help?)
*Mario banging his face on the wall* (MC: HOW DOES THAT HELP?!)
Mario: No problem! Here I go! (MC: At least you tried)
*timer ticking down* ( MC: Oh buddy boi Q3Q) (Hurry!)
Luigi: WAAH! WAAH! Waah! (MC: Waluigi confirmed)
Luigi: Yeah!
Weegee: Ooooohhhhh yyyeeeeaaaaahhh...
oof
Luigi: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH F***************!
*timer ticking down* (Don't be Piranha food!)
Mario: *frustration* Come on! (MC: Your hand is not a saw)
Luigi(?): Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhh...
*timer ticking down* (Please...) (MC: Oh fuck. OmO)
Mario: Oh no! *scared gibberish*
(Wait... what?)
Piranha #1: Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy... (MC: Fishy boopkins?)
Piranha #1: how you doin'? (Scuse-a-me, WHAAT????)
Piranha #1: Baby, you are sexy. Hoho!
Piranha #2: Really...? <3 (...) (MC: OwO)
Piranha #1: YeS! LeT uS mAkE BABIES (Okay... what?) (MC: Excuse me what the fuck?!)
0_0
Piranha#2: Okie dokie! (MC: I have questions...)
[And then they left, had a million babies and lived happily ever after. The end.] (MC: When a piranha has a better love life than you TwT)
Skull Kid: What da hell...? (MC: I'm with you buddy)
Mario: *italian gibberish* No...! (MC: IDK)
Skull Kid: Whatever! Let's just go to the next room! (MC: Hold up, lemme get my popcorn)
*the chains are off*
Luigi: Waah!
YEEPPEEEEEEE SUK MARIOS PINGAS (MC: A little too early to celebrate, Mario 0-0")
*OH SHIT MORE CHAINS*
Mario: Shit. (MC: Told ya.)
Mario: Wahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Luigi: Wahahooo!
Luigi: Wah! Mario: hahahahahahaha!
Mario: Hey, Luigi! How you doin'? (Priorities Mario...) (MC: Now is not a time to catch up)
Luigi: MAAAAARIOOOOO!
*Fire... Bob-Ombs and a Whomp.* (HOLY SHIT D8) (MC: NOW YOU FUCKED UP!)
Skull Kid: It's the Tunnel of Doom, BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Luigi: Waaah!
*Luigi screaming, bob-ombs exploding* HELP!
Mario: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Mario: OOH-hoo-hoo!
Mario: Ooh. Tunnel of-a Doom. Very sca- (MC: XD)
oof oof! hahahahahahaha!
Luigi: MAAAARIOOOO!
Luigi: Mario...? (Oh god...)
*ding* Mario's always okie-dokie! (MC: okay...)
*Whomp noises*
Luigi: Waah! Here we goooooo! (MC: here's where things get epic n' shit)
*epic slo-mo shot* (MC: The makers of the matrix have been shook to death)
*LUIGI BADASS MOOOOVE*
Mario: It's-a Mario time!
Let's-a-
-oof! *You're too fat!*
*Mario is stuck*
Mario: Ah, piss.
Skull Kid: Hey! Heyheyhey! No stopping the pain train!
*presses a button a bunch of times*
*rumbling*
*NYOOM*
Waah!
*everyone screaming* (oh NO)
Skull Kid:Whoopsie-doodle...!
*presses another button a bunch of times*
*still screaming, screeching *
*stopped*
Whomp: My scrotums...
Luigi: Ohhhh...
Luigi: Mama mia...
Mario: YEAH! That was-a lots of fun!
Skull Kid: Ahahahahahahaha!
*squeaking tires* (Uh...)
Skull Kid: Ho-ho-ho! Aren't you guys having fun?
Skull Idiot: I know I am!
Mario: *frustration* Mama f**ker!
Mario (aka Scorpion): Get over here!
*buzzer*
Luigi: Waah!
Skull Kid: Uh-uh-uh! You're breaking the rules, Mario!
Skull Faggot: Hahahahahahahaha!
Mario: Oh, hell no!
Mario: INCOMIIIIING! *throws a Monty Mole*
*scream of pain*
Skull Kid: my ovaries..
Luigi: Ow!
*Mario laughs*
Skull Kid: BIG MISTAKE!
Luigi: Eeeeeeee...
Weegee: Maaaaarioooooo...?!
Angry Skull Kid: You REALLY shouldn't have done that!
Skull Kid: You've just earned yourself... the PUNISHMENT ROUND! *beep!*
*metallic creaking* (MC: That can't be good.)
Luigi: Oohh, nooo... (Real spooky...)
Luigi: WAAH!
Mario: Waah!
Mario: Aaaah!
*more slo-mo*
yahahaoo!
(Ugh... what now?)
*mechanical whirring*
Mario: Waah!
*Luigi is very scared* (MC: that would be me)
(Oh... lava pit.Typical...)
*CLANG*
Mario: *same italian gibberish* (MC: Mmmmm Spicy~)
Luigi: *terrified screaming*
*electric noises*
Skull Kid: Welcome to "The Floor is Lava."
SK: Each one of you have a button by your feet.
SK: Pressing the button will release your shackle, dropping you into the lava.
SK: Whoever drops into the lava DIES! (Duh...)
...but makes it so the other person is free to go.
Mario: OH SHIT!
Luigi: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AAAAAAAHHHH!
Skull Kid: Time for the true brotherly test!
S. Dickface: Oh, and the lava is rising! (MC: fuck you)
S. Douche: So if you don't make a choice soon...
Skull Krappy Shit Thingy: ...you'll both DIE!
SK: Have fun! (MC: OH, FUCK YOU!!!!!)
*ZAP!*
Luigi: MAAAAAARIOOOOOO!
Luigi: HELP! HELP! HELP!
*throwing shit at the chains*
Mario: Mamaf****er!
Mario: Piece of... shit!
Luigi: WAAH! *Scared italian gibberish*
Mario: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Let's-a go!
Mario: UNH!
Mario: UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH-UNH
*panicked screaming*
Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
(Well... you have a choice.)
(Are you gonna..?)
(MC: How is cutting the chain gonna help?)
Luigi: Mario...
*Metal clanging*
Hmm..?
Luigi: *italian gibberish* (Wait what?!) ("Luma" plays...) (MC: Oh fuck no...)
Mario: Waah! Luigi! No! (MC: Please no...)
Luigi: OhHhHhHhHh... (MC: DON'T DO IT LUIGI!)
Luigi: Ho-ho-ho! O- Okay.. (MC: I am legit crying this is so sad ;-;)
*Mario crying* (Wow... is he really-) (MC: No LUIGI!)
Luigi: Go Weegee! Ho-ho-ho! *italian gibberish* (MC: DON'T DO IT!!!!)
LUIGI, NOOOOOOOO!!!! (NO!...) (MC: STOP!!!) (;-;)
Mario! Thanks! (MC: SMG4 how could you?!)
Sorry... (MC: NOOOOOOOO!!!!)
*buzzer* (MC: LUIGI!!!!!!!!!!!)
*click...* () (MC: Luigi no...) (MC: LUIGI!!)
*Top 10 saddest anime deaths*
LUIGIIIIIII!!!! (MC: I'm drowning in tearssjdkf)
*splash...* (MC: I can't look) (*Sobbing*)
(Woah... sorry for your loss.)
Oh... No...
Luigi: Huh? *italian gibberish* (?!) (MC: Huh?!) (MC: WTF?!?!?!?!)
Mario: Waah! Hmm? Luigi!
Luigi: Wow! *italian gibberish* Goochy goochy! Oh yeah! (Oooh...)
Mario: WHAT?!
Mario: WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!?!
Skull Kid: *clapping* Ahahahaha!
Skull Kid: Good show! Good show, everyone! (MC: Oh, you ASSHOLE!! >:'<)
Mario: You SON-OF-A-BITCH!
Mario: *frustration* Gonna kill you and I'll-
Luigi: Wow! Yaaah! (Give me some!)
Luigi: Goochy goochy! Goochy goochy!
Skull Kid: Luigi, for your kindness, generosity, and devout love for your brother...
Skull Kid with Party Hat: ...you're free to go!
SK: I wish my brother loved me that much.. (Now don't we all...) (MC: Wait, brother???)
Mario: Say WHAAAAT? (MC: That's what I just said XD)
Mario: Mama mia! (Can 'Skull Kid' be... ?)
Skull Kid: Uh, anyway, you're free to go!
SK: I'm gonna send you to the sewers now.
Luigi: WAAH! Mama mia! *scared noises*
SK reading newspaper: Yeah, well, it's non-negotiable.
*button press*
*draining sounds*
Luigi: *terrified screaming*
Mario: LUIGI! No! Waah! (Probably not...)
Luigi: MAAAAARIOOOOOOO!!!
*pipe noises*
Skull Kid: As for YOU!
SK: My fat Italian friend...
SK: you get to go...
Skull Maracas Guy: to the BONUS ROUND! *Price Is RIght theme plays*
*mechanical whirring*
Mario: Waah!
*screaming*
*still screaming*
OUGH!
*CLING*
*CLANG*
*CLINGCLANG*
Mario: *frustration* Mama mia!
Mario think this is some weird SHET! (MC: Weird for you, maybe. But TBH that's kinda kinky for me. I have a dirty mind, I know TuT)
*tv turns on*
Skull Kid: I want to play a game... (ugh...) (MC: I don't.)
Mario: How about a nice game of
Mario: F*CK YOU!!!
Mario: *panicked screams*
Skull Kid: All you have to do is answer this question truthfully... (MC: okaaayy....?)
Mario: Im'ma don't know! (No sh*t...)
Mario: Hell you talkin' 'bout, boi?
Skull Kid: Will you be my friend? (MC: boi.)
Mario: Ooh, you so good you got-a Mario confused.
NOPE NOPE-NOPE-NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-NOPE
SK: What if I said please?
*Angry Face* NOPE NOPE-NOPE-NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE-NOPE-NOPE, SO MUCH NOPE!
A THOUSAND F**KING TIMES NO!!!
(Now... let's see what happens.) (MC: Yeah, can't wait to see where this goes.)
Skull Kid: ...hahahaha...
Skull K- : ...Hahahahaha! (Who is he?)
Mario: Ooookie dooookieee... (I have a guess...)
?#!@: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Is it...?) (MC: Wait, what the hell?)
WALUIGI: WAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! (I KNEW IT!) (MC: *Sir Pelo gasp*)
Mario: *panicked screaming*
Waluigi: Wah-ha-ha!
*static*
Waluigi: Wah-HA!
*static*
WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
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W͓͍̰A̛̦H͚̪̜̠̫͘-̨͓͕͈̳̱ͅH̪͓͎͉̭A͙̦̟̞͖̮͙͜H͖͖̳̤͉̹A̟̪̰̫H̫͚̺̲̪̮͓A̬̻Ḥ̡͚̤̮̹̲A͇̠͉͝H̜̘AH̻̙̻A͉̱̳͕H̝͍̯̲͓̻ẠÁ͖͙̱̠̝A̸̰̺̗̲̺AA̵̞A̷̠̮!͠!̡!̥̞̘̗͟ͅ (NO... !) (MC: Holy shit.)
*static* (no...)
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(Dear god... what type of abberation is he?!) (MC: I have no fucking idea, m8.)
*Waluigi teleports in front of Mario* (MC: that face tho)
Mario: What are you doing?!
Mario: Im'ma think you go coo coo crazy! (MC: You too?)
*Dramatic glare...*
Waluigi: WAH?!
(Oh... )
Waluigi: Oh, come on!
Waluigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH...
Sensible Mario: *italian gibberish*
Mario: *more italian gibberish*
Mario: *even more italian gibberish*
(MC: Yeesh O~O'')
(And we're back with subs.)
(Oh boy. Looks like we got some trouble.) (MC: I'm scared... Q-Q)
(... You okay Mario?)
Mario: Oh no...
(Well now... how does one defeat 'rejection'?) (MC: *Shrugs* :T)
Mario: Aaaa! No...
Mario: Shit.
The Waluigi Arc will continue...
Anyway... English Subtitles by: Jayson Wong. MORE FUNNIES BY MC (GuyIsWater) (and subtitles edited by lucas. MC: Be sure to look for me in the comments!
(Jayson): And once again... kudos to the Sponsors! (MC): Whatever he said!
What will happen next? To be continued... (MC): OwO