- Kim, Kim over here Kim.
- Oh hey there, did I miss anything?
- Kim, where's your sweater?
- Oh yeah, I brought it.
This is a sweater.
- No it's not.
This is a sweater.
- Where's your son.
- He's skating right over there,
but he better stay out of the sin bin today.
- The what?
- The penalty box.
- Got it.
- So I meant to tell you,
I was getting the mail the other day.
Freddie, Freddie move your feet.
- Who's Freddie?
- Oh he's Margie's boy.
Yeah.
So anyways, I was getting my mail
and this car was definitely not going the speed limit.
Shoot it Joey.
Joey, shoot it.
- Do you yell at all the kids?
- Oh Kim we cheer for all the players.
Hustle Johnny.
Don't be a pylon.
- What is a pylon?
- Come on, skate.
- You're doing great Tommy.
- Anyway, I'm gonna post about that car on Nextdoor.
Dang it fire that biscuit.
Ref, cross checking, 22.
- Is this like a playoff game?
- Hey, you better check your voicemail ref
because you missed a call.
- This is so intense.
- Oh this is just a scrimmage.
Yeah, it's fun.
Oh geeze it's a complete yard sale out there.
- We're talking about hockey right?
- Oh just buckys and twigs all over the place there.
- Buckys?
- Yeah, a bucket.
- Why would he need a bucket?
- Oh gosh to protect your noggin Kim.
- You mean a helmet.
- Come on boys you gotta reset, you're offsides.
- You know they had offsides in soccer,
never could figure it out.
- Oh yeah, this one's even more complicated.
- So is it when.
(horn blowing) - Goal, yes.
- Yay.
- Joey with a no look yabo.
- Again there's words I'm not.
- Top shelf, right where grandma hides the peanut butter.
Good one Joey.
- So many food references.
- It's a great shot,
he hit it up right over the shoulder.
- I don't under.
- You know last week someone hit a clapper in warmy's
and Freddie did not have a bucky on.
- Oh, a helmet, I remember, I'm learning.
- He cut his eyebrow open,
there was blood everywhere.
- Bless, did they have to cancel the game?
- Oh no, Tommy's mom, she's in my sewing circle
so she just stitched him right up
just in time for second period.
- He came back to play?
- Kim, this is hockey, not soccer.
- Hockey is a lot.
- That Freddie, he's a real dangler.
- Is that good or bad?
Are they about to fight?
- Yep, he's dropping gloves.
Knock him on his keester Freddie.
- Come on Freddie.
- Let's go Freddie.
- Why's he taking the other guy's shirt off?
- Well you gotta get some leverage
if you're gonna throw a punch.
- You said that so nicely.
- Okay, break it up, quit chirping,
let's play hockey.
- Yeah guys, hockey.
Let's play it, yeah.
- Joey might Gordie Howe.
- Gordie who?
- So he's gotta get a goal, an assist,
and get in a fight all in one game,
and he's got two out of three.
- So you're encouraging the fighting?
- I do not support violence,
but I also do not make the hockey rules.
- Fair enough.
- Oh come on ref,
that was high sticking and you know it.
- Sit down.
I am so sorry, sit.
- I better see you in church on Sunday for that one 22.
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm so sorry, I do not mean to yell.
- It's okay.
- Start the clock Steve.
- What?
- Steve, start the clock.
- Wait, Steve is here?
- Oh yeah, he's running the game clock.
- Hey Steve.
- Hey Steve, who's keeping stats?
- [Steve] Who's eating snacks?
- No Steve.
Actually he does look kinda hungry.
Let's go sneak him a pretzel,
do you wanna go get a beer?
- They sell beer at these things?
- Yeah no, for sure.
- Well okay then.
- You know, it's a good thing you didn't wear a hat
because if they hat trick
you're gonna have to throw it on the ice.
- They throw things on the ice?
- Oh sure, in Detroit they fling a dead octopus on the ice.
- No they don't.
- Yes, yes they do.
And this one time Steve had to stuff an octopus
down his pants for game seven.
- Where do you even find an octopus?
- Well you gotta know a guy.
- Both teams are having fun
and we're learning life lessons.
And oh, little rough but
I know you just punched him but could you help him up?
Let's be good sports.
- Throw a punch and lend a hand.
That's our motto of hockey.
- I don't know her that well, it's weird.
It's so strange.
I don't even know if I know her real name.
It's so odd.
We live across the street from each other
and she just brings crap to my house.
It's so weird.
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