Hi.
Everybody, happy Wednesday to all of you.
I was watching you dance before the show.
Normally if you're alone in your living room,
you can dance like no one's watching, but we're watching.
That's I like what I'm seeing.
I'll tell you that.
I was thinking about what we could do today,
and I thought I want to play a game with tWitch.
Are you up to losing a game?
Losing-- yeah, I'll play.
I'll definitely play a game with you for sure.
OK, I like to play games with you.
OK, yeah.
I'd love to play.
You're very good though.
This is a guessing game, and you're usually
pretty good at those.
But I'm feeling lucky today.
This is a game we played before, but we're
calling it something else.
Because the original title was similar to something else,
and we got a cease and desist order.
So get ready to play Ellen and tWitch
Guess What's Going to Happen Next in This Crazy Foreign
Commercial.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Ellen and tWitch Guess What's Going
to Happen Next in This Crazy Foreign Commercial.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
It sounds like a bunch of drunk people trying
to read that at the same time.
Here's how it works.
We're going to show you the first part
of the foreign commercial, and then tWitch
and I are going to guess what happens next.
And then we'll play the next one,
and we'll play the rest of the commercial.
And we'll see who wins.
OK, here's the first one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
A, the bear bounces off the laundry, goes through the roof.
B, the bear hurts himself and gets
carried away in an ambulance.
C, the bear and the woman fall in love.
[NO SPEECH]
I'm going to guess A. What about you?
I would say C, because that's what I want to see happen.
I just-- I want that for them.
Maybe whatever country this--
I don't know what country.
Could be legal.
I don't know.
All right, let's see.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Oh, wow.
What country is that?
Do we know?
Do we know what country that is?
That's crazy.
So we're both wrong there.
Wow.
Here's the next one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Oh, man.
OK, A, the boy and the dog dance in the backyard.
The dog pulls off his head, and it's Ben Stiller.
B, the dog grows wings and flies away.
C, the dog takes the boy shopping.
[NO SPEECH]
Ben Stiller would be awesome, but I just don't think that--
I don't think that's--
I don't think that's going to happen.
I don't think Ben would sign on for that.
No, I agree.
I say the dog takes the boy shopping.
That's what I was going to say.
So I'm afraid we're both going to go for the same one.
OK.
See, it looks like he's stopping him,
like he's not dressed right.
Right, right.
OK, let's see.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
I want to live there.
Hell, I want to live in that world.
Here's the next one.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
She's like on a set of an old Western, and she's--
All right, giant bowling ball rolls down the street,
crushes her.
George Clooney dressed as a cowboy rides
by and picks her up.
Arnold Schwarzenegger jumps out of her head and laughs.
Oh, my God.
Wait a minute.
[NO SPEECH]
Because it's almost like the Arnold thing could like--
I know.
It could be true.
That's where I'm going.
I'm going with C.
All right, you're going with C. I'm
going to go A just to make sure one of us is right.
I'm going to go A.
All right, let's see.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
How much did he get paid for that?
I need to know about that payday right there.
No, just come up and laugh.
Wow.
Just come up and laugh.
That's all you got to do.
All right, let's see the next one.
[NO SPEECH]
An alien jumps out of her belly.
A baseball player comes in and gives them a bowl of cereal.
She pushes her belly up to her chest.
[NO SPEECH]
I'm going B.
[NO SPEECH]
OK, I'm going to go she pushes her belly up to her chest.
OK.
I don't want to see that.
I hope it's not the case.
I'm really hoping that's not the case.
Let's see.
[NO SPEECH]
To be quite honest, I'm not happy I was right.
All right, no need to tally the points.
I won.
All right.