Ryan: Hey guys!
Yeah, I'm in a-- I'm in a new room.
It's a real long story.
I'm moving.
*sad music*
That wasn't long at all. That wasn't a long sto--
That was not even a story!
Yeah, so I'm in a middle of a move right now,
I haven't posted a lot lately as I'm moving for one,
Probably gonna be in my book tour...
If you guys came out to the events
It was nice seeing you...
It's really echoed in here...
Hey!
HEEEEY!
I just have to talk really quiet...
Close to the camera like this...
*quietly* Hey guys so today we're going to be doing a...
ASMR... uh...
Asparagus
I hope you guys get.... t-t-tingly feeling...
Oh my god...
Anyway. Welcome back to another episode of Dear Ryan!
Let's just get started, okay?
*quiet* Let's just get started...pretty sure *laugh*
YouTube comment by No- Budy: Dear Ryan, can you do 10 handstand push-ups in a row?
Pretty sure I can do that...
I mean, I can barely do a handstand and stay in one place,
but if I'm balancing against the wall
That's pretty easy right?
Well, there's only one way to find out!
...How though. I don't know what way that is
And... rolling!
Okay, here we go
Ohhhh
One... two...
Three...Four...
Five... Six... *camera starts pulling*
Seven... Eight...
*awkward silence*
No, they weren't helping me right?
Oh! *thud*
Twitter comment by Edson: Dear Ryan, can you make five threes in a row?
Guys, I have a nice surprise for you guys.
Someone just called me *laugh*
David Choi's in the house!
David: I'm not in the house. I'm in bed.
Ryan: I'm filming a vlog right now
You just made a cameo
This is what me and David do every day:
He calls me, naked in bed, while I'm filming.
David: I was going to call you while im in the toilet but uhh...
Ryan: *laugh*
Guys, fun stories just so you guys know
I grew up playing basketball for age 5 to age 13
Because in high school, when i turned 14,
I went and did wrestling instead of basketball
even though I loved basketball
I was not good at it
And I was a little bit better at wrestling.
Part of it is because of this wrist right here,
My shooting hand
A normal wrist, like my left wrist
You're supposed to shoot it straight like this line your elbow up and down,
wrist go down, but this wrist doesn't bend back
because of the metal rod I have in here, or had in here
And yeah, long story short
That's not short, this is a long story!
I can't shoot the ball straight because my wrist doesn't bend that way
*giggle* Let's just go...
Ryan: You know the guys at the park?
They actually refer to me as "curry" like, as in short for Curry-ean (Korean)
They thinks I'm Korean... at the park...
I'm not Korean
It's my park though, Ryan's park
Call me Ryan Park *laugh*
Five in a row. Are you ready?
Never done this in my life
First one? Easy
*fails*
Ryan: Alright, first one? First take. That's what I meant
Easy
*fails again*
First one? Easy.
*Ryan did it, ding, and song plays*
Easy?
*fails*
*more fails*
*music*
Ohh!
*music*
Aaaahaaaa!
*music*
*fails*
*music*
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Background: One more!
Are you ready for shot five?
Ryan: I'm nervous
I'm feeling it!
Coming down boys!
Three, two, one!
*Fails miserably*
YEAHHHHHHHHHH!
That's five threes in a row! 1,2,3,4,5, five 3s in a row!
This is why they call me step Korean
*ooooooooh*
This is MY park! Ryan Park baby!
YouTube comment by Natan Gooch: Dear Ryan, can you do a boyband song about sandwiches?
Okay, I see what are you trying to do there,
and I'm not gonna fall for this, ok?
We all know boy bands always sing about girls,
and you want this to be about sandwiches?
Girls and sandwiches, like the sexist stereotypical saying that we ALL know
Yeah, I'm not gonna fall for this. Next.... time
I'm not gonna fall for this.
I falled for it this time. Right now.
Ryan: That's old!
*laugh*
So I wrote all this in one sitting and I didn't realize until after I made the song that
It's kinda not PG
And, by sandwich...
I mean baby...
It's like... kinda sexy...?
*awkward silence*
YouTube comment by Grace McGuigan: Dear Ryan, can you give me some cheap, punny gift ideas for my annoying rich friend?
I made a video a while ago kinda doing the same thing (Called 10 Cheap Punny Christmas Gifts!)
And I'm assuming you just want to see more of that.
For this reason is exactly why I made this video
Shopping for an incredibly RICH friend
who has EVERYTHING they want because they are rich
Is one of the hardest thing you can do.
So you don't want to just buy them something because it'll mean nothing to them
You gotta do something for them that money can't buy because they're rich
and apparently, annoying.
Here's some cheap punny gift ideas for all of you out there will have a rich annoying friend
*badass music*
Will: You got me an ant?
Ryan: Not just any ant, though.
This ant is special. This is the only one to leave the colony.
It went rouge.
Will: You got me a rouge ant? Why?
Ryan: Because it's just like you. A-rouge-ant. (Arrogant)
Ryan: So that's David, that's Trent, and that is Michael down here.
Greg: Why would you give me a book about doctors?
Ryan: These aren't doctors, these are nurses. Male nurses.
Greg: Why would I need to know a nurse that's a man?
Ryan: So maybe that one day you can learn some Man-nurse (Manners)
Paco: This is a miniature school or something?
Ryan: Yep, and you get to be the teacher.
Paco: Why?
Ryan: So that you can have a little class.
Will: It's a chest filled with Knocked Up, my favorite movie that I already own. Great.
Ryan: Oh, but you don't have this version yet. See? I took the time to reverse all of them and they're all backwards now. So it's not Knocked Up, it's Up Knocked. And they're all yours, including the chest
Will: Why? Why would you reverse it? What does it even mean?
Ryan: You're up knocked chest (Obnoxious).
It's a clothesline? [yep] With some cheap watches on it actually they were all free. Now you have more free time to hang out
What are you doing? Shh? Wait? How is this a present hold on okay?
Can you just tell me what this is? Ryan: Paid shins (patience)
Okay, what is that?
Okay, I'm lost. Oh my God wait. I'll be the rich guy you play me this what does this even need nothing?
I'm just trying to give you Moral
Why do you keep yelling Oh? it's so loud. How am I supposed to give you more oh's?
Wait, where's the music?
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