I couldn't tie my shoes till I was 10
but I can make a martini I was like
Isaac on our sinking little love boat
thank you oh this is perfect
so tell me have you met any nice girls
at school this year
yeah yes uh give any thought when we
talk about none the other 5th graders
know what they're gonna do after high
school
well I care about a bunch of fancy fifth
graders silver spoons in their mouths I
sorta like the idea of teaching teaching
sounds good that's terrific honey I
can't remember them without a drink in
their hand you know when my father used
to pitch baseballs to me in the backyard
mm-hmm he never spilled a drop oh my god
I can't even imagine your parents didn't
drink nah we never play games in the
backyard never well first of all we
didn't have a backyard and second of all
the closest we ever came to a game was
the feel wheel rage is at the top then
we move down to frustration confusion
loneliness on the other side we have
loving affectionate silly okay Eli you
go first take your name and put it on
the emotion you're feeling right now
that's right Eli don't think look inside
what do you feel right now go don't
think go go go do I have to dr. Wykoff
can you do it for mommy
the topic off the phone you won't
because I'm not going you just be
walking along and then you think gee I
feel happy you'd put your little flag on
the moon no no it's just something my
parents wanted us to do so that they
would feel more enlightened like getting
us to say penis and vagina at the dinner
table you know so that we feel
comfortable talking about sex which is
probably why now I prefer PPN whoo-hoo
more peepee than hoo hoo I'd imagine
does the show I don't think that game
would have been a hit in my house unless
there was a Jackson on the hill for
thirsty well there was a section on the
wheel for scared but
you don't have to share that with me