our first guest uh starred in such motion pictures as of course good morning vietnam
uh also awakenings and uh the fisher king you i believe of course know him best as tvs mindy
oh oh that's not right ladies and gentlemen hold on to your hats here's robin williams
my gosh
robin williams
wow
hey
i feel it corey bring out jose bless you i know lay shawna forgive me
singing blue and in the wind all right i was possessed damn david this is a stage for a musical
with me
thank you very much god this is a strange place oh wonderful this is god look this nice loft man
it's nice though it's fun it's exhilarating it's rent control too yeah everything is inventoried
pretty good man i didn't judge you there are catalogs in the lobby
all of these things left her from the aldi nice to see you
good to see you congratulations thank you very much well music stops he changes networks
backstage you found all sorts of things this is nice how do you like the place good it's
amazing this is truly like you have two floors all these people oh look at this an ironwork you got
a pier this lovely what does this do if there's a fire it's like keep going up it's like mariah
by the spirit of jim neighbors
you know we could probably real quick get you a cat outfit
where the hell are those singing cats bang bang
give me that paul newman salad off i lived on paul newman salad oil and popcorn
and i still don't look as good as damn as he did he looked incredible it was very nice of him to
do that what's new with you what have you been doing this summer oh i've been in italy it was
quite interesting oh on vacation working both off yes working no working just vacation i'm
confused witness protection oh i see no i was uh it's weird they had your promos there too
david letterman or salvatofa network innovator
i think nasa even had a load of them on that mars probe yeah yeah
after arnold's movie kind of they put his name on it but david let him around the
thing the mars probe it's gone i don't know somewhere in jersey right now and it's parts
it's it's been stripped by now somebody's going you want a solar panel man
good man come come on take it what happened they can't find it they don't know if it blew up or not
i think there should be some mechanism that would go it's gone yeah at these prices come on in about
it's a half billion dollars you don't have somebody go hey bill what happened
i'm sorry bill i forgot to put the double a's in
you know even your shorts have a little thing that say inspected
by number 42. yeah you need some kind of quality control absolutely
yeah pretty soon it's just going to be what's nasa here bill we're going to send another probe up man
i don't know but i've been away for a while this place did you how did you find life in
italy though could you live there do you were you comfortable david please
it's a beautiful place it's a whole different style of life
you know because you go to pisa that's what it was near pisa you go to pisa you see the
leaning a tower of pisa it is a monument it is the pride of the town but it is condemned
in italy it's a landmark in new york it's landfills you know in new york you have a
tower leaning like that somebody's going i'm going to sue plaster hit me hello
i don't care
what do you have here for us uh i was in the dressing room and uh this this place
is a lot of spirits here i found this back there i explained to people who may not know what that
those of you who don't know i i'm not sure this may be topo jijo or maybe johnny g show his kid
hello i'm i'm johnny gigio yeah ed where's ed the topo juju was a a mouse it was yours
excuse me good night that's right right here super jiggly thank you
when there was too much time or there were yeah they're always bringing them bring out the mouse
again very strange there's stuff in this you know there's spirits in here that open the fly swallow
we were doing well bill came out and sprayed some stuff but he comes out and does all this why uh
and you're you're working on a uh are you working on another film now well i just
finished this movie where i played a 65 year old woman oh you did not
okay i was certainly kidding a 65 yeah what's about a guy who has to dress up as this uh kind of
english scottish housekeeper so i can see his kids it's kind of like a trojan housekeeper he's inside
kind of is is it a funny is it touching you if not people be going where all that makeup for nothing
where did they make the film i made in san francisco it was great because i was home and
i got to you know to work there which is you know so nice to finish and it was very strange because
my son would come see me dressed as a as a 65 or woman it's very bizarre to have your kid go no
i talked to him today i called his one and a half and i was saying cody hi
it's daddy daddy hi cody i love you whatever
i guess i have kathie lee's kid i'm sorry
all right
please don't upset frank don't upset frank hi robin nice to see you
great our kids have the same name so you're uh on the streets dressed as a woman yeah i
wish i had a picture to show it's quite astonishing it's never occurred to you
to bring a picture this ain't exactly radio son oh no look marcel marceau on cbs radio
do radio ventriloquism there's a great job hey how are you charlie nice to have
you on the show well good to be on the show edgar it's radio they don't know
i i i thought i had a picture did they bring it oh that's all right
i don't have a clip i've got nothing i've been in italy going hey david letterman okay
and do you have uh recreational activities planned you in the family are you in the kitchen cause
i've that's been at home hanging out with them i don't get a lot of sleep but that's okay because
my son cody is like a ninja he's you know he's out he's over you know you put up these pressure
gates it's like the great escape every night you know these up and all of a sudden you hear this
next thing you know you wake up he's got like a small power tool going good morning
wake up daddy and do you think you'll have more kids
i don't know dave you have the two yeah i have two i have three i have my
exactly you have three children one no what about that shocking
when did i when did i lose count here i thought it was two you have three i have three
exactly my my son my oldest son and then there's zelda then there's cody well for heaven's sakes
drop me a card if it happens again i will i'll just i want to keep up hell i'll send you one
that'd be great hey you got room look at this place this is a great place for kids to play
you got things to climb yeah this would be great dave's kitty place that'd be fun i could see you
with kids now put it down put it down yeah you'll be good with them i think i'd be very good with
kids and one day i hope to have a not maybe a house household but one or two uh a litter
yeah get to be i don't think that's the term uh the movie comes out uh soon christmas yeah
at christmas it'd be a big christmas blockbuster yeah maybe maybe thanksgiving i don't know it's
one of those things they go out and you test it see how it goes but it was fun doing because you
know you're playing it's very strange to be people say what was it like being a woman a drag no no no
but you know you have to put on it's like there's four hours of makeup then this this kind of heavy
bodysuit it was great wandering around because it looks totally different doesn't look anything like
me i don't look like you know hello nice to be there you don't feel like hi my name is sheila
nice to see you standing in a men's room going hey first time here okay hey hey lady you done
but it was fun to kind of uh you know occasionally wander away from the set and see how it would work
with people it was great it would work up to about this distance and people start going
the old lady seams are coming apart just seeing what the makeup doing but it's it's quite
extraordinary i had a great time doing it i'm sure it'll be very entertaining and we'll look forward
to i hope for the best over the holidays i'll bring you a picture please do robin uh i can't
thank you enough for showing up here on our second program david this is just and i hope you can god
bless you and now how much money have we raised tonight hey we're doing i believe we're doing all
right dude the word is pretty good you're going to run for mayor now come on boy robin williams you