- It's October!
- And you know what that means.
- It's sexy Halloween costume season.
- So naturally we're gonna terrify our coworkers
by wearing them around the office.
- But which one we're gonna have to wear is a surprise.
- It's Ladylike,
and we're wearing sexy Halloween costumes for a day.
- I'm a mouse, duh.
That's what I think of when I think
of sexy Halloween costumes.
- I love ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes.
I love sexy Bert and Ernie, sexy ketchup, sexy tax returns.
- My favorite part about this holiday
is actually on November first when you sit out on your porch
with a nice cup of coffee
and you just see all the walks of shames.
- There goes sexy food wrapper.
- There she is, she had the time of her life last night.
- I thought it would be really funny
if we all picked sexy Halloween costumes for each other,
and then surprised each other with them.
- I think it's just the surprise element
- Yeah. - That's nerve wracking.
- Here's the deal.
We're gonna try these on, we're wearing them all day.
- Because we have to wear them around the office,
they at least have to be appropriate for the workplace.
- What is Buzzfeed appropriate though?
- We won't get arrested.
- That's a plus.
- For indecent exposure, so that's.
- I picked Devin's costume,
and Devin doesn't know what it is.
And Devin picked mine and I don't know what it is.
- I think Freddie's gonna look adorable.
- Yours is very you.
- I want to know what that means,
I want to know what you think very me
translates into Halloween costume.
- You shall see.
- Aahh!
- I think that women are objectified no matter what we do,
we can wear a sweatshirt and overalls
and we're gonna be objectified,
so might as well add some fun characters
to it for Halloween.
I hope I'm a sexy taco.
- You're not.
- Dammit.
- I'm nervous, scared,
every other adjective that is negative.
- My body feels shaky.
- Your costume arguably is the best.
- Really?
- [Kristin] I think so.
- I love it, I was like I don't know
if I really want to do that,
and you're like your costume's the best,
and I'm like okay I want to do it.
- Let's do it.
(both groaning)
- Are you ready?
- Woo.
- Alright.
- Here you are.
- What is this?
(laughing) Why am I sexy Joan of Arc?
- Because she did a lot for her people.
- You're such a nerd.
- Sexy Pikachu.
This is going to stop traffic for sure.
- Why is this sparkly?
- Why not?
- They didn't have sparkles then,
God hadn't invented them yet.
- Really?
She's a warrior. - What's this?
- It's chain mail, it's like fake chain mail.
- Oh it's sexy chain mail?
- The costume was displayed with a shield
but it didn't come with one,
so she doesn't have any weapons.
- Her weapon is her sexuality.
- This is very bright.
- Oh. (both laughing)
- No.
Absolutely not, I am. (both laughing)
- Why?
Why is pizza sexy?
(laughing)
- Maybe I'm impressed?
Am I impressed now?
(laughing)
- Aren't you excited?
- Why is pizza very me?
- You love snacks, you love to consume things.
- Yeah, you're right.
You're not wrong, you're very right.
- Why does this exist?
- We can't keep laughing forever.
- I'm so mad and happy at the same time.
- Can you unzip me?
- Yeah.
- (laughing) I forgot I can't get out of this alone.
- Who knew the pizza slice was so conducive
to the female body?
- Why is there so much glitter?
- Because you've been ordained by God.
Clearly.
- Big ol' run in the tights.
That's a little technical difficulty.
Making it sexy.
- So sexy!
- What is this slit?
How do you feel?
- Oh man.
God this is kinky.
- (singing) pizza time, pepperoni, olives,
maybe a little bit of pepper, hey.
(drumroll)
- Wow.
Wow.
I don't know where I'm supposed to put this mic.
Like I don't know how I'm supposed to put it on my body.
- Wanna get pizza? (both laughing)
- Just put it right there, yeah,
I think there's no room.
- Yellow is a very flattering color on you,
I would embrace it.
- Uh, yes, I am.
- You should wear this every day.
- Why do I have two leg slits?
- For optimal lowness.
- Ooh it is smooth.
- Yeah, and then here you just have foam,
because why not insert foam into a garment.
- Can you sit in this?
- Yeah I can sit.
- [Freddie] Are the pepperonis on your nips?
- One of them is, yeah, one of them's right there.
Yeah.
- I'm gonna be very sweaty today.
- Oh yeah, we have to wear these all day. (laughing)
- All day.
That's your doing.
- Your crust is falling.
- I feel like we should stuff it.
Stuffed crust!
- Ooh!
- Stuffed crust pizza!
- This is the best idea I've ever had.
- Okay, well.
- So smart.
- It's not even the sexy part,
really just the look.
It's the raver look, and the fur in my eyes.
But other than that, I mean I think it'll be a good day.
- Yeah.
- Alright let's do our day.
- Let's do it.
- Should we get pizza for lunch?
- Yeah let's get pizza, I'm hungry.
- [Ladylike Ladies] Hi Loren.
- Hello, you look amazing, I love it, I love it, I love it.
(dramatic music)
- Good morning Kelsey.
- What, how, why, what is going on.
This fits you nicely.
- I'm fashion forward.
- Is this supposed to be sexy?
- Okay.
Okay.
- A sexy Pikachu?
- [Freddie] Yep.
- Okay.
- I feel like you're like, I don't know,
a bumblebee and a cheetah crossed,
you're like a mutant of some kind.
- [Freddie] I see that.
- Science experiment gone wrong and right, yeah.
- [Woman] Are you Joan of Arc?
- I am sexy Joan of Arc.
Thanks for asking.
- What's that thing over there, pizza?
Really, those colors.
- [Kristin] Yeah, very high fashion.
- I'll take high fashion pizza.
- Pizza.
But make it fashion.
- My God, Chantel.
- [Chantel] It's supposed to be sexy pizza,
does that come across?
- No.
- I don't know if I feel sexy feelings,
I think I feel hungry feelings.
I like how this, like, the end of the pizza
comes perfectly with the shape of your,
- [Chantel] Yeah, it really just
points you in the direction.
- You look cheesy.
Crusty.
Stuffed?
(both laughing)
- [Kristin] I just realized
the chain mail is see-through here.
- You would get easily pierced in a jousting competition.
- What it is, is like, if someone's gonna like,
stab you with a sword, they're gonna look
and see that it's sexy and then whoa.
Would you do me in a house?
Would you do me with a mouse?
(laughing)
- Also this material sucks,
I can hear you like from across the room.
- I know!
Poor Kevin is traumatized.
- I feel very conflicted, because I love Pokemon,
and I especially love Pikachu.
- [Freddie] But?
- You ready to go to sushi as sexy Cat in the Hat?
- [Devin] Yeah.
- Hell yeah.
- What is this hood situation?
This is so.
Hi friend.
- Welcome to the hood.
- Do you think pizza is inherently sexy?
- I mean, I do love pizza,
but in a different way than I love sexiness.
- Do you think this outfit is sexy?
- I do not think this outfit is sexy, I'm sorry.
- I'm striking out on all fronts.
- This is actually a little bit too long for me
so I had to tie it to make it even more sexy.
So now there's just a Christmas ornament
hanging from my crotch.
- This costume just has a lot of elements
that are kind of all over the place
and have to be readjusted.
I think the craziest thing are these little leg furry boots,
they keep sliding down and covering my entire shoe,
and then I start to trip over them,
so they're kind of a lot to adjust.
- I've officially been in this costume for like an hour,
and I have to pee.
And I'm realizing that I can't unzip, hoo,
not very easily.
Alright, time to get naked so I can go pee.
- [Freddie] Which one's your favorite?
- Um, Pikachu and Joan of Arc.
- [Freddie] Oh!
- I like the pizza.
- Thank you, thank you Jeff!
- You can never go wrong with pizza.
- He's right!
- [Freddie] I am sexy Pikachu.
- Hmm, sort of.
- [Devin] She's sexy Pikachu.
- I mean I'm not saying it's not sexy,
I just don't know if it's,
- [Devin] Are you calling her sexy?
- I don't know.
- [Devin] James, you're being weird.
- I'm a mess.
- So I really want a milkshake,
and I've been contemplating if I should walk
down the street in this costume to get it or not.
I really want this milkshake so.
(upbeat music)
Oh no.
Yeah, so I've gotten a couple catcalls,
a couple car honks.
Yep, ready to go back inside.
- I'm just hearing tons of stuff as you walk by.
- [Freddie] Yeah.
- It's crazy.
- [Freddie] Is it weird?
- It's weird.
- [Freddie] Yeah.
Alright, mission accomplished, going back to the office.
- I'm just thinking that,
if I were to actually wear this on Halloween,
and be drunk like I often am on Halloween,
it would be so hard to go to the bathroom.
This doesn't breathe, this fake latex does not breathe.
Also when you fart, it gets trapped in it.
- Alright bye!
- I think what I'm learning
is that you can't depend on a Halloween costume
that's labeled sexy to make you feel sexy.
- I'm looking at these photos you guys just took,
they're actually, like, fire.
They're like really, I mean.
You could sell me, like, a $500 Tupperware set
on an infomercial at three in the morning.
That's, I'm buying it.
It's like a Sears catalog for nerds, I love it.
- I'm like very much aware that people
are looking at my ass in this room.
- The crust is a little out of control,
I might stuff it later.
- [Devin] It's a rite of passage for every young woman.
The day she stuffs her crust.
- Are you sexy Pokemon?
- [Freddie] Yes.
- (laughs) I see you.
- [Freddie] Do you like it?
- Yeah!
- [Freddie] Okay. (both laughing)
- [Kristin] You kinda look like a clown's bodyguard.
Especially when you're standing like this.
- Yeah.
- Yeah I like your stance, this is good.
- It's a power stance.
- It's fashion.
I am sexy Joan of Arc.
- Well, I didn't know that could be sexy, but you know.
- Well I didn't either.
This is a dress for like a very tall person,
so it's mostly exuded through this like leg slit.
So I've just been doing like, this, at people.
- Could be worse.
- Yeah, could be worse.
I could be Cat in the Hat.
- So, we're about to shoot our post-interviews,
and we remembered that we never stuffed,
- The crust.
- [Devin] We gotta stuff your crust.
- [Kristin] Let's stuff that crust.
- Look at your cans in this costume.
Wow, so I just spent an entire day
in a skintight Halloween costume
and I didn't have any alcohol.
- I will say Dev, you look slammin'.
- Yeah, I'm gonna catfish other people
with the photos of you as sexy Cat in the Hat.
I'm gonna sexy Cat in the Hat-fish.
How did you feel about sexy Halloween costumes?
- I just felt silly.
Just because my getup, it's not sexy,
it's just kind of like, why does pizza need to be sexy?
Can't we just enjoy things in life?
- How did you feel about your thighs being out today?
- You all know I like to feel like a Snicker bar.
This is the highlight.
- The thighlight.
- Yes, the thighlight.
The lowlight, um, I think it was these things.
I didn't like wearing these things,
A, because they kept falling down.
B, look at all of the dirt and debris it's collected.
- Eww.
- Oh they're so dirty.
- And also just the brightness of it.
I couldn't lay low, I couldn't fly under the radar at all.
- You can't unsee you, you know what I mean?
I thought you were gonna whip out some Joan of Arc facts.
- [Chantel] Yeah I thought you were gonna
talk about your costume.
- You mean my leg adventure?
I can't even lift my leg right now,
I mean I could but it would be over your shoulder.
It would be like,
- [Chantel] Over the can?
- Place it on my can, hello.
- I will say our costumes being sexy and silly
brought a lot of people joy today.
- Yeah, I feel like if you're gonna go ultra sexy,
having that silly element to it kind of lightens the mood.
- And have a good time.
- And have a good time, yeah.
- Look at these photos.
- Look at these photos!
- Wow!
(women exclaiming over each other)
- Just catcalling each other.
- There you go.
(all laughing)
- That's all you need in life.
- Keep it in the family.
- So we're ready for Halloween, are you?
- Tell us what you're gonna be
for Halloween in the comments.
- HR's gonna call us into their office tomorrow for sure.
- But we didn't get arrested.
- [All] Yayyy. (clapping)
- Why are we applauding that?
Sexy Halloween costumes.
- [All] Lady tested, lady a-boooo-ved.
- Ooh, spooky.
Poor little Pikachu.
- I'm hot.
- Yeah you are.
(all laughing)
- Y'all want a bite?
- Oh.
Or a beverage, I've got one right here.
- [Kristen] There's a whole meal.
- [Freddie] Looking like a snack.
- So hot you could burn at the stake.
- Okay, I think we're done here.
(all laughing)