PEEEEEENGASH!!!!!Music
Inside Peach's castle... a door.
Mario doing science-y Spahgooti magic
moving on the ground (fo sum reason)
What's he going to do with that mushroom.
Hoohoohoo! Oh boy! Finally
Mamma god damn mia!
Top 10 Failed Science Experiments (mario included)
Merio puts needle in derp-shroom
What was in that syringe, Mario?(probably weed)
Mushroom becomes orange mushroom from Maple Story
NOOOOOOOOO! THAT MUSHROOM WAS CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rick: I turned myself into a Toad, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a Toad.
MAMAF**KER!
It is time....
PEE ON SPAGHETTI
I JUST SHOT MY PANTS!!!
Woah! W0t is that?
*Mario gibberish*
You done fucked up now, Mario!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Giant Mario Head: Hello! It's me! Mario! (OH GOD PLEASE NO!)
NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP MARIO!
Have you seen spermghetti
It was at this point that Mario knew, he fucked up.
I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GOT!
Giant Mario Head: Oh, nice spaghetti you got there
Mario: Uh-oh
Can I have it?
No!
*Mario head gets angry*
Nice job, Mario, you dickface.
Die!
Cromulon Mario says DISQUALIFIED!
YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW MARIO!
GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN WE'RE GOING TO THE LAND OF TRIPPING OUT
Are you a girl?
Am I a girl?
Yes, are you?
*dramatic bwomp* Yes.
MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!11111!!1ONE111!!!
Sometimes,
I crawl under my bed
and pretend that I am a carrot
Mushroom Wars: The Kingdom Strikes Back
Lukieeeee, imma your papa!
No, you're not my papa!
Oh yeah, Imma your papa
No you not my papa!
Yes, I'm you papa
Noooo, you not my papa
Stop saying I'm not you papa, you little shit!
You not my papa!
Alright I'll cut off you hand!
*slice*
Oohhhh, why you cut off my hand?
Oh, papa! *cries, and crawls around like a baby*
You are like a little baby, watch this!
Who's that Pokemon?
IT'S PIKACHU!
NO, IT'S CLEFAIRY YOU DUMB SHIT!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
It's now time for Pete the Piranha!
(and his best friend Jimmy)
Oh hey Pete!
We're gonna head off to an adventure!
Yippeeeeee!
So what you wanna do tomorrow?
I wanna go to the ice cream shop
or go to the park
or go fishing?
I dunno
What you wanna do today?
Pete: GIMME SOME FUCKING WATER
Toad: Hey, can I be in your video?
SMG4: Not today.
PLEASE ADD ME!@!!!!!1!!1!!@!2!ONE11121!!!!
Top 10 Anime Battles- SMG4 vs Toad
SMG4 throws Toad to the Sun
Don't be a Toad
A PSA authorised by Luke Lerdwichagul for Glitchy Boy, Sydney
Imma Luigi, Number 1!
Oh-ho!
Mario: Hey Luigi!
You look like shit!
Luigi is shocked
Mario watching TV where the characters are doing retarded shit
Mario: Hey, what the fuck?
And now, for a message authorised by Luigi
They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'
Dey tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Luigi: Hey Mario, FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
What the FUCK!
Read subtitles provided already on screen dammit
GK: 5ever? Really?
Guess how much I love you
he said
*duck kills Waluigi*
BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE?
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NO!
Steve: Hi guys!
GK: Hi, Steve... *in an annoyed way*
Large fries,
Orange soda with ice
and a large order of fries
and a BBQ bacon-
WASSSSSUPPPPP!
a piece of hot apple pie....
a large order of fries
GK: I am not in the office at the moment. Please contribute any work to be transcribed.
Hi guys! Can I join you guys?
... fries, orange soda with no ice
Cashier: Oh come on already!
Steve: Drop it!
*Let Me Hit It plays*
*Princess Peach's retarded moments*
One day, in Teletubbie Land
Po,
fell outta bed.
*Po screams*
*Po landed in ground*
Shiiiit.
She fell down from the table
Ow!
Shhhhhit.
Laa-laa and Tinky Winky: Uh-oh!
Po: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
She fell over from surprise
Surprise motherfucker!
Po: *Homer scream* AAAHHHHH!
Po: Ow! Shhiiiit!
Tinky Winky: Uh. Ohhhhh.
Po fell off-
*Tinky Winky fell down*
Tinky -Winky fell over
YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Laa-laa fell down and hit the ground hard*
And Laa-laa fell over
Dipsy: I'm trippin' balls man!
Oh dear.
Now all the Tubbies have fallen over.
Authorised by Glitchy Boy, Sydney. Spoken by SMG4.
Mario: Baby, baby, baby
Woooah!
Luigi: Babies, babies, babies
Luigi: Ooohhhhhh!
Obey me Waaaaaaario
I am your master
Mario is your enemy
Don't let Mario get the six golden coins
Wario: Hurry up will ya?
Obey Waaaaaario
Destroy MARIO!
hahahahahha
Waluigi: Aaaaa!
Oh my god!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Oh my frickin gaaaaad
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's time to
DU-DU-DU
*darude sandstorm*
DUEL!
Wait!
WHAT?
Bowser: But first, lemme take a selfie
*Chainsmokers ensues*
*Chain smoking ensues*
Drop dat ass, muthafucka!
Muthafucka, slap dat ass
Slap dat ass muthafucka!
Muthafucka, slap dat ass!
Eggman saps Dumbledore's ass
Dumbledore: Hey, what the fuck?
Wah!
A-HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mamma mia....
*Luigi gibberish*
*Mario gibberish*
GK: Mario, you- *burps* you're inside a Cromulon Mario. Cromulon Mario ate you and a bunch of other shit.
Giant Mario Head: Hey, that was pretty good!
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
AAAAAAAAAA
Pee spaghetti: Ah, ah, ah!
You didn't say the magic word!
Pee spaghetti: Ah, ah, ah!
Mario: Mamafucker!
*Luigi cries*
Toad: Hello!
Mario: *annoyed grunt*
*Toad laugh*
Giant Mario Head: Oh my God
*Giant Mario Head pukes*
THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!
DAMMIT THERE'S SHIT OVER THE GROUND!
Cromulon Mario: You must DIE!
Mario: I'm sick of your shit!
Giant Mario Head: Hey, that was pretty goo-
*Giant Mario Head Mario explodes*
Oh my god, MY PLANET IS FULL OF SHIT!
Nom nom nom
*SMG4 strips and flies off*
*SMG4 crashes into old man on flying bathtub and explodes*
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Mario: Yah!
*Hi5, Mario and Luigi!*
Subtitles by Ginger King and others
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