-We get letters from kids all over the world.
They send us ideas, jokes, suggestions for the show.
They're always great. They were super cute.
We love it.
I wanted to share some with you right now.
These are real letters from real kids.
We did not make this up.
Our first letter comes from Emily.
She's 8 years old. She's probably sleeping now.
But anyways, uh... [ Laughter ]
It said, "Dear Jimmy, I'm about to be 8 in July.
How old are you? I think you are 20."
[ Laughter ]
I love this girl, man.
"I think you are funny, also, but not enough."
[ Laughter ]
Cancel her flight.
[ Laughter ]
"Well, I have to go now.
I'm going camping for the weekend.
Love Emily.
P.S., here is a joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house."
[ Laughter ]
"Knock, knock. Who's there?
The idiot."
[ Laughter and applause ]
Thank you, Emily. -Emo Philips.
-I think I get that one.
-This next one is from Shamir.
He's 10 years old.
"Dear Jimmy Fallon, I love your show.
I watch it every day.
I wrote some jokes for you, because you clearly need help."
[ Laughter ]
"Anyways, if you want, you can read
and I can become a world-famous comedian.
Here's the joke.
What did the buffalo say to his son before he left for college?
Bison."
[ Laughter and applause ]
Bye, son. Bison.
"I really hope you read this, because that would be radical.
You're welcome, Shamir."
[ Chuckles ] "You're welcome."
[ Laughter ]
Thank you, Shamir.
This one is from Cardon. He's 10 years old.
"Dear Jimmy Fallon, my name is Cardon. I'm 10.
Can you send a box of luck charms
and spend more time with The Roots?
You would be cooler."
[ Laughter ]
I'm sorry, Cardon. I've never heard of luck charms.
[ Laughter ]
They don't sell them where I live.
But I'll definitely --
I'll get together with The Roots.
Maybe we'll have some luck charms.
It'll be fun. He also continues --
he wrote, "Steve Higgin, the guy near the corner,
looks like the Living Dummy in 'Goosebumps.'"
[ Laughter ]
I -- I think he's talking about --
I think he's talking about Slappy the Dummy.
The more I think about it, maybe you guys do look alike.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
-This next letter is from Madison, 5 years old.
"To Jimmy, make Hashtag dance again.
From, Madison."
Even drew this cute picture of Hashtag.
Well, I don't know if that's a good idea.
♪♪ I mean, no. I don't know.
No, no. The Hashtag --
The panda bear is very tired!
Oh, why not? Roots, bring it up!
♪♪
-All right. Thank you.
♪♪
All right.
Fantastic. All right.
[ Laughter ]
Still got it. ♪♪
No, no, no! Don't...
♪♪
[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
Hashtag, are you okay?
Just give me a thumbs-up if you're okay.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
All right, perfect. All right.
This is our last one here.
[ Cheers and applause ]
This one is from Brianna.
She's 8 years old.
"Hey, Jimmy, I have a new game suggestion.
You have to stare into your opponent's eyes
and never blink."
[ Light laughter ]
"That may be just a staring contest, but there's a twist.
You have to eat chips slowly as you compete."
[ Laughter ]
Hope you like it. Love you and bye-bye, Brianna."
That's sweet. I love you too, Brianna.
[ Cheers and applause ]
And I got to say, that sounds like a fun game,
but I just need to find someone to play with.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-I'll play with you, Jimmy.
♪♪
-That is Shaq right there.
Whoa! Whoa!
-I'll play with you. -This is awesome.
♪♪
-Thank you. -Shaq.
[ Cheers and applause ]
All right. Here we go.
[ Laughter ]
[ Chips crunching ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Chips crunching ]
[ Buzzer ]
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Shaq!
[ Cheers and applause ]
You won!
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
That's all the time we have for "Kids Letters"!
My thanks to Shaq!
Thanks to all the kids who sent letters.
If you want to see yours on the show,
just e-mail them at kidsletters@tonightshow.com.
Stick around.
We'll be right back with Anthony Anderson, everybody.
[ Cheers and applause ]