>>> SO THANK YOU FOR TRYING THE FOOD.
TELL ME, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK? >> YUM.
>> REALLY GOOD. >> FANTASTIC.
>> IS GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER WITH THIS NEW MENU.
>> YEAH, I'M 50% ITALIAN, SO I KNOW WHAT PASTA SHOULD TASTE
LIKE. AND TERRAZANO'S DOES IT RIGHT.
>> WELL, I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS FEEL THAT WAY BECAUSE WHAT IF I
TOLD YOU THAT THE DELICIOUS PASTA DISHES YOU'RE ARE DIGGING
INTO RIGHT NOW AREN'T ACTUALLY FROM AN AUTHENTIC ITALIAN
RESTAURANT? >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> BABE, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY THE
NEW PASTA SELECTION FROM PIZZA HUT.
>> NO. >> FAMILIA ITALIANO.
>> NO. >> PASTA MENU.
>> THIS IS PIZZA HUT? REALLY?
>> YOU GUYS GOT US. THAT WAS GOOD.
>> NO, STOP. >> BUDDY, YOU BETTER PUMP YOUR
BRAKES. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED. I WAS JUST SITTING HERE EATING
TERRAZANO'S PASTA WITH MY BEAUTIFUL FIANC E.
AND NOW A BUNCH OF CLOWNS COME OUT WITH PIZZA HUT, AND YOU ARE
SAYING THAT'S WHAT WE ACTUALLY ATE?
I'M JUST A LITTLE CONFUSED. >> REALLY, BECAUSE YOU GOT IT
EXACTLY RIGHT SIR. THE PASTA YOU ATE IS REALLY FROM
PIZZA HUT. >> I GOT TO SAY YOU ARE BLOWING
MY MIND RIGHT NOW. >> I'M GOING TO BE ORDERING THIS
PRIMAVERA ALL THE TIME. >> RIGHT, FROM TERRAZANO'S, MY
FAVORITE RESTAURANT. >> BUT REMEMBER, IT'S ACTUALLY
PIZZA HUT, AND YOU STILL LIKED THEM.
SO, YOU KNOW, ISN'T THAT FUN? >> YOU SON OF A BITCH.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> EASY.
>> WAIT, WAIT. SO YOU TRICKED US?
THIS WHOLE NIGHT WAS JUST LIKE ONE BIG LONG TRICK?
>> WHO ELSE KNEW ABOUT THIS? HUH?
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MARK? WHAT'S YOUR ROLE IN THIS.
>> WHAT, NO, I'M JUST LIKE YOU, I AIN'T NO ABOUT THIS.
>> YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME. I AM NOT A PIZZA HUT GIRL.
I AM A TERRAZANO GIRL. >> GUYS TERRAZANO'S IS NOT A
REAL RESTAURANT. IT NEVER EXISTED BEFORE TODAY
OKAY? THIS IS A WAREHOUSE WITH THREE
TABLES. >> WELL, WE AREN'T GONNA STAND
FOR BEING MADE FOOLS OF. NOT IN FRONT OF OUR FIANCEES,
RIGHT MARK. >> I WISH I HADN'T TOLD YOU MY
NAME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> THE POINT IS -- YOU GUYS ENJOYED THE FOOD,
RIGHT? >> I OUGHT TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> GUYS, YOU BOTH SIGNED A
RELEASE. YOUR FIANCEE ASKED WHERE THE
CAMERA WAS, LOOKED DIRECTLY INTO IT AND SAID
YUM YUM GOOD. >> THAT'S BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT
WAS TERRAZANO'S. >> YOU GET OFF ON THIS?
YOU PLANTING LITTLE CAMERAS AROUND AND YOU WATCH WOMEN EAT
GARBAGE? >> THE CHEF, BABE, HE WILL KNOW.
>> WHAT ABOUT CHEF LUIGI MARINARA?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] IS HE REAL?
>> I AM A REAL CHEF, BUT MY ACTUAL NAME IS CLAUD, AND I DID
NOT COOK THIS MEA FOR YOU. >> YOU SHOULD BE DISBARRED.
YOU SHOULD LITERALLY BE DISBARRED.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> YOU LOOKED ME IN THE EYES.
YOU LOOKED MY FIANCEE IN THE EYES.
WHERE WE COME FROM, THAT MEANS SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU JUST LOST TWO CUSTOMERS.
>> IS THIS WINE EVEN REAL? >> YOU ORDERED A DIET COKE.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> THEN WHY AM I BUZZED?
>> YOU ARE MAKING MY GIRL SCARED.
LET ME TELL YOU, I SEE RED WHEN MY GIRL GETS SCARED.
I OUGHT TO BEAT THE DEATH OUT OF YOU.
>> YOU ARE JUST A LOSER WHO COULD NEVER AFFORD TO EAT AT
TERRAZANO'S, AND YOU MADE IT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE'S LITTLE
MISSION TO DESTROY THE PEOPLE WHO CAN.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> OKAY LOOK -- YOU GUYS SIGNED
A RELEASE. YOU SEEMED TO ENJOY THE FOOD.
BUT WE WON'T USE ANY OF THE FOOT AMG IF YOU DON'T WANT.
OKAY? I PROMISE.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SO UPSETTING TO YOU.
>> OH, STOP YELLING AT ME. I CAN'T BE YELLED AT.
MY DAD WAS A REALLY MESSED UP GUY.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] HE WAS REALLY MESSED UP, BUT HE
WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO ME, NOT AT TERRAZANO'S.
>> I KNOW BABES, I KNOW. IF THIS WEREN'T TERRAZANO'S, I
WOULD BEAT YOU TO DEATH. >> THERE IS NO TERRAZANO'S.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]