>>> OKAY. YOU DO THAT, TOO, YES.
>>> NOW FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME WE CALL "NEVER HAVE I
EVER," BUT TODAY ARE PLAYING A MOM EDITION.
>> SOMEHOW I GOT ROPED INTO GIVING MY MOST EMBARRASSING
MOMENTS. I WASN'T GOING TO DO IT ALONE
AND DRAGGED THEM ALL HERE. >> INVITED ALL-STAR MOMS,
UNBREAKABLE KIMMY SCHMIDT ELLIE KEMPER, SAVANNAH GUTHRIE AND
SHEINELLE JONES AND JENNA BUSH HAGER.
HERE WE GO. >> IS THIS LIKE, BEING TRUTHFUL?
>> THE TRUST -- >> HERE WE GO.
FIRST QUESTION, "NEVER HAVE I EVER" PRETENDED TO THE SLEEPING
SO MY PARTNER WOULD TAKE CARE OF THE KIDS.
>> HELLO. >> THAT'S A --
>> THAT'S A -- >> WE'VE ALL DONE IT.
>> I HAVE TO SAY -- GREAT. >> HAVE YOU EVER PRETENDED YOU
WERE SLEEPING FOR OTHER REASONS? >> NO.
REALLY? >> GIRL -- A LONG TIME.
DON'T PRETENPRETEND. >> AND ALL THE ANSWERS BUT --
>> JENNA BUSH HAGER AND KELLY CLARKSON ARE SEPARATED.
IT'S VERY WEIRD. >> WE'RE ODDLY SIMILAR.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I WAS SO HAPPY!
>> IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE MEETING IN PERSON.
>> YES. >> MY GOD.
OKAY. OKAY.
NEVER HAVE I EVER LET MY KIDS WATCH TV SO MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
AND I COULD RELAX IN THE OTHER ROOM.
>> RELAX OR IS IT "RELAX." >> "RELAX."
>> OKAY. >> SO EMBARRASSING.
MOM, TURN OFF THE TV. >> I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE
QUESTION! >> TOOK A LOT OF --
>> WATCH TV WHILE YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND GO -- RELAX.
>> YOUR KIDS ARE -- >> THEY'RE YOUNG.
>> YOU DON'T WATCH TV? RIGHT?
I WISH THEY WOULD WATCH TV. I LOVE SCREEN TIME FOR BABIES.
>> PLAN IT. THAT'S AWKWARD.
>> IT'S NOT HOT. >> BUT IT IS WHAT HAPPENS.
>> BY THE WAY, LISTENING, DOESN'T KNOW WE'RE HERE.
>> AND -- >> ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO. NEVER HAVE I EVER LEFT A DIRTY
DIAPER FOR MY HUSBAND TO CHANGE. >> OH, EVERY DAY.
>> SURE. >> NEVER, EVER.
THAT'S WHAT HE. >> DOES SAVES IT FOR ME.
>> ONLY I THINK HE SAID, MOMMY. HANDS THEM TO ME.
LIKE -- >> DO THE GUYS -- JOEL WON'T
CHANGE ONE. >> AND END UP BEING STINKY ALL
DAY. >> HENRY WILL CHANGE THEM, YES.
>> JOEL DOESN'T CHANGE A NUMBER TWO.
>> NOT A NUMBER TWO. NO.
HE DOESN'T DO IT. >> OH, JUST GET IF INN THERE AND
GET IT DONE. >> AND NEVER HAVE I EVER GOTTEN
INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH MY PARTNER ABOUT HIS PARENTING STYLE?
>> OH, MY GOSH! >> YOU'RE LYING.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY -- IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE THIS, YOU'RE NOT
BREATHING. >> RIGHT.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE THAT PERSON.
>> I DON'T, BUT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
WHATEVER I SAY -- >> AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
>> AND STOP DOING IT WRONG WE WON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU!
>> HE DOES THE SAME THING. LIKE, IT'S THERE.
I FEEL LIKE WE BOTH HAVE -- >> TRUE, TRUE.
>> YOU HAD THAT CONVERSATION? >> I KNOW.
EXACTLY RIGHT. >> TONE.
>> RIGHT. >> GO TO THE NEXT ONE.
ANYBODY BUST? HERE WE GO.
NEVER HAVE I EVER MISPLACED A NOISY TOY?
MOMMY DOESN'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. >> OH, YEAH.
>> REMEMBER A COUPLE WEEKS AGO? MY LITTLE GUY GOT THE FART GUN?
>> OH, THE FART BLASTER. >> WHAT DID SHE SAY?
>> I TOTALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE -- SOMETHING ELSE.
>> SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A DIFFERENT --
>> WAIT. DID YOU --
>> WHEN I SAID, SHE'S LIKE, WE
DON'T -- YOUR HOUSE IS FUN. >> SHE'S GETTING RED. RED.
>> I'M DYING. I FEEL ALL ALONE.
>> THIS IS JUST -- >> WOW.
>> OH, THAT WAS GREAT. YOU ARE TOTALLY -- LISTEN.
>> AND NEVER LOST -- >> NO!
>> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS. >> NEVER MISPLACE ADD TOY.
>>ED A TOY. >> NEVER HAVE I EVER SHOWN UP TO
A PARTY WITH SPIT-UP ON MY BLOUSE?
>> OH. HOW ABOUT --
>> YEAH. >> GET OVER YOURSELF, PULL-ONES.
>> YIKE, I'LL JUST SAVE IT. >> YEAH.
>> HERE IT IS. >> GOSH.
OKAY. HERE'S THE LAST ONE.
NEVER HAVE I EVER ENDED MY DAY CUDDLING MY CHILD BECAUSE I MISS
THEM? >> I HAVE NEVER.
BE LIKE -- WHAT? >> I DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MY
CHILDREN. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> BY THE WAY, THESE SHOW PIGS IN THE BLANKET OR --
>> THESE ARE THE REAL DEAL. THE REAL DEAL.
>> HAVE A TOAST TO ALL THE LADIES, THE MOMS.
CHEERS, YOU GUYS. >> GOOD JOB.
>> ALL THE MAMAS. >> SUPER AWKWARD MOMENT THAT
HAPPENED TO ME. >> THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
>> WE MISSED AND I THINK THAT'S BAD LUCK.
>> OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
>> WHAT KIND OF TOY? I THINK WE HAVE TIME.
>> AND TALKING ABOUT, BUZZ IN MY EAR.
THAT WAS THE WRONG! --
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