>>> HERE WE ARE, MR. ADAMS. WE FIGURED YOU WOULD SPENDS YOUR
FIRST NIGHT SEASIDE AT SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE NICER
THAN A MOTEL 6. >> YEAH, THIS IS -- WOW, I CAN'T
THANK YOU ENOUGH, NOT JUST FOR THIS, BUT FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID
TO GET ME OUT OF NORTH KOREA. >> JUST DOING OUR JOB, AND THE
NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE A DOCUMENTARY, TRY PARIS, I HEAR
THEY'RE A LITTLE MORE WELCOMING TO AMERICANS WITH CAMERAS.
BUT NOT MUCH. NOW GET SOME REST, AND ENJOY THE
HOTEL. THE U.S. GOVERNMENT IS PICKING
UP THE TAB. WELCOME HOME.
>> THANK YOU, SIR. >> HELLO, WELCOME TO CHATSWORTH
HOUSE, A MARRIOTT EXPERIENCE. MAY I HAVE THE LAST NAME ON THE
RESERVATION, PLEASE. >> YEAH.
ADAMS.
>> AND CAN YOU SPELL THAT FOR ME?
>> YEAH, SURE. A --
>> FOUND IT. I SEE YOUR ROOM AND INCIDENTALS
HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF. AND SINCE YOUR FIRST TIME
STAYING WITH US AT THE CHATSWORTH HOUSE, A MARRIOTT
EXPERIENCE, I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME OF OUR AMENITIES
SUCH AS THE STARGAZER LOUNGE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN, I'M GOOD.
I JUST WANT TO GET INTO MY ROOM, GET INTO BED AND RELAX.
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY. >> WONDERFUL, AND WHERE ARE YOU
TRAVELING IN FROM? >> NORTH KOREA.
>> FANTASTIC. [ LAUGHTER ]
>> JUST GIVE ME A MOMENT WHILE I PULL UP YOUR ROOM.
>> HEY, MAN, SORRY TO INTERRUPT, COULD YOU SEND SOME TOWELS UP TO
OUR ROOM, IT'S ROOM 904. >> CAN YOU ALSO SEND UP A
BOYFRIEND WHO DOESN'T FLIRT WITH OTHER GIRLS TO ROOM 904.
>> PERFECT, ANOTHER NIGHT OF SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER.
>> OKAY. SO WE HAVE YOU IN ROOM 905, AND
WHILE I PRINT YOUR KEY I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOME OF
OUR AMENITIES, SUCH AS THE STARGAZER LOUNGE.
>> AGAIN, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED, MAN.
>> OF COURSE, MORE TIME TO ENJOY OUR SPA, INDULGENCE, WHICH WAS
FEATURED IN LATITUDES, THAT'S SOUTHWEST AIRLINES
INFLIGHT MAGAZINE. >> NO THANK YOU.
>> ARE YOU SURE? YOUR RESERVATION COMES WITH A
COMPLIMENTARY SPA SERVICE, I COULD BOOK YOU A HOT STONE
MASSAGE FOR TOMORROW. >> THAT ACTUALLY DOES SOUND
NICE. >> FANTASTIC, AND I SEE WE HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT. AND DONE.
HOT STONE MASSAGE TOMORROW WITH CARLY AT 5:15 A.M.
>> OH, THAT'S TOO EARLY. CANCEL THAT, PLEASE.
>> MY APOLOGIES, BUT CANCELLATIONS MUST BE MADE
24 HOURS IN ADVANCE. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN
HELP YOU WITH SIR? >> YEAH, MAN, I WANT TO CHECK
INTO MY ROOM. >> OF COURSE SIR, AND WHILE I
FINISH YOUR RESERVATION, CAN I OFFER YOU A COMPLIMENTARY GLASS
OF CHAMPAGNE. >> YES, PLEASE.
>> EXCELLENT, THAT WILL BE AVAILABLE IN THE STARGAZER
LOUNGE. >> OKAY, YOU KEEP PUSHING THE
STARGAZER LOUNGE, I'M NOT GOING THERE MAN.
>> OF COURSE, HOWEVER YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME, BUT THE
STARGAZER'S HEADLINE ACT IS THE DANNY BAND, THEY WERE FEATURED
IN LATITUDE MAGAZINE. >> OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DANNY BAND IS.
I DON'T READ LATITUDED MAGAZINE. I JUST WANT YOU TO SHOW ME TO MY
ROOM, MAN. >> OF COURSE, HERE IS A MAP OF
THE PROPERTY. WE ARE HERE ON THAT X THAT I
HAVE JUST DRAWN FOR YOU. THIS IS INDULGE, OUR SUPERSPA,
WHAT WAS FEATURED IN LATITUDES MAGAZINE.
>> I DON'T CARE. I DON'T CARE.
>> THE ESCALATOR HERE WILL BRING YOU TO THE MEZZANINE WHERE YOU
WILL FIND THE STAR GAYSER LOUNGE.
>> NO. MY ROOM.
MY ROOM. >> OF COURSE.
THE LOBBY ELEVATOR, WHICH IS RIGHT HERE, WILL TAKE YOU TO
YOUR ROOM AS WELL AS THE BAR ENTRANCE TO THE STARGAZER
LOUNGE. >> OH, MY GOD.
I'M SO SORRY. >> PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT SIR.
HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. >> HERE'S YOUR KEECHL YOU ARE
ROOM 905. >> EXCELLENT.
THANK YOU. >> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN
HELP YOU WITH WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR ROOM TO BE CLEANED?
CHECK IN STARTS IN FOUR HOURS. >> WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FOR
FOUR HOURS. >> MIGHT I SUGGEST THE STARGAZER
LOUNGE. >> STARGAZER LOUNGE.
AND LISTEN TO THE DANNY BAND. CAN'T WAIT.