- Allison has the most deal breakers
of anyone I've ever met.
- Gaby has none, and that's a problem.
- The only time I was like Tinder's great.
- Tinder is hell on earth
where all your hopes go to die. (laughs)
- Talking about your ex too much.
30 seconds fine, but if you keep talking about it,
it's like I'm your date, I'm not your therapist.
- Guys who chew with their mouths open.
- That sounds horrible. - It's so gross.
I had an ex boyfriend who I would consistently be eating,
and I'd be like please close your mouth.
- If he texts during the date, nope.
- Rude.
- Brush your teeth at least twice a day.
If you don't do this, you are gross.
- No smoking. - Ew.
- If I wanted to make out with a cigarette
or a chimney, I would just do that.
- That thing will kill you.
If I don't kill your first, that'll kill you.
- Guys that spit.
They're like (makes spit sound).
I can't even do it 'cause I would never do that.
- I've never gotten why that's just like an OK thing
for people to do. - Yeah.
- Deal breaker, Crocs.
Deal breaker, Ed Hardy.
Deal breaker, looks like he drives
a motorcycle, but doesn't.
- Guys who wear those pastel shorts.
Pastel shorts really don't do it for me.
- Who do they do it for?
- Interesting guys, you could also describe as unstable.
- I like a tall rich guy.
Nothing original about it,
but it's been working for everyone for years.
- Look, women love stability.
It's science.
We like guys who have their (bleep) together.
It's sexy.
- Guys who have bad grammar.
Anyone who uses the wrong you're--
- Oh my God! - the wrong to,
the wrong where's--
- The wrong where's?
Some people do that?
- Oh absolutely.
- What is wrong with everyone?
- If you're against nick names,
I don't wanna date you.
That's not fun.
- This is why Sex in the City has misled me so much.
I thought that when I got older
guys would be like, "Hey Pop Tart, how you doing?"
I'd be like, "Oh good, hi."
But no guys call you Pop Tart.
You need to call girls Pop Tart.
That's a cute ass nickname.
- If you're a super (bleep) talker.
I talk (bleep) every now and then,
but if you talk (bleep) about everything, we're done.
- They sit down and are immediately complaining
about their long day, you know,
or like if they talk too much.
'Cause I need to talk too much.
That's my thing.
- I don't like someone who needs me
as their entire social life,
who's constantly checking in about what I'm up to.
- I'm confused because I'm all those things.
- I once dated a guy and I was like
he has so much time for me.
And then I realized he had no friends.
- He needs to have a social life
because what happens when you go out with your girls?
- You don't like it when women are obsessed with you,
but you like it when men are obsessed with you.
That's weird.
- Ladies are scary.
- Guys that get too handsy,
like they're just kinda all over you.
- So, you like grilled cheese?
(laughs)
Someone's a little too thirsty.
- Guys that don't get tested.
They're probably hiding something.
- Guys that are very hyper-masculine.
Yeah, so I got a nine inch dick.
What you gonna do about it?
Nothing.
- I think people can come up with all kinds
of deal breakers, and then when they meet someone,
their pheromones take over, and it doesn't matter.
- I mean honestly, we never follow the rules.
- There's a lot of silly deal breakers,
but I feel like there's places to compromise
when you really like someone.
- Grammar's not silly. (laughs)
- If you have any big significant disagreements
about how you want your lives to play out, deal breaker.
- [Gaby] Unless you're wiling to compromise.
- [Allison] Then you'll be miserable.
- (laughs) Like the rest of us.
(Allison laughs)