(theme music)
(phone rings)
What's up, it's Rich leave a message after the beep!
Hey Richard, um, sorry I'm late for this dance call.
I'm not feeling really well.
I don't think I'm going to make it in.
What?
We are all here waiting.
Richard?
I thought I was leaving a message.
Life is psychological warfare sweetie.
I need to talk to you.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?... Hello?
Hello.
Hey, it's Rich, what's up? I think I lost you there.
Um, I don't think I can do this dance rehearsal today.
And if I'm being completely honest with you, perform in Tommy's show.
Uh huh, uh huh, ok.
Ok, ok. Quick question, do you remember when you begged me to let you choreograph the non sexual climax
... to the finale of Heartbreak Tour: Tour Life?
Mmm hmm.
Cause 17 people have learned the dance to a flashmob that the network did NOT want me to have.
So Sandrine, are you going to ruin my masterpiece, or Sandrine are you gonna go?
Are you in yet?
Sandrine. Is there any way that we can remove any touching between Alice and I during the dance?
I wouldn't want to impede on her "artistic genius" in any way.
I think that everyone's artistic genius is equal. In art and life.
Where the actual frig is Gerard?
He said it was his "moon time."
Wait...
What?
Ugh. Doesn't matter. Let's take it from the top!
5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8.
1, 2, 3, and 4. Chugga chugga chugga chugga.
Stop trying to look sexy Veronica, you look like a drunk flamingo.
Out, in, out, Alice you are consistently 1 - 7 beats behind. Keep up.
And go to sleep. Go to sleep.
And Lulu, I'm gonna need you to follow me on Instagram.
Jesus Jack, Veronica!
Oh my god, I am so sorry, I fully did not mean to do that.
Lulu, Instagram!
What?
What part is the Instagram, is it-?
You heard me.
You need to follow me on Instagram. Now.
Now?
I'll wait.
Okay. That is my account.
Just press follow.
That's all you need to do.
Lulu your nose is bleeding, I'm gonna go grab some-
Just press follow!
Okay...
Great! Now, we are going to do an insta-live.
Hi my bebes, doing a little take-over of by BFF Lulu's account, say hi Lulu!
Oh my god there's blood everywhere. Why are you bleeding?
Ugh, your mom's calling. I'll get rid of her.
Hi Heather! Yeah, we're just like a little bit busy right now-
What? She's fine.
Why?
Ok, ok.
It's your mom.
Hi, hi mom.
Honey, are you ok?
I'm fine, it's just a nosebleed.
I think we should give them some space.
Who is that crazy girl who had you phone?
Does Sandrine seem off to you?
I don't know, you're the expert in social media breakdowns.
So you were watching my Instagram?
Well, yes.
Sometimes I watch your internet videos.
I know.
It's my millenial way of letting you know I'm still alive.
That last video was uh... quite a doozy.
Kissing all those strange people-
Chill mom, it's, it's like the peace handshake at mass.
Okay. Lucinda. I read that book you sent us.
I sent you a book?
Out of the Closet and Into Our Hearts.
It was... informative.
Informative?
And interesting.
You know that I love you Lulu-bird.
And dad?
He loves you too honey.
Then why won't he talk to me?
He just needs some time.
You know I tried to get him to read the book.
Cool.
Look mom, I should go, I'll call you later ok?
Oh of course honey.
I love you!
Love you too mom.
I was just gonna... leave this here.
Sorry I went all "girl interrupted" on you.
Thanks.
I know how hard it can be.
The pressure.
Whatever it takes, right?