R: Holy crap they're gonna make this much money
just to make a video? And I just completely sold out
P: Yeah yeah
R: And oh I support gay marriage or saying like-
just saying that, you're gonna get hate either way
[P: Yeah yeah]
R: um...
So you might as well just make both sides hate you
and say you don't and you do accept it
Gay people?
hate 'em, love 'em. {Paco laughs}
bring on the hate!
[Transition] R: Alright
Are we.. we're all good, every camera is good?
Are we doing the claps?
[W: Let's do the claps]
*claps* (x5)
R: Why why dude it's so loud in our headsets
c'mon
*sighs
[W: Is that our intro
the clap claps?]
R: That's the clap claps
[W: We got the clap claps
We got the bleep bleeps]
R: Well we're *laughs*
Well we need the clap claps to sync
if people don't know it's not
we're not just applauding ourselves
[W: Yeah]
R: It's to sync up the audio with the uh video
[W: Sure]
R: Um
anyway welcome to the first Off The Pill Podcast
it's not the first one
I'm a liar its not the first one
we've done two
actually we've done three
I posted two on the uh second channel
uh one was with just us I think
and then we did one with David Choi
um a lot of you guys really like it but we stopped doing it for a very long time
oh yeah sorry there's a third one that we did with Derrick
but I
that one was um
[P: unsalveagable W: Yeah]
NO it wasn't that bad it was just it was Derrick you know
we went a little off topic it was almost like I don't know what to do with this video
W: We've been experimenting
R: Yeah we've just been experimenting
P: you know we had the mind of Ryan Higa
that podcast was basically inside the mind of Derrick
R: It was but i also felt like he was trying to channel someone else's mind
one day we might- I might just post it one day
just because it would be funny
[W: Sure]
R: But I feel like we should not be posting that kind of podcast
[W: Yeah
It's a new, it's a long format, y'know, we're getting used to it]
R: Anyway, we are figuring it out and this is the first one
um, it's not-
I already said this *laughs* it's technically the first one on this channel
but it's not the first one
How did I- how did- how- how do we- we don't even have an intro [W: Nope]
R: Anyway,
I think we should stick with the clapping thing
*claps*
I mean we already did it
[W: Oh]
Okay, off to a good start (Paco laughs)
I guess we can just get into- I just wanted to give that intro
because this is the first one so
W: You want to intro the guests?
R: Um
So the guests, I guess *laughs*
I don't know if you guys are always gonna be here
We're still figuring that out. We're gonna get
I think we already have a bunch of guests that we have comin' up
I don't know if it's smart to say who it is yet
but, um
You guys already know Paco
you guys already know Will
and you guys might know me
R: Um [P: Nah]
R: Okay
Well, and also for people who don't know,
it's called Off the Pill Podcast
if you don't know that by now, which is a little strange where you're watching this
It's because that whole thing started when I started ranting on videos without taking my meds
I have ADHD, I don't take my meds sometimes
and when I do that, I start talking in circles
and talking about random things
and that's what this podcast is all about
y'know, just having fun talking about random things
[W: It really is]
R: And important issues
[W: Unstructured]
R: No, there's structure [W: Brain Barf]
R: There is structure, what are you talking about?
[W: I mean there is structure within unstructure]
[R: We all clapped]
W: Boom
R: Every single time in the beginning we always clapped, that's structure
*claps* and we breathe into the mic at the end, that's our closer
Yeah we're not, um- we're still figuring this out
P: So we have two things basically that are structured
everything in the middle
R: Okay, well it's only our first one, techinically fourth one
Because we're not posting the Derrick one
We're not talking about anything by the way
Let's get into it, what do we have on the agenda?
we have so many things to cover because we've never covered anything *laughs*
[W: Yup]
P: Well, uh, why don't we talk about something thats y'know, kinda hot right now?
R: Ooooh is this getting uh, what do you- what- what- what ya trying to say?
You made that get- sound dirty so...
P: No. I just meant a hot topic
R: Oh, you wanna talk about hot topics [W: that store]
R: I've been there, it's very- when I was a kid I was actually scared of Hot Topic
[P: No- me too, my mom wouldn't let me go in there]
R: *snorts* Momma's boy [W: What?]
[P: Yeah]
R: No, honestly I- no I really - not scared but I
I can't- no I was, I was scared, yeah
P: It definitely was frightening for some people
R: Unless if we um, get sponsored by Hot Topic
Speaking of which let's thank our sponsors for today, Hot Topic
That's not true
I don't know if that's even legal for me to say- we're not sponsored
Hot Topic is not sponsoring this
We have no sponsor
We have no money okay guys we are broke
P: But if you'd like to sponsor this podcast you can reach this email right here
R: Your commercial could be just like this
Have you ever wanted to go and get something that's kinda scary to kids
but also really cool to some kids that are outcasts?
Does that sound bad?
Well then, go to Topics "R" Us Hot
I don't know [P: Topics that are hot to us]
R: That could be you
W: This is the essence of Off the Pill Podcast
we try to start something
[R: I know]
W: and we absolutely fail and went somewhere else with it
R: People don't know this too [W: I love it]
Yeah, people don't know this too but we've actually done more
that we never- people would never see
because we were just experimenting
and they're just trash
kinda like this one
W: Back to Paco
P: Why don't we talk a little bit about brand deals
cause that seems to be something that a lot of YouTubers
[R: Everyone has yeah]
P: Yeah, they're going into it [R: I know]
P: Except you've kinda been someone that has steered away from that type of content
and I personally am very interested in that
You've told- we've talked a little bit about it [R: Yeah]
but I think a lot of audience too would be like
how does Ryan money on YouTube since
the adpocalypse, y'know
R: I mean it's not as good *laughs*
and I haven't- I really don't do that many
sponsorship deals because I always base the content around
you guys know I've always based it around just
if the ad interferes with the funny
or the story then I'm not gonna do it
I get asked to do stuff probably every day
like multiple enquiries
P: Weird flex but okay
R: Is that a flex?
P: It is
R: That's not- [P: But continue, continue]
R: I don't know what that means
[P: I know you're- we're gonna go ADHD right now
continue on the brand deals]
R: You're the one that threw me off (Paco laughs)
R: I didn't take my meds dude that's your fault
What were we talking about?
P: Uh, you were talking about brand deals [R: I was flexing] and how people ask you every day
R: Oh, okay yeah people send-
oh that is a flex
[P: It is]
R: It's not that weird though
It's normal for YouTubers
Anyway, as I was saying before someone interrupted my um
[P: Flex] whatever I was talking about
Yeah, we get that all the time