♪ Milk Thug (3x) ♪
(Milk Thug)
♪ No-one drinks as much milk as the Milk Thug ♪
♪ Ready for action, drinkin' this whole milk with passion ♪
♪ Milk Thug (Milk Thug) ♪
♪ Yeah, he drinks it straight out of the milk jug ♪
♪ Ain't got time for dishes, gotta go f- ♪
*alarm clock beeps*
*crumbling noise*
*bites & chews cookie*
Huh.
*intense crumbling noise*
*wipes mouth*
*thud*
*bowl clinks*
*spoon clinks in bowl*
*cereal sounds*
*whoosh*
*ding*
*deep thud*
*carton hits floor with deep thuds*
♪ I just woke up and I already wanna give up today ♪
(Wanna give up)
♪ What's a thug supposed to do ♪
♪ when all the milk is gone ♪
♪ I'm broken and confused ♪
♪ and everything that was right now seems so wrong ♪
♪ I might as well go right back to bed ♪
♪ Without cereal, a thug's good as dead ♪
♪ Tried to milk myself but it didn't work ♪
♪ How could this day start off so very wrong? ♪
♪ I'm tryna get help from a tiny man ♪
♪ Can you do anything? ♪
(high-pitched) ♪ I'm afraid I can't ♪
♪ What is a thug supposed to do ♪
♪ when it's breakfast time and all the milk is gone ♪
♪ Wanna give up, wanna give up today ♪
*cushioned fall*
(high-pitched) I couldn't help him...
...when he needed it...
...the most.
♪ Ohh (3x, in descending pitch) ♪
♪ Sometimes you feel like you're no use at all ♪
♪ when you're only seven inches tall ♪
♪ Oh yeah, sometimes you feel as though you can't do much ♪
♪ when one step outside could leave you crushed ♪
♪ Oh, but not today ♪
♪ Not today ♪
♪ It's time to make ♪
♪ my own tiny way ♪
♪ And sometimes you got to stare fear in the face ♪
♪ if you need to buy milk for your depressed roommate ♪
♪ and sometimes you got to pay in tiny dollar bills ♪
♪ the cashier may not take them ♪
♪ you can only hope he will ♪
♪ Oh today, it's a brand new day ♪
♪ It's time to make ♪
♪ my own damn way ♪
*squash, footsteps pass by*
(sad, depressed tone) ♪ Oh today is a brand new day ♪
*SQUASH*
*knocking on door*
*door opens*
Hey! Sorry to bother you, but
um, I got your mail again.
I don't know what the deal is, they keep putting it
in my box.
Annoying...
Oh my god...
*mail hits ground*
Hey! (snaps fingers 3x) Hey, you all right?
Hey!
*spits*
(high-pitched) I brought you some milk...
...but I dropped it.
There must be a little left...
Wow...thanks.
I don't know what to say...
(high-pitched) Then don't say anything.
Just drink it.
Drink it with grace.
Drink it with style.
Drink it like the true...Milk...Thug.
*beat starts*
♪ Milk Thug (Milk Thug) ♪
♪ No one drinks as much milk as the Milk Thug ♪
♪ Ready for action, drinkin' this whole milk with passion ♪
♪ Milk Thug (Milk Thug) ♪
♪ Yeah, he drinks it straight out of the milk jug ♪
♪ Ain't got time for dishes, gotta go f*** some b****** ♪
♪ Milk Thug ♪
♪ Eat a messy Oreo, clean up with a laptop ♪
♪ Ain't a minute of the day that my swag stop ♪
♪ But no one understands the pain that I feel ♪
♪ Went from rags to riches, but the trauma's still real, oh ♪
♪ Yeah, you can get that skim milk out my face b**** ♪
♪ I want it straight out the cow so it tastes rich ♪