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Say that again? Steve. Judy Murray's Mound.
So I've got listener on the line who's called Steve
who is like the biggest fan of you.
Let's bring him in. Hi Steve!
Hi Steve, how you doing? Hello Sir.
How are you? Sir, I like that!
It's very simple, if you know the answer you shout 'Andy',
if Steve knows the answer he shouts 'Steve'.
Steve, yes. That's it, all right cool.
Are you ready? Steve.
But only when we ask the questions, all right?
Okay let's play 'Superstar Vs Superfan'. Here we go.
If Andy wasn't a tennis player what would he have been?
Andy. Steve.
Andy first. Footballer.
Is correct, for where? Hibs.
Steve. Glasgow Rangers. Well no he said Hibs. Let's move on. Move on.
What does Andy give fans at the end of each of his matches?
Andy. Steve.
Andy got there first.
No. No it was Andy. What was your answer Andy?
Wristbands. Steve. Dirty clothes.
The grassy viewing slope at Wimbledon has been known as
Henman Hill, the West Lawn and what?
Steve. Yes.
Judy Murray's Mound. Say that again?
Steve. Judy Murray's Mound.
No the correct answer is Murray Mound.
Next question, favourite film? Steve.
Yes. Yes. Steve. Braveheart.
Is correct, Andy's favourite food?
Andy. Sushi. Steve.
Andy got in there first with sushi, what was your answer Steve?
Sushi. Okay.
Why did Andy nearly miss 2004's Sports Personality of the Year Awards?
Andy. Steve
Andy got there first.
I got locked in the toilets! Correct.
If Andy Murray were gay which tennis player would he like to date?
Andy. Feli Lopez.
Was that your answer Steve? Feliciminiminano Lopez.
That's right. What is Andy's racket sponsor?
Andy. Head. Steve.
Is the correct answer. Sorry Steve you weren't quick enough there.
What happened to 16-year old Andy outside a night club?
Steve. Head.
No, that was the last answer, I'll ask again.
What happened to 16 year old Andy outside a night club?
Andy. Steve. Head.
I vomited into my hands and tried to catch it!
Never a good idea!
Next question. How did the final game play out when Andy won Wimbledon 2013?
Steve. Yes Steve. Yep.
15-love, 30-love, Steve, 40-love, Steve, first championship point.
Steve, 40-15, Steve, second championship point, 40-30,
Steve, third championship point... hello?
Yes, we're listening.
Steve, deuce, Steve, advantage Djokovic. Yes.
This could go on a while! Steve, deuce, advantage Djokovic.
Yep, sorry yep. Steve, deuce, advantage Djokovic,
Steve, Deuce, advantage Murray...
Sir Andy Murray. Fourth championship point...
victory! Victory!
Err... Sir Andy I should also tell you at this point that Steve is not a real person.
Yeah, I got that feeling. It's Chris who works on the show.
Chris? When we thought about doing this
we thought it was madness that we would be doing it with yourself.
Thank you so much for just being so nice anyway, I couldn't believe it.
I thought when I mentioned your mother's mound you might've decided to leave at that point!
Chris he didn't walk out. That's good news!
I'm sweating so much right now. But why?
Becuase it's awful and I know exactly what's going on! Arrrgh!
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