Foolish human garments… not even made from skin…
Veeg!
Of all the possible roles, we're TRAFFIC COPS!? Not even real police. Traffic cops. They're
mocking us all over hell, Veeg! From the blasted plains of Baator, all the way to the bohemian
bit where the atheists hang out.
Nonsense, Carn...
Even the humans laugh!
It's not fair! My fellow warrior brother Abraxas gets to be a FIRE FIGHTER! What could be more
fun than hurling flames at your foes?
I'm not sure that's what fire fighters do, Carn... And anyway, we're doing our bit to
make the occupation of Earth as peaceful, and as pain-free as possible... just like
I recommended to the Big Flaming Head.
That's right! This is all your fault! Somehow you convinced the board to try this... farce
of a conquest-"
The Helldukes liked my presentation. What can I say?
Damn your impressive use of Power Point!
Embrace the change, Carn. Traffic cops have plenty of power.
It's all in here.
This human transgressed, didn't she, Veeg!?
Yes it did!
The human paid no heed to the crimson road lantern!
And the penalty... is d-
A ticket.
What? A flimsy fleck of parchment?!
A fine.
Payable in 30 days. OR. IT. DOUBLES!
Puny human nonsense!
Veeg! This one lacks the sigil of convenient stopping!
You ride no orb throne! You have violated the code, and the penalty is...
Clamping.
Ha-ha! Yes!
As punishment for the wrongs you have committed, you shall suffer clam-ping...
Please! I was only... stopping... for a minute! Arghhhh!
No, Carn!
EARTH, baby!
Another example of humans and their weakling weapons-
Come on people! We need to get this extinguished ASAP!
Wait - we put fires out?
So how's this 'soft opening' occupation of Earth working out so far?
Oh hi, Abraxas.
Brother Carn!
No Abraxas stop! You're gonna blow us up!
I hate you so much, Veeg.
I regret everything.