Rose: Hello everyone and welcome to the internet
This week I'm gonna show you some of the
recovered text messages and pictures
that Rosie and I used to send each other
in the early stages of our relationship
How did you recover them, you might ask?
Well I found an app that I used to use
and I logged into it and found
our entire relationship history from about
2012 to 2015.
I vote we just dive straight in you know as we always do
and I'm excited to see what we used to say to each other
are we going to include all the arguments? Rosie: yeah
Rose: How about the nudes? Yeah
Rose: "I miss you"
and then you wrote: "U R gay"
"I love you so much forever
couldn't go longer than one night without you"
and then you say to me:
Rosie: "ACT LIKE IT"
So I was so angry at you
I just sent you exclamation marks
and then a block of red
Rose: So basically Rosie and I went through
this phase of sending each other the most gormless
selfie possible and that was
the main competition
I think I might have won it actually
these are pretty gormless. That's smug, that one's smug
Rosie: I think i'm doing the smug face there
Rose: Yeah I'm doing smug face Rosie: Yeah that's smug
Rose: Excuse me, let's look at some of the pictures that we shared
with each other over the course of these 3 years
Oooooooooo
Rosie: what? Rose: Rosie it's all you, it's all your tits
Rosie: I know I was just about to say
Why did you never send me any nudes?
Rose: I did I sent you a few Rosie: No you didn't
Rose: I might have
This is when you told me you loved me
when you used to work at vue cinema really late and
I used to stay up Rosie: That was a late night I remember that shift
Rose: Alright let's watch it
Rosie: " I love you, this is Sam hahaha"
Rose: Awww Rosie: I was showing him the couple app
Rose: Omg look at me here
Gorgeous Rosie: Also that's your old uniform
remember when you used to work
Rose: No So this picture is a picture
Rosie, it was a little tiny doodle that she did on some rubbish
Rose: and it's a picture Rosie: It's at work, I doodled at work
Rose: It's a picture of us in our wedding dresses
and that must have been about 3 years before we actually got married
You've drawn yourself a lot thinner than you actually were on the day
That is 100% accurate
This is quite a hot picture and
I really like it because it was one of the
kind of like semi sexy
pictures you used to send me when I was at work
and you weren't at work
Rosie: I'm in bed there Rose: Yeah you were probably supposed to be at a seminar
and I like what I actually sent you in response
to this sexy picture
Hahahaha
This is why I was single
for so long
Rosie: You were so bad at sexting, you don't send the nudes
and when someone sends you the goodies like
you don't even like Rose: Hey actually
No my imagination with sexting
as in literature is brilliant
my ability to take a sexy picture
without being like this
Not so good alright some people
are born with it, some people aren't
I was born with a lot of things alright, a lot of things that you weren't born with
Rosie: Yeah defects
Rose: Yeah well your asshole was loose when I met you
Rosie: I sent you these in private on this app right
and do you know what you did? You put that online
Rose: This is a picture that i took
when I first proposed to you I think and i put it on my phone
the picture of the ring on your finger
Rosie: So beautiful Rose: It looks a lot cleaner there than
it does now Rosie: I'm not wearing it now
Rose: Have you lost it? Rosie: No
You're not wearing yours Rose: I lost it
When did you send me this picture?
November 2015 you look insanely good
Rosie: Is that before christmas? Bloody hell
Rose: Rosie I think I sent a picture of
a drawing I did of you
on the app of you crying and
I have no idea why
Rosie: Is it because, right, I just saw a picture
Rose:Oh it's because I drew this picture of our wedding
and how I thought it would be in my head
It was exactly like that
Rosie: Why do you look like a tadpole?
Rose: Why do you look like a dustbin
This is when we went through that phase
of just being Miranda and just going "so" Rosie: So
We said "so" all the time
and you literally fucking held it Rose: I look just
I'm sorry but I look just like
Colleen Ballinger as Miranda Sings when I wanna do it.
So there's so much of our conversation that I obviously
can't read all of it out so I'm just gonna
scroll and you've gotta say stop. Go
Rosie: stop Rose: "If Dana dies I will be pissed"
and I said: "Yeah...."
You were watching the L word and obviously I had
already seen all of it and I obviously wasn't gonna like spoil it
I don't care now because obviously you've all seen it right?
Rosie: "Hahahah Alice and the vampire"
Right and you said: " Omg that bit's so funny"
"Tina's bislut plot is ruining the vampire joy"
"Tina wears suits now! Shut the fuck up Tina no one gives a shit!"
"Do you fancy Carmen more than me?"
because I knew you fancied Carmen
I saw that!
"Jenny is so annoying"
and then I put ,this is so cringe, I put:
"I wuv woooo" and you put
"Ruv roooo"
Rose: Alright guys that was the history of our relationship
in text form. I hope you enjoyed it
I hope you enjoyed some of the nudes
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Love to everybody you know and always remember
Sometimes other people are dumb
Both: BYEEEE