hi i'm josh i'm ollie and today we're
playing celebrity alcohol death match
celebrities love their own brand
alcohols right it's the new badge of
honor and you just have to have your own
tequila brand we've got gin we've got
whiskey we've got vodka we've got
tequila wow with all that alcohol i
think we're the only ones risking death
we're the ones drink responsibly we're
doing this so you don't have to
we've met ryan reynolds he has one of
the most famous celebrity endorsed
alcohols aviation american gin but you
know who also has a celebrity endorsed
gin
no
her royal madge highness the queen of
england oh okay
buckingham palace small batch dry gin i
didn't know that existed hand-picked
botanicals from
buckingham palace's exceptional garden
have been combined to create this unique
and flavoursome gin are you serious
that's cool i know ryan reynolds versus
the queen i mean that's a cage fight i
want to see we're starting high we're
starting at a flipping top level that's
ryan reynolds in that situation i
suppose you just break the fourth wall
make a funny quip and then let her knock
you out like that's the only option one
of these is ryan reynolds okay one of
them is the q dog supreme
that smells that smells botanical very
botanical that smells a bit aviation
like gasoline like gasoline
all right let's try a first cheers chin
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that is
neat gin
i don't know whether i've ever had meat
gin before
oh i have
oh
yeah have you been hanging out with
other people no no i'm being gabby love
a bit neat okay
really
okay you think that's quite that's quite
nice neat that is actually nice neat
some are terrible neat i could drink
that it does even just on the rocks by
itself it also has a gasoline flavor
yeah it's a little bit
a little bit
all right b b cheers
okay a is fruitier right more flowery it
feels like it's come from buckingham
palace garden i think bee tastes like it
belongs in like an aircraft hangar with
a bomber jacket in a glass with some ice
and tonic water with the rock and gal
gadot who have literally no screen
chemistry
wow
a must be the queens right a is
definitely nice he's the winner yeah
they're both very good though tell us
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well done well commiserations to ryan
reynolds i think you can walk out with
your head held high unfortunately your
head will have to be held high by
paramedics
because the queen delivered a savage
knockout blow queen wins the gin round
next up josh we're moving on to whiskey
lag of ruling 11 nick hoffman that's
cool so from the sublime to the
ridiculous
this is virginia black who's that drake
oh
wow he hasn't like put his branding all
over to be honest it honestly looks like
they just hollowed out a grammy and
filled in with whiskey
you know it's an interesting
embarrassing because there's obviously
an islay whiskey versus a bourbon we're
immediately gonna be able to tell i'll
just from smelling it instantly i'll
tell you okay don't tell me don't tell i
mean you yeah you'll know you'll know
yeah okay
you know what though it smells like it
smells like drake's music yeah which is
very popular very popular mainstream
yeah very hard to do very consumable
it's almost maple syrupy in how sweet it
is
let's try number two
immediately smell sort of like a proper
wood camping fire
just infinitely more depth okay so so
much flavor okay it's not really a fair
fight you know they don't compete
they've been training in different
combat look they're both calling
themselves whiskey i'm sorry they're in
the same category here i will admit
we've got we've got a heavy weight
versus like uh what do they call it like
fel felter weight delta weather melter
melting melting all of the weight melted
off it's garden gnome versus transformer
all right well look we both have a vote
so who are you voting for obviously like
we're saying this is blind but we
totally know hey like can we confirm
no no no don't break the rules what's
your vote oh okay b b is just better all
right
and it's a draw what are you talking
about
why i'm on the side of drake are you
i just okay i'll vote hey there hi bobby
you're an idiot
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he's been training for thumb wars and he
goes in against nick offerman who's been
training okay mai tai
oh wait is that a cocktail or a combat
sport okay
i like drake yeah i'm not saying that a
is necessarily drake's drink look and
he's he sacrificed one of his grammys
for this
he's got like a couple of thousand
grammys
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all right yeah no nick hoffman wins
ron's won some wins it's a good drink
that's better all right you convinced me
uh should we confirm
yeah we don't do we don't
okay next up we have
let's go see so ready for the next vodka
and born and bred craft potato vodka is
it all vodka from potatoes yeah okay
i did not know that just powder fine
this is magic mike himself oh channing
tatum channing tatum has made a vodka
yeah and that is the artist formerly
known yeah as puff daddy
it's p diddy
it's interesting though because there's
p diddy right are there any other p like
p
p's in the rap world because there's
loads of lils right that's a lot of
little loads of little there's like a
confusing amount of lils yeah you
wouldn't think in the rap world calling
yourself a little something would be a
term of respect well it's it's it's
understatement right when you little
idiot sounds like an insult yeah maybe
so that was a nice little discussion
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all right okay sidok it's distilled from
fine french grapes oh yeah wow so it's
not potato
innovation of french craftsmanship i've
got no idea about vodka i feel like i
should drink this in a shot let's start
with a got it yeah well i'm gonna have a
little a little a little shot
shot
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okay wow pretty smooth it's kind of
fruity yeah kind of reminds me of soju
in a way yeah b man this that's going to
take some beating
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all right
less smooth
i don't know whether i'm just reading
into it yeah but that tastes earthy like
a potato it does it tastes like it's
been made from potatoes it does right it
tastes you know when you go to like
whole foods inside the potatoes still
have mud on to prove they've actually
been grown
you know i think they made that from
potatoes still with mud on can you can
you leave the mud on it for channing
he's super specific about his potatoes
in my mind this is pretty clear hey
takes it what was a
a bb yeah
cyroc next round let's go i'm excited
about this round we have oh dear i know
where this is going
tequila
dwayne the rock johnson and kendall
jenner okay kendall the right versus
kendall jenner that's a fight i'd pay to
see let's give these a scent shall we
okay
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oh man i forgot what that smells like
for a second holy moly we're gonna do
this with a chaser intense yeah 100
you've got like crystalline
massive soul crystals okay ready okay
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i've still got so much salt in my mouth
i
just want to taste it yeah we don't need
to do that we're not doing shots
we're just sipping we're just sipping
it's stronger
it's way more smooth than i remember
tequila being i remember like a shot
here being just a nightmare that you
have to get through for social occasions
in university well it's quite nice
b i don't i don't have a clue who's that
one i've got no idea
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oh oh
aftertaste no you're right the
aftertaste is actually not bad the
foretaste in that is better so much
better
but once you get into conversation with
this guy it's so much deeper
i feel like that's the rock i don't know
why this one's like vanilla it's like
vanilla it is vanillary i prefer a i'm
just going to call it i think i prefer
a2 a wince
this is the first time i'm completely
clueless yeah
hey
wow
that is a huge upset
we love you rock but i'm afraid you just
got knocked out by kendall jenner we are
on
to the final round we have what heck's
going on here sidemen vodka and
sainsbury's basics vodka
sidemen the sidemen have a vodka it's
sold out in minutes they've definitely
pitched this as a premium vodka yeah
like the way all of the ads and stuff
yeah is like this is this is like proper
premium and they know what they're doing
these guys are stupid that's true it's
really really hard to get where where
they've got clearly savvy but also the
other thing we're drinking is is
flipping sainsbury's vodka hopefully it
will be really obvious all right
hey hey first
oh wow the smell
okay i feel like i've got no framework
no reference that's a lot worse than
either of them
of our student days it just smells like
like surface cleaner
next up okay
oh
wow okay okay
all right the smell is mine
i'm confused now i'm really confused and
i'm nervous i don't want a ksi diss
track that's true
they taste they smell exactly the same
to me exactly the same thing
oh you're breaking you're how are you
even doing that they smell so bad
they are remarkably similar
remarkably similar
b is disgusting
b is absolutely revolted
it smells better it smells better it b
smells better but a is a lot more
drinkable a is smooth by comparison you
know what happens
you know what you know
there's another rare occasion in a fight
yeah where both fighters just throw a
huge freaking punch at the same time
it's all like matrix style
bang double knockout it's a logan paul
ksi draw they that's it they both lose
no i know i i think i need to i think a
wins i i agree maybe
b smells a little bit better they're not
selling a smell product right they're
selling a drink
that's true and so which is impacts
which is easier to drink a you think i
think so
okay which one was a
hey
it's sainsbury's oh
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that
is a shocker
that is a shark
b does smell a lot better it b b does
smell a lot better
it does it does
it does
it does it went oh that's awkward
that's a big fight night
joe that's
gonna have a lot to talk about in the
morning okay maybe
the time is right
for you and me oh no
to launch our own alcohol brand we
should make a vodka out of carrots
we should do it is that even possible
i'll look into it oh no
all right that has been celebrity
alcohol death match thank you to all of
the celebrities who participated
commiserations to those who lost maybe
we'll uh pit the winners against each
other at some point yeah maybe in
private we've had enough to drink for
tonight so i think we'll come out here
in the meantime we'll see you really
soon
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