-Hey, everybody, we're at Zero Bond in New York City,
and if there's one thing we've missed over the last year
and a half, it's having drinks with friends,
which is why I'm so happy to tell you
that today we're going to be drinking with Lorde!
Hi, Lorde, how are you?
-I'm nervous. -I'm glad you're nervous,
but we're gonna have a really good time.
We're going to start with a beer.
And we tried to get a New Zealand beer,
but we couldn't find one.
So we got to Foster's, which is Australian.
And I'm sure as a kiwi you will admit
that those countries are interchangeable.
-We're one in the same. -Alright. So here you go.
Cheers. -Cheers.
Oh, God.
Not a beer guy. -Ahh!
-I can't. I can't.
-It's time for "Day Drinking with Lorde."
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-♪ Hey ♪ -Alright.
So, Lorde, you have a martini.
which is your drink of choice.
But I'm going to try to sell you on some new drinks
inspired by some of your songs.
-Okay. -We're going to start
with Solar Power. -Cool.
-This has a lot of energy in it.
We're going to start with some iced coffee.
-Love it. -And then we're going to add
a little Red Bull.
This is going to keep us going.
Some espresso beans.
That's delicious.
Four Loko.
This is a delicious drink right there.
-What is that? -Four Loko, it's all natural.
Congratulations on your very first Solar Power.
-Thank you. -Cheers.
-Honestly, not bad. -Not terrible.
-I don't hate that. -You did a cover of the classic
Tears for Fears song "Everybody Wants to Rule the World."
-Love. -So we're going to start in
Japan.
Shot of sake. -Mmm.
-Okay. Whiskey from Ireland. Okay.
And we are going to do some red wine from France.
-[ Laughs ] Classic cocktail ingredient.
-Oh, this is just coming together now.
This is much nicer color than the old Solar Power.
We're gonna finish it off with the most American of drinks,
some White Claw.
-So in New Zealand, when we cheers -- well,
my friends, we have two different cheers we do.
One is "No hard feelings." -No hard feelings.
-Hard.
-[ New Zealand accent ] Hard. -[ Laughs ]
-No hard feelings. -Yeah, yeah
And the other one is "It's water under the bridge."
-It's water under the bridge. -Yeah.
So...
-[ Normal voice ] This is far worse
than water under the bridge. -Oh. Oh. Oh.
-Now before we move on, Lorde is not your given name.
-No. -You have a much longer name.
-I have a long name, and I will say it's a [bleep].
-Alright, I'm gonna make it my goal
to learn your full name today.
What is your full name.
-Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor.
-I, as a show of friendship,
I'm going to learn your name over the course of the day.
You can ask me any time during the course of this
and if I get it wrong, I will do a shot.
-Okay. -But now you have a song
called "Ribs." -Yes.
-Gin. -A lime, perhaps?
The garnish? Ooh, a little garnish, yeah.
No, no, no. Wait one sec.
We'll do this first.
-Oh, come on. Come on!
-And then add the lime. You can add --
-[ Bleep ]
Okay. Hey, cheers. No hard feelings.
-You're the one who named the song "Ribs."
-Are we munching on this?
-Honestly don't hate it. -No. It definitely --
-Kinda yum. -Hey, everybody,
we're going to play a drinking game now
called New Zealand Slang.
So here's how it's going to work.
I've asked you to write down some New Zealand slang words.
I will tell you what it is.
When I am right, you will take a shot.
If I am wrong, I will take a shot.
-Alright. We're going to start with a bach.
-Bach. -Do you know what bach is?
-Bach. -Bach.
-Bach. Bach.
-Say it again. It might...
No. [ Indistinct ]
Use it in a sentence.
-It's a really nice bach.
[ Laughs ]
-You know what? You can [bleep] right off, Lorde.
-[ Laughs ] -A bach is a small,
modest beach house.
-Oh. -Hey, Seth, what's my name?
-Ella Maria. Ella Maria...
-Ella -- Ella Maria...
-Take the shot. Come on. [ Laughs ]
-One more time. You have to tell me every time. What?
-Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor.
-Got it. -Wop wops.
-Wop wops.
-Do you need it used in a sentence?
-Yes. "Those are really nice wop wops."
Here. I'll use it in a sentence.
"Look. Wop wops."
-That actually works. -Okay.
-Use it in a sentence.
-My bach is in the wop wops.
-Your bach is in the wop wops.
The wop wops is not a fancy place.
Ooh! The wop wops is like the middle of nowhere.
-Ah [bleep]. You're right. -Am I?
-You're right. -Yeah!
-[ Exhales sharply ] No hard feelings.
-No hard feelings.
What was the other one?
-Water under the bridge. -Water under the bridge.
No hard feelings. -Right.
Water under the bridge.
Do you feel like you're with a New Zealander right now?
What under the bridge. No hard feelings.
-I feel like I'm with someone from like a Ben Affleck movie.
-Oh, well, that's going to tie nicely
into our transition, yeah.
We're moving on. You mentioned you sounded like
you were with the New Englander, or so I'm from New England.
-Seth, what's my name?
-Ella Maria... Yelich O'Connor.
And the middle is Lani! -[ Bleep ]
-Yeah!
Alright, guys, these are some New England slang terms.
-Okay. Oh, my God. I'm not going to know any of these.
-You do realize you're eating that lime like a meal.
-[ Laughs ]
-This is what I've had today.
Three limes and a rib. -[ Laughs ]
What's a 30 rack?
-A 30 rack? -A 30 rack.
-A six-pack? -It's a 30 pack.
-A 30 pack! [ Laughs ] -30 rack is also
how New Englanders pronounce the building I work in.
-[ Laughs ] -30 Rockefeller Plaza.
-Thank you so much. -[ Laughs ]
Clicker. -Clicker?
-The clicker. Clicker.
-I can get this. Can you use it in a sentence?
-Someone's watching Corden? Grab the clicker.
-Oh! There we go. [ Laughs ]
-Hey, everybody. It's time for the new hit game "Royals" --
"Guess the Royals."
So, what's going to happen
is Lorde and I are each going to hold up a photo
of a royal to each other.
If you get it wrong, you have to do a shot
of Crown Royal.
Crown Royal -- It's what the queen drinks.
Yeah?
I think people know that, right? [ Laughter ]
Hey, it went number one on the Billboard Hot 100!
I should know I was just interrupted
by our director who said,
"Hey, you forgot to say it's based on Lorde's song 'Royals,'"
but you guys got that, right? -[ Laughs ]
-Ready for the first royal? -Wait, wait, wait.
Queen Elizabeth!
-You got it. Nice. Alright. Good to go. My turn.
-Okay. Let me tell you, I know one thing about this guy.
Not elected to office. Uh...
Alexander. -King Egbert.
-King Egbert?
-It's not -- -Drink that brown liquor.
-Prince Charles. -Okay, but I get Egbert.
-[Bleep] yeah. -Uh...Catherine the Great.
-Queen Victoria. -Ah, [bleep].
-[ Laughs ]
-Jesus Christ. You know what?
[Indistinct] on my writing staff
is the one who put these together and I'm very upset.
-Mine are easier than yours. -Yeah. Who is it?
-Come on. -I don't know. You're young.
-It's Prince.
-Alright. What do you got next? -Okay, um...
-Uh...Peach. -Yes!
-Alright. Great. -Oh, wow.
Oh, Queen Latifah. -Nicely done.
You know her first name? Because she's not --
Like you, Lorde, was not born Queen Latifah.
-No, wait. What's my name?
-Bella Ella Stella Yelich-O'Connor!
[ Laughter ]
-One of my favorite historical figures.
King Henry VIII. -What is --
You're a feminist! -[ Laughs ]
-I'm not a fan of his morals. -His work? [ Laughs ]
What are you a fan of?
-I love his wives. -Oh, okay. Okay.
So he's like the friend you would invite to a dinner party,
be like, "He's a pain, but his wives are great."
-Yeah. Yeah.
No. -Uh, Bond. James Bond.
-Oh, God, that doesn't help me at all.
-Still nothing? Sean Connery.
-[ Bleep ]
-That was -- That was "Royals," based on the popular...
Ugh.
Well, it's time for our most famous recurring segment,
"Painting with Lorde."
So, guys, Lorde had an album. It was called "Melodrama."
It was a beautiful painting of you,
and you, the audience, will judge
who best...
I don't know where my single is --
who best replicates it.
I just want you to know this one is definitely going to be me.
-Can I just say, like, I know that it would seem that we're --
I don't know. I've watched this before.
Like, who knows? Are they drunk? But, like, I'm drunk.
-Yeah. -Hey, Seth, what's my name?
-Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor.
-Nailed it! -[ Laughs ]
-Do I have to drink?
-Yeah, you should.
FYI, like, this is a [bleep] mirror image.
Okay. Ready? You go -- You walk around this way
and I'll walk around this way, and then say
if you think you won,
-Wow.
-I won. -I won.
-You won? -[ Laughs ]
-What is wrong with you?
Yours is a -- Yours is a mess.
Mine is beautiful.
Look, guys, I think what we learned today is --
Oh, these are looser than we thought.
So, if we learn anything, don't lean on the [bleep] easels.
Oh, screw went loose.
-Mine is better. -Yours is not better.
Hey, everybody, go online to go to a poll
I'm assuming will set up and let us know what you think.
Is it Lorde or is it Seth?
You know, though, right? You know.
You might like her more, but --
-I think I made it better.
-You think you what? Don't listen to her.
Look, guys.
I need this.
I [bleep] need this so bad.
-Okay. Mine is good.
-If you're watching this, you watch my show.
Sure, she's here, but she's not gonna be here tomorrow.
I will. Four nights a week.
Monday through Thursday.
[ Slam ] Would you do?
So, Lorde... -Hi.
-...we're going to finish now,
and I want to say that I'm drunk and I love your work.
-Thank you. -And if I have any criticism
about your songs,
it's that you have a beautiful voice.
It's very easy to imitate.
-Oh, God. -Like anyone could do it.
-Please don't. -♪ I do my makeup in ♪
♪ Somebody else's car ♪
She loves it. Look at that face. -I don't like it.
-♪ I know what you did, I wanna...the truth ♪
-I don't like this.
-♪ Those great whites, they have big teeth ♪
♪ They will bite you ♪
[ Stammering ] ♪ Love ♪
♪ But you're not in love no more ♪
♪ Did it frighten you the way we... ♪
[ Stammering ]
[ Laughs ] ♪ On the light up floor? ♪
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♪ New sounds in my mind ♪
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♪ I'll be... seeing you 'ever I go ♪
-♪ I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it ♪
-[ Stammering ] ♪ Can't let go ♪
-♪ I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it ♪
-[ Stammering ] ♪ But I can't let go ♪
-♪ I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it ♪
-[ Indistinct ]
-♪ Floor ♪
-Incredible!
You did so good.
-It was great.
-[ Laughs ]
Hey, Seth.
Wait, Seth. -Yeah?
Just be honest. -What's my name?
-Ella...Bella Rockafella...
-Aah! -...Stella...
Yelich-O'Connor. -Aah! That's a shot.
-Guys, this has been "Day Drinking"
after 18 months
of sitting in our apartments.
"with Seth and Lorde."
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-♪ Hey ♪