Hey Everyone, I'm Andrew Quo and uh, I'm single. And like many singles, I've tried my hand
at tinder. Over the years I've had mostly good experiences, but uh, not all the time.
so today, I thought I'd talk about the WORST
tinder date I've ever had. so uh, yeah, let's just hop on in. So first of all, this happened
like two years ago. and uh, there was this girl.
for the sake of this video, let's call her.. Nicole. I thought it was love at first swipe,
she was attractive, she responded to me- on tinder that's really the best you can hope
for. But I mean she seemed cool enough, so I kept the conversation short and asked for
her number. So far so good, right?
We started texting and this is when I started to notice she was a little... odd. the way
that she brought up planning a date was like "so where are you taking me?"
And I could write that off as just being confident, but when I responded, "how about a movie?"
she said "no. That's too cheap." Alright listen here lady. my bio on tinder is not
"very rich guy looking to throw money away" At the time I was working as a video editor,
making like $15 an hour, and trying paying rent. Like I don't know what you're expecting,
but I am not rich. Being broke means I gotta be smart with my dates. So I ended up saying
that I'd take her for dinner, but damn you already know I'm eating beforehand and ordering
off the kids menu. Anyways, she was cool with this. fantastic.
So the day of, I text her saying "let's meet there at 6." and she goes, "dot dot dot..
you're not picking me up?" okay and before you guys get the wrong idea, I live in Toronto. I feel like I've said that a long on here.
Much like New York City, a lot of people don't
drive here. I'm IN the city too so anyone from here knows that we just take public transit.
I was actually like amazed that she assumed I'd
pick her up cause that's never in my life happened to me before. Again, it's probably
just a toronto thing. I don't wanna start anything before I've even met the girl though
so I write it off, and just respond with a "my bad, I
don't drive". In response I get one of those.. I don't even know what they're called.. the opposite of a smirk emoji
With like a capital letter "O" and a capital letter "K"
So.. y'all already know this girl ain't feelin' it.
so i ended up arriving a little late, but
I get there and low and behold.. she's better in person. I have like this checklist
that goes off in my head of all the things I need to confirm on a tinder date just to
see how honest this girl's been so far. She looks
like she does in her photos, she's not like 100x shorter or taller than I thought she'd
be, and you know, she's not a 50 year old man
with a van full of candy. Good signs. More importantly, whereever this attitude was that
expected so much from someone she didn't know was, it wasn't here.
She's actually being really nice and cute, and I don't know, I thought we started hitting it off.
So we're just hanging out, and talking, and she says something that reminds me of this story that I start telling
about this trip I went on with a bunch of friends, and one of them booked us this really sketchy hotel
like it's definitely the type of place you'd see in like, Breaking Bad where you go
to buy drugs to take prostitutes, and I mention how my friend Laura was freaking out,
and she stops me mid sentence, and goes "wait who's Laura". "..she's my friend. Anyways
so she's really sketched out cause this dude-" and she cuts me off again.
"did you and her ever date?"
Okay this is like the #1 rule you never do on a date. I know as a fact there's probably
a FEW videos where I say, DON'T TALK ABOUT EX's. Laura and I never dated. Actually she's
dating a really good friend of mine so obviously
not. And PRYING into someones dating life, and sounding bothered by me potentially dating
someone IN THE PAST on a FIRST DATE.. that's a very,
very bad sign. I'm just trying to shut this down at this point. Maybe a date can be redeemed
from this mess.
So i change the topic and everything's okay for a while.
I almost start being into it again. As I said before, when she's not being weird
she's really easy to talk to, and just all around good company. So more time passes,
and then we're waiting for the bill to come, and I just remember complimenting her, something
like "you have really nice eyes" or something, honestly it was so long ago I'm not sure.
I just said something nice and she was like "oh really? are they prettier than Laura's?"
aw man. That was definitely the moment where I was 100% sure I couldn't go out with
this girl again. So I actually
say to her, and this might've been bad of me, but I go "Yo I told you nothing happened
with her. you need to relax, I barely know you"
..Okay just in general telling someone to relax at any point except for when they're
about to sit down for a massage, there's a solid chance you're gonna get smacked. If
not physically, verbally, and that can be so much worse. So
she just LET'S LOOSE. being like "I don't wanna see someone who's flirting with all
of their friends" and all this other stuff. I really can't
deal with this so I pay the bill and get out of there as fast as I can. Outside the restaurant,
right before we split, I'm listening to her still rambling, and I just kind of butt in
to say, "WELL, this was fun. Anyways I gotta go"
And last I saw, she's just there, all red in the face,
probably not super pleased that I just wanted
to get out of there.
Anyways I wish that was where the story ended. I don't hate her,
I honestly thought maybe she hated me, but like let's just both go our own ways and ideally
never see each other again. But uh, the next day
goes by, and in the evening she shoots me a text being like "You know, guys are supposed
to text their girls the next day" I'm looking at my
phone. I show my roommate. I'm just in awe. Like what, was I just put in a relationship?
Do I get a say in this? I don't know how she read that date- like if she just thought to
herself, "I yelled at him, made him give up all his
female friends, and now we're happily together. What a great date." but damn was she ever wrong.
I'll be honest, and I don't brag about doing this ever, but I ghosted her. I just didn't
respond. She clearly didn't pick up on the date not being good. I don't wanna send her
a text like "hey we're not together and I think we shouldn't
go out again" and have her misread it like "hey we're together, let's go out again" I
was done. I was up to here at this point, and it
doesn't get much higher than here.
Anyways, as bad as this was, she wasn't like, psychotic or anything. Donald Glover has this
joke about how all guys have crazy girl stories, and you don't hear about girls having as many
crazy guy stories cause straight up, if you have a crazy boyfriend... you're gonna die.
So, you know, definitely could've been a lot worse.
But yeah, that was my story. I really like sharing random crazy things that've happened
to me, so if you guys want another storytime-type video, let me know by giving this one a thumbs
up and if we can get to 2000, I'll make it happen. Also, let me know
if you have any crazy date stories, or even just like- crazy things you've seen people
do. Like yo, one time I saw a dude pull down
his pants and just pee in a grocery. I made that up but let me know if you have anything
real, cause I love crazy stories like that.
Anyways, make sure that you subscribe to me to be notified of future videos as I make
them every week, and with all that being said, I'll see you guys next week?!