- Like me, Justin Bieber likes to prank people,
so when he was here, he dressed up as a security guard,
and messed around with some of our audience members in line.
It was classic, you guys. Classic!
[pop music]
- Right over here.
- I'm gonna have to ask you
to put your purse over here, ma'am.
[alarm beeps] Nope, nope.
Get around there. - Oh, around here.
- Right there, ma'am.
All right, you're--hey.
You been drinkin'?
- I'm gonna have to give you--
I have to give you a sobriety test.
- [laughs] - One leg up.
- Okay.
- Oh, have you been drinking, ma'am?
- [laughing]
- One leg up.
Oop. - [speaks indistinctly]
- Okay, put your other arm on your nose--
hand on your nose.
Okay, you're good to go, ma'am.
- [laughs]
[alarm beeps] - No.
- Turn around. - [sighs]
[scanner beeps]
Where is it? - It's your neck.
[scanner beeping] - It's a necklace.
- You need to take it off, ma'am.
- [sighs] You guys--
can you help?
- You're gonna have to do it yourself, ma'am.
- [laughs] I'm--
- Life's about doing stuff on your own, ma'am.
- Oh, you got a boyfriend? - Well, he's not here.
- Well, I'll be your boyfriend.
If you ask me to be your boyfriend,
I might be able to take off your necklace.
- Oh-kay?
[laughter] - Okay.
You set it down and go back through.
[alarm beeps]
It's still beeping, ma'am. Something--
Maybe take off your shoes too, ma'am.
- My shoes? - Take off your shoes.
- No, you're gonna have to walk on this dirty carpet, ma'am.
- Really? - You think I'm joking around?
- No. [laughs]
- We don't have no time for jokes here.
This is security, ma'am.
- Ready, okay.
- Hold it right there, toots.
Put the bag over here, ma'am.
Gonna check your bag real quick.
What is this? - A cell phone.
[laughs] - What is this?
- A cell phone.
- [singing] You know you love me
I know you care
I've never seen this phone before.
Is this, like, an iPhone 1?
- I don't know. [laughs]
- You're gonna have to upgrade.
You're gonna have to upgrade. - I do--
[laughing]
- You have a good day.
- Thank you. - All right.
- You too. - God bless.
- Hi. - All right.
Walk through.
[alarm beeps] - Oh.
- [sighs] - [laughs]
I thought I was-- set everything--
- All day long.
Do a 360 for me.
No, slower.
[laughter]
- Is that slow enough?
- Grab your bag and keep going.
- What was that? [laughs]
Thank you.
[laughter]
[scanner beeps]
- You have any fillings in your teeth, ma'am?
- No. None, no.
- Open your mouth there for me.
[laughter] [scanner beeps]
Oh, it's just your earrings, ma'am.
- The earrings? - Um...
Crazy question. Have you been drinking?
- Yes. - You have been drinking?
- I'm gonna have to confiscate this.
- The-- [laughs]
- You have a good day, now.
- You can snack on those.
[alarm beeps]
- You got any firearms?
- [laughing] No.
- Do a 360, ma'am. - You're scaring me.
Why would it beep? [scanner beeps]
This is so mean. [scanner beeping]
[laughing] My butt?
- Why is your butt beeping?
[both laughing]
- I'm terrified.
[scanner beeps] Oh, my God.
Wait, don't leave me, [bleep].
- You guys are good to go.
I'm gonna need you to step to the end of the hall.
You want to hear a joke? - Mm-hmm.
- Security. No time for jokes. - [laughs]
[laughter]
You're mean.
[cheers and applause]