Greetings nerdy list aficionados and welcome back to Top 10 Nerd now there are many superheroes
who allegedly cannot die very few live up to that edict but they do try to however not
all of these immortal heroes are powerhouses.
Some are what would be colloquially deemed as weak.
Of course we’re going to have some different metrics for this and we will of course outline
them.
I’m Sasha and these are the top 10 “weak” superheroes who can’t die.
Let’s get started.
Number 10 - Gwenpool - Gwenpool most recently underwent a retcon to transform her into a
mutant although it is handled in such a way that her original origin still stands as well.
Gwen has meta abilities now retconned to reality warping abilities however prior to this she
was able to slide into the white space and it pretty effectively kept her from harm her
very position as originating outside of the 616 or any marvel universe but instead in
the real world seemed to grant her an invulnerability to harm not afforded to other characters.
One will have to see what the future holds for Gwen now that she is a resident of Krakoa.
Are you a fan of this mutant retcon?
Let us know.
So how is she weak well she’s just an average girl with no training get her in a fight without
her advantages and well it would be over pretty quickly.
Number 9 - Painkiller Jane - Painkiller jane is Jane Vasko created in 1996 after being
resurrected after a bomb planted inside her body detonates she is transformed into a superhuman
with regenerative powers and so began or I guess continued her action packed life.
Painkiller jane is described as virtually indestructible and she can heal minor injuries
in seconds but she can still be heard extremely regenerative is not nigh invulnerable she
can take a lot of punishment but not avoid it.
She also doesn’t have any special offensive abilities either just that she’s hard to
take out pretty much impossible her name comes from that fact.
Number 8 - Resurrection Man - this character first appeared Resurrection Man #1 (May 1997)
his name Mitchell Shelly, Mitch he has the ability to revive himself, but he can still
die and stays dead for a small period of time he gained his powers after being unwittingly
experimented upon with nano technology he lost his memory for several months as well
but that was far less of an impact than becoming immortal . So when he dies he is resurrected
and has powers influenced by the manner/super power he was killed by.
So he goes on a quest for his memories and to see how his powers work.
So he becomes more dangerous every time he dies.
But well before the first death he was just a guy and depending on how he resurrects he’s
not much to deal with either.
So resurrection man he can die a lot but not permanently.
Number 7 - Deadman - Reach with me get your exercise i'm.
Now you may be saying deadman is already dead Boston Brand bit the dust.
Yes yes he did and that means he can’t die again.
He possesses bodies to be able to talk to others normally and that means he can’t
normally impact the physical plane either.
So he’s very limited in his abilities and that can make him weak it can also make him
terrifying you know someone hopping from body to body coming for you.
But yeah when you’re dead it definitely limits your options I mean I assume.
I wouldn’t know.
So can’t die cause already dead there’s a definite.
Number 6 - Mister Immortal - Well it’s all in the name it’s right there.
Mr. Immortal debuted in West Coast Avengers #46 (July 1989) when his mother died shortly
after his birth she asked an entity known as Death Urge or D’urge to look after her
son Craig Hollis this would manifest as the entity making it so that Craig could not die
even though he wanted to in fact he figured this out after a suicide attempt.
He would eventually decide to use this ability to fight crime but other than that he doesn’t
have any abilities he’s not super strong super fast or anything he just can’t die
he uses this to his advantage psychologically like allowing himself to be killed and then
coming back to taunt his horrified foes who killed him it creates an interesting dynamic
and he has a very unique relationship with death and the beyond as a result.
Number 5 - Lobo - That’s right the main man himself he debuted in Omega Men #3 (June
1983) So lobo has been banned from entering heaven or hell and is as a result essentially
immortal he also has a crazy healing factor to boot he’s not impossible to take out
but he’s tougher than most on this list.
So why is he here well he’s only unkillable cause he was banned from hell after he was
sent there he proved too much for the demons.
So if Lobo ever softens up he may find himself dead his immortality is tenuous at best and
that makes him weak he has to maintain his extra macho attitude at all times not that
he would say that was a problem heck he seems to enjoy it.
Number 4 - Bruce Banner - That’s right not the Hulk Bruce Banner yes Bruce Banner is
a hero he helps out with his scientific mind and by keeping the Hulk in check.
However at the time of this recording Bruce Banner cannot die if he does he is resurrected
by the hulk but Banner can be and has been killed quite brutally only to be dragged away
from eternal rest by his larger greener counterpart.
Whether Banner and the hulk are one and the same a fractured personality or literally
different people now inhabiting the same body the hulk is far stronger than Bruce Banner
and the fact that he can’t die means he’s bringing Bruce along for the ride.
Number 3 Franklin Richards - Franklin Richards is an Omega level mutant who’s father Reed
shot him with a coma gun to try and find a way to suppress his abilities cause they were
getting out of control.
Franklin was creating pocket universes without even fully having the ability to comprehend
what he was doing his reality warping powers are off the scale he has been shown to be
one of the beings who will be present at the end of the universe as a whole.
Pretty chilling stuff yet he outside of that he is just a child well a teen now he’s
been aged up a bit at the time of this recording he calls himself Powerhouse which yes accurate
teenage superhero name.
He was going through a whole everytime I use my powers I get weaker thing but how that
works with house of X well we’ll see cause there’s a whole shakeup coming there cause
the x-men want to separate him from his loving family because of his genetics.
I mean mutant pride.
Number 2 - Deadpool - Deadpool is known for his healing ability he can survive anything
either by curse or just because of the absurd effectiveness of said healing factor he is
pretty immortal but not unkillable deadpool dies a lot he gets maimed alot too.
Not that he minds too to much it means that he can spend some time with his lady love
death.
He is however not hard to kill you can take him out any way you want really and people
do he is really skilled though and unpredictable that’s why it doesn’t happen so often.
I mean who doesn’t want to be good at what they do aside from deadshot but this isn’t
about him.
Deadpool is taken out in some gory and memorable ways but he always comes back the body may
be weak but the healing factor is strong.
Number 1 - Groot - Groot has a lot of skills yes I would not want to fight a giant sentient
tree no one should, but at the same time trees have many weaknesses like fire and axes.
There are many ways you can take out Groot but he will regrow stronger than before and
wiser.
Groot has seemingly died on many occasions but each time only a sprig remained and it
was enough for Groot to return and of course the MCU gave us the adorableness that was
dancing baby Groot.
And who can resist that.
People with hearts of stone that’s who or you know just who like other things no judgement
here.
So those were 10 weak heroes who can’t die….