who would like to play this week she
needs no introduction
other than her first name it's the true
Angel of the North
it's Charolais dysentery
we try to make your box as Geordi as
possible I love it
are you a Newcastle fan I am you are
well that's good and that's the the Tyne
Bridge is it Cambridge
I've got a problem with Georgie's in the
sense that I can't stop doing the accent
when I talk to them do you find that
offensive a little bit or is that okay a
lot of people try but not many people
can cuz when I'm there I can't come up
with it just because I can't stop doing
it anyway
what are those some freezes they like
some phrases to help me along I'm gonna
get moral I'm gonna get more smashed
wrong especially tuned in the same
sentence that's that's oh you wouldn't
go doing the tune right so there's rules
within what sentence okay how's
everything else going how's little baby
bear baby bear Devane baby how old's
baby been in 19 months walking up this
walking walking runnin right opening
every single thing you can possibly see
I'm talking babbling babbling so Jordi
sorry but that's a good sign that he's
babbling because he's full of life and
character the ones that just look at you
weirdly for years and then criticize you
with their first words
my first words will map and then the
second way was car which I thought it's
like he's trying to escape
instead of getting his next word is
passport we're interested now you've got
a new TV show coming on the BBC I
believe the greatest dancer the greatest
dancer and what is it how does it work
are you judge I'm a captain oh right yes
we're called dance captains she's the
captain ladies Germans captain Cheryl if
you'd like to pop your mobile telephone
I know it's hard to be away from your
phone well it's not that is that it's
that you're gonna have it just pop it in
there huge round of applause for the
very very brave
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in possession of Cheryl's actual
I'm going to put this in here and that
should who is that
Parker Parker bless Parker so these are
your apps yeah wait noise what's this
from oh lifesaver baby white noise
yeah out like a count yeah well of
course that babies love that I love
him--no yeah sometimes in if I put them
down for a nap I fall asleep because of
the sound well let's have it
hairdryer
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a filter what's one sir bears favorite
there's another album there is it this
one sound sleeper yeah which one is his
favorite lullaby so go to and more and
more track one yeah but all them all the
way through normally doesn't fall asleep
till truck seven or eight why don't you
just put that one on first
oh that's lovely
do you freestyle on top of it sent a
baby bear it came for bed
you're gonna sleep very soon just in a
sentence
never say Doonan to
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okay all right we now ladies you
gentlemen are going to pop the text into
Cheryl's phone and then at the end when
the CEO implies okay
so how would you start at exit like
friendly hire hi hi hi babe that's good
hi babe all right I'm getting private
art lessons at my homework this week is
life drawing
here comes the fun bit would you come
round naked for me its life story
can you just say poles for me we'll
review it at the end it will only take a
few hours we can have a good natter and
don't worry I'll rock the heat up
if you'd rather we can position fruit in
fact I might pick some fruit where's the
food
oh it's got to be grapes there you go in
front that are gonna receive this let's
see how they respond please say yes
need to know tonight how would you sign
a text depends who it's to well everyone
sometimes the case sometimes like maybe
emoji kiss all right one kiss okay right
so the text we're going to send as
Cheryl's phone tonight is high B I'm
getting private art lessons they're my
homework this week is life drawing would
you calm round and pose naked to me
it'll only take a few hours we can have
a good nap and don't worry I'll wrap the
heat now if you'd rather we can position
fruit and stuff in front of your naughty
bits they need to know tonight oh you
are sure please say yes oh you don't
like please say yes let me know I need
to know - you might be more matching
facts not so needy yes
all right so just a clarification out of
this whole text the police say yes
you've just asked everyone in your phone
to come round naked so you can draw them
but you don't want it's not too needy I
need to know tonight please please let
me know tonight can you please give a
huge round of applause for the lovely
Cheryl I am now
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we'll be that nature of the sea where
flies Cheryl get Cheryl ladies and
gentlemen
now ladies adjustable it's time to find
out what replies Cheryl has had
incentive
how are you so hopefully apprehensive oh
it's good it's good let's remind
ourselves of the text that I sent early
tonight inter Cheryl's phone hi babe I'm
getting private art lessons and my
homework this week is life drawing
would you come round and pose naked for
me it'll only take a few hours we can
have a good man and don't worry I'll
walk up the heat if you'd rather we can
position fruit grapes emoji and stuff in
front of your naughty bits please let me
know tonight so that text went out and
texts have been flying in and I thought
we'd start with dad where's where's dad
he's in Newcastle he's in Newcastle I
have to say it's a really brilliant text
he's just text is it's cold up here I
will only need a grape
okay Katie Shep who's that
Harry Shepard he's dad used to own
Newcastle United
Kenny Shepherd has texted what the hell
I I've had to read that text back three
times lol then it's just gone I'm in
London most of next week
okay I don't I hope this is the word I
think it is Pierce yeah so happy so
happy to receive this debt most people
in the phone will be relieved to find
that it was a joke but peers will be so
disappointed he's gone with for crying
emojis and of course I thought you'd
never ask
John Shea who's not the producer of my
new single he just stood back a picture
of a man with a massive banana right
sure who's Sean no new boy
Oh Oh the producer so I don't even I
made me feel all weird
DeMarre Carroll he's funny he's just
gone yes babe he read my mind honestly
I've been thinking of being a piece of
art for the longest the universe is
working overtime I don't know that means
yes let me know details I've got another
one this week dressed as a human dolphin
so the timing is perfect thank you for
thinking of the naughty one punching
emoji
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Louie is that is that they was yeah he's
just Texas
okay but we did pics before remember
when we did X dr. simon cowell likes to
pose nude as as you know we'll leave
that and he's put he's put nine over
jeans
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it's by skilled dairy yeah I just want
sake Jerry's played this game it wasn't
too dissimilar attempts we said to
texting Jerry's phone asking everyone
for her to massage everybody hasn't even
crossed her mind hi darling lovely to
hear from you
that is so cool you're getting creative
I like painting too but I'm pretty
rubbish be great to see you I'm not sure
I could just lay on my tummy I don't
mind you drawing my bottom you can come
to me we'll definitely turn the heating
up I hate being cold bring there you can
play with Monty this is VB Victoria
Beckham Victoria Beckham
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what it's one word and a question mark
pardon
all right well I think that was an
amazing said to the fantastic ladies and
gentlemen
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you