- [Little Apple] Squash, Dr. Bananas, Raspberry?
Heck, when was the last time anyone even saw Passionfruit?
- Are you saying the kitchen is haunted?
- No, I'm saying the kitchen was built
on a vampire zombie graveyard!
- Okay, but how would you know that?
(Apple laughs maniacally and Pear screams)
(clink) - Uh-oh.
- Ugh! Not again!
- Cut!
Guys, that was like the 10th take.
Do you want to be here all night?
- Hey, don't look at me.
I'm not the one spitting dentures.
- Has anybody ever told you
that you guys sound exactly alike?
- Are you kidding me?
- [Pear & Dane in unison] We sound nothing alike.
Jinx!
You owe me a Coke!
No, you owe me a coke! (laughs in sync)
- Yo, are you guys ready for the costume party?
Yeah! - I know I am.
(cheers)
Salt it. Pepper it.
Put a little olive oil on it.
- Guys, no party until we get this video done.
(record scratch) Don't you know we have a
(knife slash) deadline?
- Seriously?!
I thought you guys were professionals.
- Dude, we talked about this.
I was gonna go as you, you were gonna go as me.
- I know, but that's lame.
Oh, and by the way, gotcha!
(Orange and Steve laugh)
- Hey dudes, why is Orange in costume?
I thought you guys already animated
The Toastbusters segment.
- That'd take forever.
We're gonna shoot it instead.
- Hey, why aren't you two dressed up?
- What are you talking about?
I'm going as Aaron.
- Yeah, and I'm going as Daneboe!
(squishing noise) - Gotcha!
- Okay, so after that I scream. (screams)
And then you guys pour hot butter on me,
and I say, what's the line?
- Ugh, he creamed me.
- Ugh, who writes this stuff?
- And we're rolling.
- And action.
(screams and sputters)
Oh no, I got it in my eyes! (glass breaking)
Guys, we gotta stop!
This is like a bad episode of Epic Meal Time.
Guys? Guys?!
Mike? Steve?
(crashing and Orange screaming)
Oh, Mike and Steve!
Oh, they're dead, they're dead! (cries out)
- But if you're my mother, then that makes me...
- Rosemary's baby! (laughs maniacally)
- No!
- Wow, the new edit looks great.
- Thanks man, but I really, I got to give it up for Pear.
This is some of the best work he's ever done.
- Guys, do you know the blue screen's on fire?
- Did you tell Aaron?
- No, because I am Aaron.
(yelping)
Gotcha!
(laughs) Good stuff.
No, but seriously there's like a really bad fire back there.
We should probably go put it out.
(fire alarm ringing and loud coughing)
- Oh, my God.
I got it guys, it's okay.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
- Shannon, why are you wearing a Shannon mask?
- Because it doubles as a gas mask!
(exhales with annoyance)
- Dang!
I should have gotten a Shannon mask.
- What the heck are you doing here?
- I have no idea.
(scary music)
- And they both had knives sticking out of them,
well one of them was a Power Ranger sword,
but you get the point.
Point! (laughs loudly)
Oh, that was way too soon.
I'm sorry.
- Weird!
It's almost like the plot of the video we're shooting.
- Seriously!
Who writes this stuff?
- Hello Orange, would you like to play a game
of foosball?
- Not now, emo clown.
I've got to warn everyone.
There's something evil trying to kill our studio.
- Jigsaw, you wouldn't know anything about this, would you?
- No, but if I had to guess I'd say multi-channel networks.
- (laughs) Burn!
(knife slashing and scary music)
- Hey!
Hey, heads up!
There's a killer on the loose.
Better cut out early (laughs turn to screams).
(scary music)
Daneboe, this is no time to be lying down on the job!
We've got to run!
Daneboe?
- (coughing) Gotcha.
- That is so annoying!
- And then he was all like, "Don't stab me, bro!"
(laughing in unison)
- Oh, thank God.
You guys are okay!
Wait a minute, you're not wearing masks, are you?
- (in unison) No.
- And you know there's a killer on the loose, right?
- Oh, yeah.
- Then why aren't you freaking out?
- Probably because we're already dead.
- Gotcha! (laughs loudly)
- Even without the masks this is so confusing.
- Oh come on, it's plain as day what's happening.
The killer even left his calling cards
with each of the victims.
- Card?
Well I didn't see any cards.
The only thing I saw was...
Knife! Knife! Knife!
- What? What is it?
- It's nothing dude.
Just a really bad dream.
- Didn't sound like nothing.
Sounded more like--
- Knife?
(Little Apple screams)
Yeesh, what a rude awakening. (laughs and yawns)
I'm bushed.
Maybe I just need a good knife's sleep. (laughs)
- Well, I didn't think it could be done,
but somehow we made the deadline.
- Yup, and it's all thanks to me.
- How do you figure?
- Duh, I did like all the animation.
- Huh?
- Gotcha!
(both laugh loudly)
I love you so much.
(dark, scary music)
(crickets chirping)
(loud bang and door being knocked on)
- [Orange] (laughs) Knife!
(knife hacking)