-Welcome back. How have you been?
-I've been great. It's lovely to be back.
Thank you for having me. -How's the fam?
How's the daughters? -Everybody's doing great
-How old are they now? -They're 10 and almost 5.
Getting double digits up in here.
It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. -Happened so fast.
Are they getting super psyched for the holidays?
-Yeah. I feel like, you know, after Halloween,
it's just like a bullet into Christmas.
I don't know why we just go right over Thanksgiving.
What happened? -Yeah, you're right.
-What happened with the most grateful --
This is the grateful holiday of the year.
We should be really celebrating this.
-Nah. [ Laughter ]
Come on, we got to get to the presents.
-"Forget about it. Give me my presents."
-I love Thanksgiving. -I love Thanksgiving, too.
I'm hosting a dinner with 60 people on Thursday.
[ Audience "oohs" ] -Wait. What?
-Yeah, 60 people. -Where do you do this?
-At my house. -Wow.
[ Laughter ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-Yeah, yeah. -No, I have a rule.
No more than two people over the house.
[ Laughter ] -Very intimate.
-Yeah, I really want to make sure I can hear everyone.
[ Laughter ] 60 people in your house.
-60 people is intense. We had 89 last year.
-Oh, my gosh! -I don't even have --
I don't know who all these people are.
I'm not that popular. I don't have that many friends.
But on Thanksgiving -- -Who is it?
-It's all of Taran's family, and then a lot of Canadians.
[ Laughter ]
-In Canada, you have Thanksgiving --
-Yeah, in October. We, like, do it earlier.
-Yeah, I like that. -So there's a lot of
displaced Canadians that find a home to go to.
-I need to space out my holidays.
-We got to space it out more, you guys.
-Because then you have that, then you have New Year's.
I've been missing my last couple New Year's.
-I know, me, too. It's just like --
-I'm exhausted. -When you have kids,
it's a hard holiday to celebrate.
-They don't quite understand it. -No, no.
-Like, "Wake up!" ♪ Mrr-mrr-mrr ♪
-Celebrate and go to bed.
[ Air horn blows ] Oh, thank you!
-Crying, they want their bottles of milk.
I'm like, "Get lost." -"Get out of here.
Hit the road." -"Have a little fun."
-I know, come on, it's New Year's!
-You got a cool dad. Come on, man.
-Yeah, he's super cool. -[ Laughs ]
But it is almost time for -- you know what I'm talking about.
-What? -The Tom Cruise cake.
-Tom Cruise cake, the glorious --
-We talked about this. -The most glorious time of year.
Do you also receive the Tom Cruise cake?
-I totally get the Tom Cruise cake.
[ Laughter ] Is that a thing we do?
-It's this because immediately, you're so grateful
for the Tom Cruise cake. -Tom Cruise gives you a cake...
-You guys, you guys. -...if you're on the list.
-You guys, if you are on the list --
-If you're on the list -- -If you're lucky enough
to be on this list, he -- -Tom Cruise
will send you a cake... -Yeah.
-...during the holidays, and is it a coconut --
-White chocolate coconut cake. -It's unbelievable.
-I receive it. And hopefully --
maybe if I talk about it on television,
I will for sure receive it. But it's so good.
I leave it in my freezer, and it lasts until March.
Like, I just slowly chip away at this thing.
-Wow.
-It's so good. I don't know why.
I'm not even a big sweets person.
-I'm not either. -But it's so good.
-It's Tom Cruise. -It's Tom Cruise. Delicious.
-You get a cake, you get anything from Tom Cruise --
-It's going to be good. -You eat,
you put it in the freezer, and you save it for a year.
-It's gonna be good. [ Laughter ]
-Take it out, have the kids take pictures with it.
-You just kind of hold it. -"Take a picture with this cake!
It's Tom Cruise cake."
They're like, "I just want to go to sleep."
♪ Mrr-mrr mrr ♪ [ Laughter ]
Eat the cake! Eat the cake! Eat the cake!
-Take that cake. -Eat the cake.
-Take that cake. -Cool dad.
-Cool dad! I'm a cool dad. -Taking the cake.
[ Air horn blows ] [ Laughter ]
-My kids are so lucky I'm their dad.
-Oh, my gosh. -They're so lucky to have you.
Can I just say? They don't even know.
-I hope I get the cake, though, this year.
I got to say, you should get it because you were in "Avengers,"
you were in "Spider-Man," and combined,
those films made almost $4 billion.
-$4 billion. I feel like that's --
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.
-Cobie! -Yeah!
-You're in billion-dollar movies?
-Um, I guess I am. It's weird.
-"Spider-Man," you wouldn't tell --
I was trying to get a twist out of you last time.
-You were. -So I was being
a little hard on you. -You were.
It was really -- I left in tears.
-I got to make the headlines. You left in tears.
Yeah, I know, 'cause I was screaming at you all the way.
-He's very intimidating. All the way into the limousine,
I was yelling. [ Laughter ]
"Give me a scoop!" [ Laughter ]
No, but I wanted you to maybe say --
-I don't know any -- They don't tell me anything.
-You didn't know that you were an alien?
-Well, no, I didn't know that. So, I mean, everybody --
I'm even scared to talk about it now,
and it's been out for six months.
-It's already out, yeah. Everyone knows.
They're cool with it. -They're cool.
At the end of "Spider-Man," it's revealed that --
that we're actually aliens. And I think
they made that decision, after watching it
and editing it all together, to make us aliens,
because I didn't know about it.
But Kevin Feige did tell me, like, a week out, before it.
He's like, "Oh, oh, hey --" -"Oh, by the way --"
-"You're an alien." [ Laughter ]
-"You've been playing an alien the whole movie."
-It feels... -"Congrats."
-...like there's a big master plan.
And if there is, I'm -- I'm -- I don't know about it.
-You would come back? -Of course.
-Yeah, they're fun to do, right? -They're a blast.
They're an absolute blast.