we have to decide tonight
what
everything
i mean the only thing you've decided
about our wedding is that i'm coming
down the aisle to the sound of some
italian weirdo singing a song called
ilmando excellent song to which i said a
definitive no
so here's the deal
i will take off one item of clothing for
every decision you make
okay
you have my attention young lady right
um where would you like to get married
home
i'd hate anywhere else okay
oh my god good
who should the priest be it'll have to
be the local bloke with yellow teeth and
the massive unibrow okay
that's a lock for hagrid
um
best man
damn best man oh no this is so hard it's
lose-lose you know you piss off all the
ones you don't pick and then you end up
hating the one you do pick because he
makes a bad speech and ruins the day do
you want to see these puppies or not yes
i do
jay it's your choice oh he's my best
friend but he's a yeah he will
mess up everything rory sure no harry
harry harry it is let's do this
yeah oh rory sorry that's such a cheat
oh
okay fine
honeymoon bed and breakfast in scotland
i am not taking my pants off for
scotland oh that is all we can afford
take off your pants i will not take off
your hat
i want two weeks in volley take off
their hats
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