- Hey guys, so there's some stuff that
I need to get off my chest.
There are some things that some people do
that have become really big pet peeves of mine.
And we all have little pet peeves that bother us,
but the thing with pet peeves is
they might seem like little things,
but when they happen over time,
they're enough to drive a man crazy.
So, I came up with a list of things that
bother me the most and this list could
most definitely be a lot longer.
But, I really wanted to focus on
just the main ones that bother me the most
so that this video isn't five hours long.
These are those people that exaggerate so much
that they're borderline liars.
They overexaggerate to the point that
there is very little truth left
from what actually happened
and the story that they're telling.
Yeah, dude, there was a huge fire on my block,
there was like a thousand firefighters out there.
I know, I couldn't believe it either,
she slept with like a hundred guys.
Oh man, I caught a bass today,
that thing weighed more than me.
No!
These are all overexaggerations.
One of my biggest pet peeves is
when I'm talking to somebody
and they use a word completely out of context.
A good example is the word ignorant.
It means lacking knowledge
or awareness about something.
But, for some reason, where I'm from
people tend to use it to mean rude.
For example, yeah, the guy at the counter
gave me terrible service,
he was so ignorant.
Another good example is the word literally.
That word means actually or without exaggeration.
So, when you tell people that you saw a movie
and you laughed so hard that you
literally pissed your pants,
what you're telling them is that
you actually pissed in your pants.
And, I think the worst part about hearing people
use words out of context is that
when I sit there and listen to them speak,
I actually have to contemplate whether
I should completely interrupt the conversation
to correct them or if I should just let them
go on living their lives talking like a tard.
This one is straightforward.
If you make mouth noises while you eat,
(crunching loudly)
(sipping loudly)
Ahh!
(smacking loudly)
Just stop!
You sound like an ogre.
These are those people that
while you're talking to them
always have to present the counterpoint
to anything you say.
These people are almost impossible
to have a full conversation with
because no matter what you say,
they're not really listening,
they're just formulating a counterpoint
in their own head while you're talking.
For example, oh man, I just got the new
iPhone 5 and I really love it
'cause it's got a bigger screen.
- Yeah, but it could've been bigger.
The Galaxy S3 has a much bigger screen.
- What?
I'm just trying to tell you that
I'm excited about my new phone.
- It could've been bigger.
The screen could've been bigger.
- What?
These people are the opposite of devil's advocates.
These are those people that can't
think for themselves,
so they just adopt the popular opinion
as their own just to try to fit in.
I really can't stand people like that
because they have no opinion of their own
and they just want you to accept them
so bad that they just become sheep,
(imitating sheep bleats)
Now, I don't care if somebody's obese.
You could be a five hundred pound land monster,
it's all good.
But, who are you trying to fool
when you're in line at a McDonald's
and you order a Big Mac
and a large fry and a diet coke.
Really?
True story, I actually once saw a woman in line
at a McDonald's order a Big Mac,
and an extra large fry and then she proceeds to
turn to the guy behind the counter
and tell him, oh, I'll have a diet coke.
I'm on a diet.
Seriously?
You're not fooling anybody.
Just order the full sugar version, Shamu.
Selling stuff on classifieds websites
is always a nightmare
because every time I post something,
all I ever get is low-ball offers.
Big or small, it doesn't matter what it is.
When I got my new phone last week,
I posted my mint condition iPhone 4S
and all the accessories on Kijiji for $450
and it was by far the best
offer on Kijiji, I checked.
I got offers for $400, $350.
You cheap (bleep)!
$450, that's the price!
Oh, shit.
I'm spitting out of rage.
And like I said it's not just the expensive stuff.
I've listed stuff for like ten dollars
and gotten an offer for five dollars
like, seriously?
You're gonna low-ball me for five dollars?
(monster growls)
Before I explain this one,
I'd like to point out,
I get the irony of making a whole video
where all I've done is complain.
The difference is I rarely complain.
These people complain all the time.
For these people, I literally think they couldn't
hold a conversation if complaining didn't exist.
My advice to these people is
honestly, life is way too short
to let stuff get to you,
so just look on the bright side
or shut your pie hole, Sally!
So yeah, those are the main things
that people do that annoy me.
But, like I said, in the interest of time,
I wanted to keep this relatively short
and just focus on the main ones.
And, my hope is,
if you do any of these things,
just consider stopping it
because a lot of these things
don't just annoy me, they annoy a lot of people.
So, stop!
But, that's all for this video, guys.
Thanks for listening to me rant
and I will see you next Saturday.
Peace.
(imitating horn)
(bleating)
Is that more of a goat?
I don't know.
(bleating)
That's attractive.
(humming rave music)
♫ I'm too sexy for my shirt.
♫ So sexy it hurts ♫
(burping)