>>> ALL RIGHT, ANOTHER ROUND FOR EVERYBODY.
I'M BUYING THIS TIME. >> YOU GOT IT.
>> KELLY'S BUYING. >> THAT'S WHAT I CALL A
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE. >> JUST FOR THAT, MAKE HIS
SMALLER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE'S. >> HIS WIFE TOLD ME SOMEBODY
DID. >> GOOD ONE, PAUL.
>> AT LEAST I STILL HAVE A WIFE TO GO HOME TO.
>> I BET PAUL WOULD SETTLE FOR A HOME AT THIS POINT.
>> YOU AREN'T GET ANY ACTION SLEEPING AT YOUR SISTER'S HOUSE.
>> BUT I AM! >> YOU GUYS ARE BREAKING MY
BALLS. COME ON NOW!
>> REMINDS ME, PAUL, I GOT YOU A LITTLE CHRISTMAS PRESENT HERE.
IT'S A GIFT CERTIFICATE TO THAT NEW MASSAGE PARLOR DOWNTOWN,
YEAH, FOR YOUR LONELY NIGHTS. NO, BUT REALLY, IT'S A PRETTY
NICE PLACE. IT'S A FULL SPA.
THEY DO REALLY GOOD MASSAGES, FACIALS, YOU NOW, HOT STONES.
I KNOW WE BREAK BALLS A LOT. BUT YOU'RE A GOOD GUY.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN ACTUALLY USE THIS, THANKS.
>> I HOPE YOU DO. >> THANKS, MAN.
>> HEY, PAUL, MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> HEY, PAUL, I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING TOO.
>> REALLY, CARL? >> YEAH, SURE.
>> HEADPHONES, HEY, FOR WHAT? >> FOR WHEN ME AND YOUR SISTER
GET A LITTLE TOO LOUD AT NIGHT! >> OH!
>> NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, I KNOW THAT CAN'T BE EASY FOR YOU, MAN.
MINE, I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
YOU'RE RIGHT THERE ON THE COUCH. >> THOSE WALLS ARE PAPER THIN.
YOU MUST HEAR EVERYTHING. >> I JUST MIND MY BUSINESS.
>> IT'S COOL. NO, IT'S NOT COOL!
IT'S NOT COOL AT ALL! AND I KNOW WE BREAK BALLS A LOT.
>> YEAH, WE BREAK A LOT OF BALLS.
>> WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THE ACADEMY.
I WOULD HATE TO PUT A STRAIN ON THAT.
>> SAYS HERE THEY'RE NOISE-CANCELING BEATS BY DRE.
YOU MUST HAVE PAID A LOT OF DOUGH FOR THESE.
>> SOME OF THE BOYS GYPPED. >> YEAH, SOME OF US FELT PRETTY
ROTTEN ABOUT NAILING HER TOO. >> THANKS.
THAT MEANS A LOT, CAPTAIN. I'M JUST HAPPY SHE'S WITH YOU
GUYS, AND NOT SOME JERKS. >> HEY, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> HEY, IS THIS A PARTY OR WHAT? >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
DO A ROUND WITH US, MAUREEN >> IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE PLANS
ON A FRIDAY NIGHT! >> IT'S A NICE NIGHT, PAUL.
I FIGURED I'D GO LET YOUR MOTHER OUT FOR A WALK.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, MAUREEN, I THINK MY MOTHER WOULD REALLY
LIKE THAT. THIS FRESH AIR COULD REALLY DO
HER GOOD. >> YEAH, I THINK SO TOO.
MERRY CHRISTMAS, PAUL. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> HEY, LET'S GET THOSE SHOTS! >> HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, WE'RE
GETTING SHOTS FROM THE WORST SHOT ON THE FORCE!
>> HEY, YOU'RE THE WORST SHOT I HAVE EVER SEEN, CONNOR!
>> YEAH, RIGHT! >> HEY WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU
ACCIDENTLY SHOT MY WIFE? >> WHO, BEVERLY?
>> YES! I ONLY HAD ONE WIFE AND YOU SHOT
HER. WHAT A GOOF!
>> AND WHO'S THE BOSS TONIGHT. >> HEY, LOOK, PAUL, I'M ACTUALLY
GLAD YOU BROUGHT THAT UP BECAUSE --
I HAVEN'T BEEN SLEEP TOOK GOOD SINCE THAT ALL WENT DOWN.
>> HEY, MAN, FORGET IT. YOU KNOW, IT'S BEEN MONTHS ALL
RIGHT. .
>> NO, NO, LET ME SAY THIS, PAUL.
I SHOT YOUR WIFE AT YOUR WEDDING.
AND I GUESS I HAD A FEW TOO MANY, AND I MESSED UP.
BIG TIME. >> ANY ONE OF US COULD HAVE SHOT
HIS WIFE AT THEIR WEDDING. >> YEAH, SURE, BUT I DID.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, PART OF ME STILL FEELS LIKE IT'S THE REASON
SHE LEFT YOU THAT NIGHT. I'M SORRY, OKAY.
I'M TRULY SORRY, MAN. >> WAIT, CONNOR.
MERRY CHRISTMAS. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS, MAN.
>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, CONNOR. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> HEY, RHONDA, PUT EVERYTHING ON MY TAB.
>> THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN USING YOUR CARD.
IT'S 2 GRAND! >> YOU GUYS BREAKING BALLS!
>> YEAH! WE DO!