welcome back everyone to my living room
I'm gonna do something today that I've
wanted to do for a long time because for
years I used to see people well first of
all yes it's a generic tasting thing
product review I get a blah blah I don't
care I want to do this cuz it's fun it
was something that I seen people do ages
ago which is take incredibly weird sodas
and taste them that's it but I have an
assortment of really weird so it is here
that I bought I was gonna put them in
like a weird products video but I felt
like that they were too weird to do that
and I just wanted to do them on their
own because I've always seen people talk
about stuff like bacon soda and not
baking soda the stuff you make bread
with bacon soda why beats actual bacon
soda it looks like it came out of a
toilet it looks like it was filtered
through about three people before it
came out of there oh it's baking soda
with chocolate y'all get your fictions
these are made by Lester's fixins and
the bottles them sell I couldn't even
buy these on like Amazon or I think I
had to get them on eBay so these might
kill me but at least we'll go over the
bank huh are they ND it says best before
end twenty two nineteen twenty three
thirty three twenty three and nineteen
neither of those are a month and that
scares me it's the 22nd of the 19th
which one should we start off with I
have sweet corn soda baking soda and get
a nice little close up of those buffalo
wings soda we have my least favorite
sounding one which is ranch soda it
looks great
this one looks like it was just it's
just urine this looks like the different
filtrations of piss that have come out
of people and last but not least we have
peanut butter and jelly soda this one is
the most promising one to me because
peanut butter and jelly are nice thing
well most of these are those things but
this sounds like something that might
actually work in a soda
it's made with pure cane sugar thank God
thank God it's not made with wrong
sugar what's the other sugar I have a
raccoon behind me hey y'all get your
fixings let's try the bacon one let's
let's do it also all of you at home
don't make fun of how dirty my table is
I also have this really cool bottle
opener by really cool I mean it was made
for a four year old I think it's [ __ ]
awesome
which is that you stick the bottle cap
in and then you shoot it very very far
away and then your cat doesn't chases
the cat's eyes are fixated on this black
hole that I've just opened it smells
like chocolate
there's no it smells like bacon with
chocolate smell you like that y'all get
your fixes I'm gonna get you your
features yeah I'm just stalling cuz I
don't a drink this no I'm committing I
might need it oh that's not good oh that
is bad if you take that girl who the
tic-tock I think it smells like a public
restroom well no okay it's exactly what
it says it's baking soda it was
chocolate well it's more chocolate soda
with bacon I'd say as soon as you taste
it it's like Oh chocolate no that's not
that's not how a chocolate tastes oh
it's not bad it could be worse bacon
soda was chocolate I got my fixins not
bad on a scale of one to ten I keep it
about a five put it up on screen okay I
kinda want to try sweet corn next sweet
corn soda y'all get your fictions I love
that I also loved that Lester's fixins
has likely made enough money out of
these that it actually has like a brand
a logo a slogan of all things but yeah
sweet corn soda wait how many calories
are in these sweet corn soda
there's about time y'all get your
fixings Jesus Christ told over the shop
buddies okay no way up there nope
now here's the thing I really like sweet
corn jars of just cans of sweet corn
that you can just stick a spoon into and
I would eat that all day and even the
syrup syrup you don't get syrup out of
sweet corn even the juices that are in
that afterwards I would gladly drink so
I don't make that face at me your lady
so I kind of think that this will be
nice 11:21
19 this out-of-date either way it's it's
gonna kill me no soul get back in my
body oh that was not good Oh y'all got
your fixes today smell this one smell
this one Bubba smells you down with no
dude well he does smell like Ned and
just never focus we corny you're all
right Boyle hey Dutch
I have a plan not to drink more of this
that is straight-up anal filtration oh
did you like a Mississippi drug until
you did loserman I would rather drink
what came out of me today okay on a
scale of one to ten I don't know what
the scale is is 10 bad or good either
way
this one was in the middle this one is
about an eight on the disgusting scale
that not good
who knew that carbonated sweet corn
wouldn't be bad all right
yeah you would
is gonna be above the wings Odin use eat
as well here y'all get your visions is
this just gonna be like [ __ ] Frank's
hot sauce flavor buffalo wing soda oh
yeah that's good one you're on fire red
camera just like my daddy taught me I
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sniffed and burped at the same time I
served it kind of smells like orange
soda what a hint of after morning breath
that one's fine it's kind of spicy hmm I
don't think it's actually spicy I think
it's just the bubbles in the back of my
neck like a really white person thing to
say is like I don't like my coke there
spice in it it's like no those are
bubbles no there's a tiny bit of spice
of it and hits the back here Nick weird
one this one's about a - like I could
actually drink that smell here's here's
to play any more years and in a decade
why not drink something that was killing
you that's fine you could legitimately
just drink that Lister I got my fixings
Hey go into this part of town up
pull up a chair I'll get your draft I'm
gonna save myself a sweet treat for
later this could backfire and bite me in
the ass also I think all of these are
know I was gonna say I think they're out
of day cuz one had 11 21 19 and I was
like twenty first of November oh that's
very out of date I thought this one was
like 11 21 19 so it was just slightly
out of day but this one says 11 54 90
the 54th of November so I'm saving this
one for last but next up is the dreaded
demon otherwise known as a Ranch soda I
bough myself hoping that the gods will
spare me this day now everyone says that
ranch goes good on everything I don't
trust that I've had ranch it doesn't
really go great on everything I think
that's just people who are too lazy to
go get other dips no it smells like old
socks oh that smell bad give a give a
waiver of that one
oh my god that is horrendous less sir
what kind of fixes he you trying to give
me it tastes exactly as it smells
I kind of want to do it again and just
for solidarity for the people at home
because they this is this is why you
love isn't it
this is what you wanted this entire time
was for me to get one that just made me
oh god it's so bad oh it tastes like
gone off yogurt oh that is that can on
the disgusting scale oh my god so so far
they are in this order buffalo bacon
chocolate maybe we should try it you
should try getting some bacon put
chocolate sweet corn and then just
Scott's toe that is [ __ ] rancid maybe
you just don't like ranch that is
Ranchod okay oh sweet baby Lester give
me a good one to end off this video on
please
for the troops Oh dissen Sion's eye
candy
yes it's good it's not great but after
that this feels like what it would be
like to drink a dead body this feels
like what it would be like to drink
it doesn't really taste like either it
kind of tastes more like jelly yeah
if someone this is the thing knowing
what they are and then drinking them
you're like no this one I would throw in
someone's face if they gave it to me but
this one they could bring it to your
table it'd be like no this is just pink
lemonade and you would drink it and you
would be fine with it I knew it I knew
it my disgusting senses were tingling as
someone who grew up in Ireland and drank
bug water I know what it's like to put a
one too many disgusting fluid in your
body now your turn probably bad and go
good okay I want to see if I put them in
the same order as you do not as bad as
you made it seem what it's not good but
I can I can sense the dressing I do like
grapefruit juice and stuff so maybe
maybe I'm just more attuned to bitter
tastes I do this one's the weirdest
smell because it really smells like
sweet corn yeah it's so weird
ah no you like that one worse than the
other
well it's just like it's like you're
drinking the sweet corn juices out of
the can that you're not supposed to
drink
this is the American Sony dream so wrong
it smells like chocolate ah oh that's
gross
doesn't it start off chocolate and they
get big it starts off okay and then it's
like Oh some weird [ __ ] aftertaste
Jesus they're all these just go together
these are odd these all suck you all
suck
oh this is the spicy one right it tastes
like orange soda as well wait then
what's buffalo-wing about it isn't it
supposed to taste like chicken
yeah I like how it says artificial on
all of them and what do you think it's
gonna be sorry we didn't grind oh and
this is the one you like yeah oh yeah
that's the best one that's just a soda
yeah it's a little bit weird but it does
say US this is this is something you'll
be okay with it restaurant yeah okay so
this is the least bad one and yeah this
I didn't it wasn't spicy for me I don't
know what it was I'm gonna put this one
in the middle and then this one and then
this is that this is the absolute worse
well thank you for not vomiting all over
my table thank you for participating in
my phantasmagoria of horror
these were why are these a thing that
people actually drink or is this a
hundred percent novelty the people only
buy these for novelty
yeah I can maybe these two or something
or maybe people just really like oh
that's some alicorn really just hits you
out of all of them the rest of them or
so yeah this is straight-up [ __ ] fuel
for hatred this is a torture device
because that one these two I can maybe
see like okay we'll buy these and we'll
drink them because we like them and
they're tasty and maybe the corn one if
you're really [ __ ] like corn the
bacon chocolate one is just so that I
don't know but there is no way in hell
anyone likes ranch enough that they buy
this and put it in their bodies
willfully without being a human
experiment at least we can settle this
and say that the best part about this
all was my sweet bottle cap thrower
because I think it deserves its own
video well thank you guys so much for
watching this I hope you enjoyed seeing
me go through the rigmarole rig rig my
roll of horror that was this video this
is actually really fun I'm glad that I
did it again it's something that I've
always seen other people do over the
years they've always there's always been
a bacon soda that's always been the one
that I've heard and soda and I'm like
okay I kinda have to try these because I
know what they taste like Lee but in a
drink fizzy form mm-hmm that's not gonna
pass my smell test but that's gonna be
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