>> James: I WAS HOPING YOU WOULD BE AWAY, I CARE DEEPLY
ABOUT EVERYBODY WHO WORKS ON THIS SHOW, EXCEPT FOR MAYBE ONE
GUY, I'M NOT GOING TO NAME NAMES, GURKS IILLERO.
BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I WANT THE BEST FOR EVERYONE ON THE
SHOW.
WHICH IS WHY I HAVE MADE IT MY MISSION TO FIND LOVE FOR ALL OF
OUR SINGLE STAFFERS.
NOW OF COURSE NO ONE WHO WORKS HERE WOULD EVER AGREE TO LET ME
TO DO THAT.
SO I HAVE TO SURPRISE THEM WITH THE GIFT OF LOVE VIA A GAME OF
LIVE TINDER, OKAY.
TODAY, TODAY THE LUCKY STAR, I AM SURPRISED, SOMEBODY WHO HAS
BEEN HERE SINCE THE SHOW STARTED, NOT ONLY IS SHE
ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL TO BE AROUND, SHE IS INCREDIBLE AT HER
JOB AS AN AUDIENCE MANAGER, HEY, TIFFANY.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M GOOD.
>> James: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YEAH.
>> James: NOW YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THIS.
ARE YOU SHAKING.
NOW I-- SORRY, I NEED A MICROPHONE.
WAIT THERE.
I'M SO SORRY.
WE COULDN'T REHEARSE THIS.
NOW TIFFANY, EVERYBODY.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NOW TIFFANY, YOU ARE-- YOU ARE
SIJ, CORRECT?ñr >> VERY MUCH SO.
>> James: NOW WHY AND HOW ARE YOU SINGLE.
ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> James: IS IT BECAUSE ARE YOU INCREDIBLY PICKY?
>> I THINK I'M SHY.
>> James: SHE'S PICKY.
NOW WE ARE GOING TO FIX ALL OF THIS TODAY BECAUSE WE HAVE
ARRANGED A GAME OF LIVE TINDER WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS THAT YOUR
FRIENDS HAVE SECRETLY PRESELECTED FOR YOU BASED ON
YOUR TYPE.
ARE YOU UP FOR THIS?
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> James: ARE YOU GOING TO DO IT?
OKAY, GREAT, WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'RE PLAYING LIVE TINDER WITH
TIFFANY.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
>> James: WELCOME BACK.
TIFFANY IS HERE.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> A LITTLE NERVOUS.
>> James: YOU DON'T HATE ME, YOU UP ARE FOR THIS.
>> I DON'T HATE YOU.
IT WILL BE FUN.
>> James: GREAT, WELL, YOU'RE READY.
I'M READY.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY LATE, LATE LIVE TINDER.
OKAY.
HERE IS HOW THE GAME IS GOING TO, WITHOUT.
THE GUYS WILL COME OUT ONE AT A TIME INTO THIS BIG PHONE HERE,
OKAY.
WILL YOU TAKE YOUR BIG FOAM FINGER AND SWIPE RIGHT IF YOU
LIKE THE GUY AND LEFT IF YOU DON'T.
GUYS WITHOUT GET A RIGHT SWIPE WILL TAKE A SEAT ON ONE OF THESE
CHAIRS.
THERE ARE ONLY THREE CHAIRS.
YOU MAKE THREE CHOICES.
GUYS YOU GET A LEFT SWIPE, WILL YOU FORCED TO FALL INTO THIS PIT
HERE, OKAY.
BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE THESE DECISIONS ALONE.
BECAUSE WE HAVE SOMEONE HERE TO HELP YOU.
I KNOW ARE YOU A BIG FAN OF AND SOMEONE I REALLY BELIEVE CAN
HELP YOU FIND THE RIGHT GUY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME CHELSEA HANDLER.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> HI.
>> James: THANK YOU, CHELSEA, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> WELCOME TO TINDER.
WELCOME SWRZ IF WE'RE READY, LET'S GET STARTED.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS TURN AROUND AND LET'S BRING OUT THE FIRST
VICTIM, I MEAN MAN.
OKAY.
WHAT DO WE THINK HERE?
LADIES, PLEASE.
THIS IS NOT YOUR GAME, MADAME.
WHAT-- I THINK HE'S KIND OF A DISH.
>> I THINK HE'S CUTE.
>> WELL, HELLO, CALM DOWN, FIR OF ALL.
>> James: I'M SAYING GOOD HAIR, STRONG EYES, NOT SURE
ABOUT THE-- EVERYTHING ELSE I LIKE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, TIFFANY, WHAT IS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND?
>> A LITTLE TOO PERFECT.
>> BUT THAT'S OKAY.
>> James: EVERY MAN IN AMERICA IS LOVING YOU RIGHT NOW.
I LOVE THAT.
YEAH, HE'S TOO PERFECT.
SWIPE LEFT, HE'S DONE.
>> THAT IS A GOOD CALL THOUGH.
THAT'S A GOOD CALL.
BECAUSE I WAS LIKE HE'S CUTE, YOU KNOW, COULD YOU HAVE SEX
WITH HIM, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> James: ALSO I GOT TO SAY, KIND OF GUY ARE YOU HAVING SEX
WITH HIM, LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR.
>> YEAH.
>> James: OH, YEAH, LOOK AT ME.
I LOOK SO GOOD.
THAT'S WHAT HE IS DOING.
YOU KNOW THAT GUY.
>> HOW TERRIBLE FOR EVERYBODY.
>> James: BELIEVE ME, IT DOESN'T, I WANT NO MIRRORS.
ALL RIGHT SO LET'S BRING OUT OUR NEXT MAN.
THAT IS A NICE-- THAT IS A NICE SMILE.
THAT IS A GOOD SMILE, GUYS.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL.
(LAUGHTER) >> I SAW YOU BACKSTAGE AND YOU
KNOW WHERE TO MEET ME.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, TIFFANY, DO WE LIKE
THIS GUY?
>> HE LOOKS LIKE HE GIVES GOOD HUGS.
>> James: GIVES GOOD WHAT?
>> HUGS.
>> James: HUGS, OKAY, GOOD.
SWIPING HIM RIGHT.
THERE WE GO.
LET'S BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.
OKAY.
FIRST OF ALL, PRETEN SHUS EYES.
HE'S CLEARLY GOT PRETEN SHUS EYES.
TIFFANY, HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS GUY?
>> SUNGLASSES ASIDE.
>> James: WHO ARE YOU, BRITNEY SPEARS, WHO ARE YOU.
SEE YOU LATER.
BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.
>> HELLO.
OH, HELLO.
>> James: YOU CANNOT WINK.
CHAD, YOU KNOW THE GAME.
>> HE WAS BLINKING, HE WASN'T WINKING.
>> James: THAT WAS IN THE A BLINK.
>> SOMETIMES PEOPLE BLINK WITH ONE EYE.
>> James: HE WAS LITERALLY AN EMOJI.
AND THAT EMOJI WAS AN EGGPLANT.
SO-- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS GUY.
>> OH, SWIPING RIGHT.
THERE WE GO.
>> James: OKAY, LET'S BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.
YES.
YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT YOUR MUM IS GOING TO LOVE THIS GUY,
RIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU-- HOW ARE YOU FEEL BEING THIS GUY?
>> IT'S YOUR DECISION, THIS IS YOUR LAST GUY SO I WILL LET YOU
DECIDE.
>> HOW MANY CHOICES.
>> James: IF YOU FILL UP THREE SEATS THEN SOMEONE ELSE COMES
OUT, YOU CAN SWAP ONE OF THE SEATS WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
SO DON'T WORRY.
>> I WITHOUT TAKE HIM AS A SAFETY.
(LAUGHTER).
>> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT HIM.
>> I LIKE MICHAEL.
I'M GOING TO-- .
>> James: IT'S A SWIPE RIGHT.
CONGRATULATIONS.
LET'S BRING UP OUR NEXT MAN.
POPULAR IN THE ROOM.
ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.
AN AUDIBLE DAMN!
FROM THE BACK THERE.
TIFFANY, WHAT'S GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND.
>> HE HAS A GOOD SMILE, NICE EYES.
>> James: CHELSEA.
>> YOU'RE PRETTY TOUGH.
HE LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST GUY.
DOESN'T I, WITH HIS HAIR SWOOPED TO THE OTHER SIDE.
HE'S HANDSOME.
YOU CAN TELL HE IS A FIES GUY.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, ARE YOU GOING TO SWAP
SOMEONE OUT OR SWIPE HIM LEFT.
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO-- .
>> James: HANG ON, ARE WE MAKING A SWAP.
>> I THINK WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A SWAP.
>> James: WHO ARE YOU SWAPPING OUTLINING WE DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
>> STEVEN.
>> James: OH, NO.
WHAT?
OH, THAT BOMBSHELL WHICH NO ONE SAW COMING, STEVEN, I'M SO
SORRY, YOU SEEMED SO SAFE AND YET YOU ARE GONE WITH A SWIPE.
DAVID, TAKE HIS SEAT, STEVEN, GET IN THE VAULT.
(APPLAUSE) >> IT'S SO DEGRADING THAT THEY
HAVE TO GET THROWN IN THE BALLS AND CLIMB OUT OF THE BALLS.
AND THEN WALK.
>> James: ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THAT'S THE DEGRADING BIT ABOUT THIS.
AND THIS IS OUR LAST MAN KOSMING UP NOW, TIFFANY.
CHELSEA, GET READY.
LET'S BRING OUT OUR LAST MAN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I'M GOING TO STAY-- I KNOW HOW I
FEEL.
RIGHT, SO TIFFANY WHAT ARE WE THINK BEING JUNIOR.
>> I LIKE JUNIOR.
>> James: YEAH, ME TOO.
WHAT IS THE CHOICE YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE, TIFFANY?
>> I'LL SWAP.
>> James: OH MY GOSH.
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO SWAP OUT THOUGH, TIFFANY, WHO ARE YOU
GOING TO SWAP?
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO SWAP JUNIOR AND CHAD.
>> CHAD, ARE YOU IN THE BALLS.
JUNIOR, YOU ARE ON THE SEAT.
WELL DONE TO OUR FINAL THREE.
>> SORRY, CHAD.
>> James: COME IS RAISE, WERE YOU SO CLOSE, CONGRATULATIONS TO
OUR THREE FINALISTS.
(APPLAUSE) SO HERE WE ARE, OUR GUYS HERE,
GUYS, TELL URS YOUR NAMES AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
>> MY NAME IS JUNIOR, I'M FROM MONTREAL, CANADA.
>> OH.
>> I'M DAVID, I'M FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN.
>> James: OKAY.
>> MY NAME IS MICHAEL, I'M FROM GILBERT, ARIZONA.
>> James: OKAY.
NOW TIFFANY, YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY NOW TO ASK THE GUYS
ONE QUESTION, ALL RIGHT.
CHELSEA, WHAT IS THE QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE TO ASK A GUY IF
YOU WANT TO HELP TIFFANY ON THIS?
>> WHAT-- HOW-- DO -- HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE?
>> James: TIFFANY, IS THAT A GOOD QUESTION?
YOU CAN GO WITH THAT OR YOU CAN ASK YOUR OWN.
>> WE'LL STICK WITH MINE.
>> WHAT IF THEY LIE?
>> I WILL TELL YOU, I CAN TELL WHEN PEOPLE ARE LYING.
>> James: TIFER FEE WENT, WHAT IF THEY LIE, CHELSEA, I KNOW, I
CAN TELL WHEN THEY ARE LYING.
DO YOU WANT TO GO WITH THAT.
>> NO, NO, DO YOUR OWN QUESTION, COME ON, DO IT, I'M JUST JOKING.
>> WE'LL GO WITH THAT ONE.
>> YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HAS TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
YOU ASK YOUR OWN.
COME ON, COME ON.
>> HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE.
>> James: HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE, JUNIOR.
>> ONLY IF I WANT TO SURPRISE MY GIRL.
>> WOW.
>> James: JUNIOR, PLEASE, NEVER HAS A MAN LOOKED MORE FULL
OF [BLEEP] THAN YOU DO RIGHT NOW.
DAVID, HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE?
>> NEVER.
>> James: OH, GUYS, WE HAVE PICKED THE WRONG DUDE HERE, YOU
NEVER LIE, SAID LIKE A TRUE LIAR.
MICHAEL, HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIE?
>> FROM THE MOMENT I WAKE UP TO THE MOMENT I GO TO BED.
WELL, IT'S DECISION TIME.
CHELSEA, WHO WOULD YOU PICK IF YOU WERE IN THIS RIGHT NOW.
>> DAVID.
>> James: YOU WOULD BICK DAVID.
>> YEAH, SUPERCUTE.
AND HE LOOKS HONEST.
>> James: AND HE LOOKS HONEST.
HE HAS HONEST EYES.
>> HE DUSKER RIGHT.
>> James: HE DOES.
TIFFANY, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE ON YOUR DATE?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OUT HERE FOR AN
INTERVIEW.
>> I ACTUALLY THINK I AGREE WITH CHELSEA AND I'M GOING TO GO WITH
DAVID.
>> James: THANKS FOR PLAYING.
THANKS FOR PLAYING, MICHAEL.
COME AND MEET TIFFANY.
TIFFANY, MEET DAVID.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> James: WELL, GUYS, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
OKAY.
SO WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO NOW-- THEY DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO
JUMP IN THE BALLS.
THEY JUST WANTED TO.
WELL, GUYS, HERE IS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW.
I AM SENDING THE BOTH OF YOU DOWN THE HALL FOR A DATE IN QUUN
OF OUR, AND HAVE I TO SAY, ONE OF OUR MOST ROMANTIC CONFERENCE
ROOMS IN ALL OF TELEVISION CITY.
SO HOLD LAND HANDS, OFF YOU GO.
YOU GO DOWN THERE.
TIFFANY AND DAVID, WE'LL CHECK YOU LATER, CHELSEA HANDLER,
EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHELSEA AND PETER KRAUSE.
>> THAT WAS A LITTLE NERVE-RACKING.