Part 3 of Footballers Play FIFA 22
The 442oons eSports Club World Cup Final!
Ronchester United vs PSG
Who will be crowned champions...
- Not Spurs... - Hey that’s my line!
- Shut up Timo! - Ronaldo vs Messi, nobody saw this one coming...
- I know right - 442oons has worse scripting than FIFA...
- Okay, who should who be… - Hey Cristi-
It was a rhetorical question, Penandes…
- Er, excweese me Cristiano... - What do you want, hairdo?
- You’re in my seat… - Come again?
This is what I was trying to tell you, Cristiano… Ole dropped you…
- Haha... Come again? - Ole dropped you
What... CR7 will BRB...
And don’t even think about sitting in my seat center parting!
I’m not letting the Greatest Goal Hanger of All Time boss me around! And neither will Ole!
- Let… me… go… - How dare you drop me!
I didn’t drop you... I’m just giving you a rest…
- Let’s see how you like being dropped... - No!
I haven’t been managed this badly since Real Madrid appointed Rafael Benitez...
And then he stormed down the tunnel... I was lolling so hard
- Get out of my seat, Aldi Aquaman… - No way! Ole picked me!
- Well Ole isn’t the boss any more! - What?
- Yes! - He has officially been let go.
- What? - Yes!
- Well who’s in-charge now? - Me!
- What?! - No!
So you, bearded Selena Gomez, are dropped!
- Let’s do this! - It’s Ronchester United vs Young Boys…
Change your team back to PSG or I swear to God, I will bludgeon you both to death with my Ballon d’Ors…
It’s Ronchester United vs PSG...
Oh wow, it’s a dress rehearsal for the 2022 Europa League Final! Hahaha-
Is everything okay Cristiano? You seem a little te…
If you dare take a penalty today Bruno, I will unleash biblical-level fury on you. Capiche?
- Capiche… - Didn’t Capiche used to play for Portugal? Ha!
- Someone’s on his period… - I think getting benched has given him PTSD
- Here comes Mbappe... - Boo!
- He passes it to Messi... - Yay!
- Messi back to Mbappe... - Boo!
- Great tackle by Phil Jones! - What?
- Who put Jones in? - Hahaha! Good one, Lionel
I’m going to sub him off immediately!
Did he say he’s going to suck him off immediately?
I don’t think you can do that on FIFA 22. Roblox maybe, but not FIFA 22.
One second I have to take this…
Hello… speaking… of thanks for calling me back… yes please… aha… Yes… yes… awesome. Thanks for your help!
- Let me just tweak our tactics… - Who was that?
- The Rennes manager… - Oh sh**...
- Di Maria has it… - Back-post!
- Goal! PSG leads! - Yes!
Cristiano… maybe you could come back and help me defend next time?
I haven’t done that for the last 18 years, and I’m not starting now...
- It’s Messi through the middle… - Wake-up Slabhead!
- 2-0! - Yes!
I should have stuck with Phil Jones!
How’s that advice from Rennes working out for you?
- Neymar on the ball… - Get him Bruno!
- Rainbow flick! - Change man! - I got this!
- Sombrero flick! - Change man! - I got this!
- Triple elastico! - Bring out the goalie! - I got this!
- Hocus pocus! - I don’t got this… - Goal!
- 3-0! - That does it! Substitution!
Bruno Penandes off...
- Marcus Rashford on… - Oh sh*t…
- What’s the problem? - He’s like the PSG Kryptonite...
- Rashford sprints down the line… - Now Marcus!
- Goal! - Siii! - Uhoh...
- Rashford is in again… - 1-2 Marcus!
- Ronaldo scores! - Sii! - Uhoh
- What happened to the 1-2 Cristiano? - I only said that to fool them!
- Neymar, maybe we should start defending? - Never!
- Seconds remain… Rashford breaks free... - Yes!
- …handball! - Who turned handballs on?
- Penalty! - Sii! - Yes!
It’s happening again! It’s happening... again!
- Do you want to take it, Cristiano? - Well I certainly don’t want you taking it now, do I?
Ronaldo steps up...
- He won’t miss Lionel, he’s too good at penalties… - Thanks
- No he’s not… I bet he couldn’t score one with De Gea… - Oh really…
- No, Cristiano. He’s trying to trick you. - How about this, Argentinian Oompah Loompah…
I score this penalty with De Gea and you post a video on all your social media accounts...
...admitting that I, Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo, are the greatest footballer of all time!
- No! - Deal! - Deal!
Let’s do this…
David De Gea steps on...
- Hurry up! - Shut up!
- You’re going to miss anyway - Shut... up…
- Saved! - Yes! - No!
- And the final whistle goes! - Yees! - Noo!
- Cristiano dos Santos Aveiro Ronaldo... - Yes?
...I’m arresting you for the attempted murder of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
- Yes! - Noo!
Edinson Cavani... and Bruno Penandes....
- It was self defence! - Take him away, Steve…
- Campione, campione olé olé olé! - I’ll be back for a rematch once my lawyers get me off!!
And they will get me off! On grounds of being dropped PTSD diminished responsibility!
- Shut up! - It’s a real thing! Google it!
And the winners of the 442oons eSport Club World Cup are…
- Not Spurs... - Shut up Timo!
- PSG! - Yes!
Now to win the Champions League!
What? What are you all laughing at? WANKERS!