*CLAP*
Um, hi, bitches, my name is Fredric just...
You know what? We're not gonna ask.
This is one of those rare occasions where you're gonna see me at my...
lowest of low when I'm not wearing good clothes and I'm trying to stay warm in this 65 degree household,
but I asked you guys on YouTube once again,
like "What video do you want?".
and for some reason,
everyone wants a Black Friday haul,
but then, I watched, like, two videos of some YouTubers doing it,
and they bought, like, five times the amount of things I bought,
so, scrap that.
You know what? We're gonna do a skin care routine, bitch, because guess what?
I know that you know that none of us here have money like the other people,
The other people being like...
these people.
You know, we don't get professional face masks every other week,
or, like, get our pimples popped professionally.
We don't do that here. We save money for college.
So, in this video, I'm just gonna show you, like,
literally what I will do to get my skin, which is not even that good right now.
I don't know why you guys all think I have a good skin.
Recently, I spent six hours finishing
my college apps, so, like, that ones because of Harvard.
That one was because of Columbia.
Princeton.
UPenn.
Like, you know?
Um my family.
School.
That one's AP enviro.
You know, like, the usual stuff that us teenagers have to go through.
So,
*CLAP*
Let's begin.
Let's... let's do this.
First of all, you brush your teeth before you do your skincare because if you don't
YOU'RE
NASTY!!! (shook)
Gimme a minute (gives a minute).
Alright, now that your shiny teeth twinkle, you take a good look at the mirror.
*CARELESS WHISPER PLAYS*
Why the heck do you watch me?
And you find any pimples that are
you know, not ready to pop, but you're too impatient to wait,
and literally you do everything you can to pop the fucking pimple 'cause it gives you eternal pleasure.
Ah, there we go. There we go. Like if someone can make ASMR pimple popping a thing...
UUhAaAAHUUHAuAHAauhUAh
For those of you that do it, you understand the sound that you hear sometimes and it's like...
OrgAsMIc
I will say though I do use an actual pimple popper.
Beauty guru style. Hehe.
But I'm too lazy to use it so... like, your hands,
and by the way, I said to say a realistic skin care routine, and no way am I recommending this,
but I rather not be fake like other people and mention things that
"AreN"t SPonSOreD" and "afFoRDaBlE" because a hundred dollars is affordable
*FREDERIC IS SHOOK*
Anyways, after this, I would either just scrub my face,
or if it's a really bad day and, like, my skin needs some extra care
because of how I just ABUSED it, I'll use a face mask.
This is one from Amazon,
it's a mud mask,
and it's actually pretty moisturizing and... I don't think it does anything, but I still use it.
Like, has anyone noticed a mask do something for them?
I- I rarely get that.
This is a scrub,
you can also use it as a mask,
and I do recommend it because it does actually soften your skin.
Oh, keep in mind,
I have oily to combination skin, so, like, fair warning for dry skin people, this is not your gig...
and when I say oily combination, I mean,
O I L Y.
OIL.
SPILL.
If you can't fill up two blotting sheets within a day, you don't have oily skin,
don't even say it anymore,
and because of that, I have this trusty guy here.
BEAUTY GURU STYLE! OWO
≧ω≦
Its oil absorbing, which is everything I need, and lastly...
my secret closet.
We have...
this guy.
Pretty sure all of you guys know what this one is, um, on the back it says feel your face pulsate.
HAHA!
*dry laugh*
It wasn't funny. *frederic is sad*
Literally makes your skin super soft,
but this is by far, one of the most painful masks I have ever used,
and that is why I love it, because I love it when I can feel it working.
Like, this dries out your skin so much and just closes your pores,
not even demons can come out of it.
Satan is staying in hell. (amen, sister)
Uhh...
I'm feeling...
*me deciding what dumb sh*t i'mma do today*
this one,
and what you do is you take a face mask brush from Amazon for like two dollars, and then just...
UH HUH
UHH HUHH
and you just fill in your face.
Oh, and since we're being really realistic,
you take a hairband that you got from running at an obstacle course
even though you're not athletic in the slightest bit.
*laughing at himself*
Please don't make a meme out of this please, please.
You don't have to use bad pictures of me. You know that right?
Also keep in mind that, like, even after you just popped your pimple, "Oh, if you feel like coming back again...
yeah, I'm 100% gonna pop it again, and again, and again.
This one's been with me for two weeks,
and for some reason, I just like to rub it in because I feel like I'm pushing the product in,
I don't know something that Jeffree Star said, something that sister James said,
something, someone.
Now, every face mask has a different time that you have to wait,
and if you're me, for some reason, you do, like,
at least double the time because you just want that to, like, sink into your skin,
like, turn me into a smurf mask,
that's my goal.
Oh, and, like, none of these are sponsored, like...
*scoff*
you're funny if you think I get sponsorships.
These are from Bath & Body Works,
it was, like, buy three get three free during Black Friday, and I use sheet masks when it's like
"I wanna treat myself a little bit more,"
but because you're cheap and you spend, like, two dollars fifty for one of these,
you're gonna squeeze out every last drop and put it in a little jar.
So, now, I'm going to wait 40 minutes and probably just do homework and listen to sad music.
Come along with me.
(stay hydrated, kids)
All right, 40 minutes later and it is hard to move my face.
As you can see, it has begun cracking.
MOM,
DON'T BE SO LOUD.
Anyway, before we were so RUDELY interrupted,
either take these off with exfoliating gloves or just an exfoliating sponge
because your fingers
BitCh
do not do enough.
Like, when mud masks drown you, they become a part of you,
you feel them flowing through your bloodstream,
so, like, you gotta really get in there. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SQUEEEZE ʕ￫ᴥ￩ʔ
I don't know why you watch me, I'm so annoying,
also, keep your headband on, because if you leave it down,
your hair gets... mixed in with, like, your mask
and it's like- it's like having a gay guy date a straight girl it just... it don't mix.
Once it's wet enough...
(NO DIRTY THOUGHTS) ಠ_ಠ
you just...
*SCRUBS FURIOUSLY*
ow ow, that's my pimple,
and notice how it clings to my pimple and doesn't wanna leave, that's what happens.
If I go listen to beauty gurus and never touch my face, of course not.
Who do you think I am? A rule follower?
*SCOFFS*
You're funny.
I apologize. I swear. I am a good influence.
*REALIZES HE HAS NO EXCUSE*
It just doesn't go away.
I kinda wanna see what I look like with just a blue nose.
If there was any fan art that I could ever ask for,
I want to look like Larry the Lobster in SpongeBob when he had the little strip of sunscreen on his nose.
I would like to hang that next to my Bold and Brash painting, please,
and, like, make me look like a lobster too while you're at it.
Also, it says you should throw these out every three months.
(we aint got the time or the money for that) ಠ_ಠ
I don't... you don't wanna know how long I've had this same sponge.
You don't!
Okay, back to the actual routine, Frederic.
After you're done scrubbing, you just wash your face a little bit to get the rest of it off.
I'm drowning, I'm drowning.
NO, I can breathe again.
And then, you pat yourself dry with a clean towel, except this is opposite from clean.
Clearly, it has mud mask residue from that other mask I showed you because sometimes I get lazy,
and you're not supposed to drag because that gives you premature wrinkles,
but, like,
I only listen to that half of the time.
I don't know why these beauty gurus are worried about wrinkles right now,
like your face has been so pumped with filler,
it's gonna fall off before you get wrinkles.
I don't know what you're thinking.
Now is the time when I will put on, like, a serum,
so, literally, this is that serum from the face mask that I used,
and I get, like, a good...
five uses of it, and I will say there is one face mask that I stand by.
I'll put a picture right on here ,100% not sponsored.
They're not that expensive but I think it's, like, 2.50 or 3 dollars for each,
but they actually do stuff to your skin, and it tingles and sometimes hurts,
but I like the fact that I can feel something happening.
That's like my emergency button or so.
Obviously, I put on too much because I look like a wet dog right now,
So you're just gonna...
you know, I live in a Chinese household, you would think I have a fan but...
apparently not.
Okay, so, once that's done you, put on, like, actual moisturizer.
BEAUTY GURU ꒡ꆚ꒡
Typically, I use this.
Recently, I've been using this because...
impulse buy.
Now, you have to be very careful with moisturizer.
If you have oily skin,
too much, and you'll wake up with five more friends on your face;
too little, you wake up with a desert on your face.
Pick your poison.
Then, you're just gonna rub it in.
I typically like to pat it after, because I want it to, like, sink into my skin.
Make sure you get it between all the creVAces of your skin too.
Not to mention, you have to moisturize your eyes, or else you can't open them when you wake up.
These are the faces I make every single night
Okay, now my secret ingredient,
my Krabby Patty secret formula of my skincare,
is this bad boy, Mario Badesc-UH.
I've used this for...
I think almost two years, and I can 100% say...
it works.
I think I use it because Kylie Jenner once said she used it,
and I was like, "I wanna be like her."
It's just like...
putting straight up powder on your face,
and it dries out your pimples to the point where they just grow go back.
So you put it on bumps, or where there's already pimples.
Actually, you're not supposed to put it on pimples you recently popped,
because it hurts like hell,
but guess who doesn't go by the rules?
I'm the rebel in this household.
You just wanna dot this where all of your pimples are,
or, if you're like me, you've got this all over your face,
because your too-much gene is kicking in.
Even though Kylie Jenner uses it, it's not even that expensive.
This lasts me almost a year, and it costs usually 17 or 18 dollars.
*realizes what he just said*
Sometimes, it gets you to the point where you're gonna cry,
so you just dab your tears into your moisturizer.
And finally, if you're really feeling bougie,
you take Mario bAAACH,
um...
facial spray...
that doesn't do anything, but you wanna be like Jefree Star so you...
JEFREE STAR 2.0 (｡♥‿♥｡)
*COUGH*
Finally, some other stuff I use that I really stand by.
Ocean Salt by Lush is really good.
This one is really good for clearing up scars.
And that is my skincare routine.
But that is all I have for you guys today.
If you're still watching...
why?
Shouldn't this scare you enough to leave my channel?
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