>> JOSH PALER LIN: We're back!
>> INANNA SARKIS: And we're here on the 25th annual Miss Latina pageant awards.
>> JOSH PALER LIN: Finally, we come down to 5 finalists.
>> INANNA SARKIS: Five!
They have showed us their wonderful gowns.
>> JOSH PALER LIN: Their beautiful swim wear.
>> INANNA SARKIS: And their talents. >> JOSH PALER LIN: And their talents!
>> INANNA SARKIS: And their talents. >> JOSH PALER LIN: Very talented. >> INANNA SARKIS: Great talent.
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: My talent is karate.
>> MISS CUBA: I'm a photographer.
>> INANNA SARKIS: Okay, well now that we've seen them terribly perform...
>> JOSH PALER LIN: Let's see their confessionals.
>> MISS VENEZUELA: Hi. I'm Miss Venezuela.
And I am 22 years old and, you know, since I was little, I love animals.
I really like horses. Yeah, I really like horses.
I love him...
I love feeding the horses most of all.
Um, I like chickens.
I like, you know, ducks. Ducks are so funny. I love them so much.
I love running with my dog because I have a dog.
I think animals are one of the things that make the world a beautiful place.
>> MISS COLOMBIA: Hola y'all. I'm Jillian. I'm Miss Portugal...
I mean, uh, Colombia.
I'm a doctor, you know, because I am very very smart.
Never distracted. Never.
I'm so good at it.
>> RAY DIAZ: His heart rate is dropping. We're losing him, we're losing him!
Heart pressure is dropping!
>> BRADFORD HUNTER WRAY: He's going into cardiac arrest.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA: Heart rate's dropping!
>> RAY DIAZ: Clear!
>> BRADFORD HUNTER WRAY: Stay with us!
>> RAY DIAZ: Miss Moore, we need you!
>> MISS COLOMBIA: Uh, don't you see me doing my makeup? Rude.
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA: It's your boyfriend.
>> MISS COLOMBIA: Ugh, fine.
You [BLEEP] need me all the time.
Okay, so what do I do?
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA: Well, if you actually went to medical school, you'd know what you're doing.
>> MISS COLOMBIA: [BLEEP], I will scalpel your [BLEEP].
>> FIAMMETTA CAVATORTA: That's not even a scalpel.
>> RAY DIAZ: We need to revive him!
>> MISS COLOMBIA: And how do I use these?
>> RAY DIAZ: Just put it on the chest.
>> MISS COLOMBIA: Easy.
>> RAY DIAZ: Clear!
>> MISS COLOMBIA: So like I was saying, I love my job. Being a dentist is the most...
Wait...what did I say I was?
>> MISS CUBA: Hola. I am Miss Cuba.
Um, I'm not going to tell you guys my age. I think it's kind of rude, so...
I grew up in a poor household in a poor environment.
Hey guys.
Uh...come in.
This is my home. It's all that I can afford right now.
It only has like 5 bedrooms.
So these teddy bears are like 2,000 dollars each, um, I'm saving right now.
I got this gift from Prince Phillip. It's a piece of crap.
I asked for a theater, but I got a T.V. instead.
So since I come from a poor family. I really care about the homeless.
>> HOMELESS: Hello. I'm starving do you have any food?
>> MISS CUBA: Um, no. We don't have anything, sorry.
So if you vote for me, you vote for the poor people. I basically represent them.
>> MISS MEXICO: Hi my name is Brittney Elena and I am for Guadalajara Mexico.
I'm all about team work.
I play basketball.
Alright! Listen up. This is my court. Whatever I say, goes.
Don't speak. Nothing. Do you hear me?
>> GUYS: Yes.
>> MISS MEXICO: Didn't I just say don't speak?
You Prince crop-top over here.
You. MC Hammer leather pants. I don't know why you wearing them. Let's go.
Let's go. And y'all the losing team and we're the winning team, but we're still going to give you a chance anyways, so.
>> GUYS: Come on bro, we got this.
Hoops baby!
That's a foul!
Wide open!
>> MISS MEXICO: Hey! Pass me the ball.
Team work.
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Hola. My name is Leli Hernandez and I'm 26 years old and I'm married.
Happily married.
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: God! Babe what are you doing?
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: What took you so long?
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: I was in the bathroom!
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: I'm not crazy!
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: I was talking a [BLEEP].
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: You're calling me a piece of [BLEEP]?
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: No,no, no, no.
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: I'm a piece of [BLEEP]? Is that what you're saying?
Oh, so you're calling me a piece of [BLEEP]? Because you were in there for 5 minutes!
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: No, no. I was taking a [BLEEP].
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: Cook for me!
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: Okay. Eggs, steak, mac and cheese? What do you want? Cereal?
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: We never fight.
[FIGHTING]
I don't think that we have any problems actually. Our relationship is the best.
Who are you talking to?
Who is mamacita?
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: My mom!
>> MISS DOMINICAN REPUBLIC: [BLEEP]!
>> MAMACITA: Hello?
I'm such a family person, you know. I'm so family orientated. Like in a couple of years, I want to have kids. I want 5.
>> OSCAR MIRANDA: Baby, can we have kids?
>> INANNA SARKIS: They don't get a long very well, do they?
>> JOSH PALER LIN: No.
>> INANNA SARKIS: Well, now the moment you've all been waiting for. Let's crown the winner.
>> ANNOUNCER: Thank you.
Now. The moment that we've all been waiting for.
And the winner is...
Miss Colombia!
>> MISS COLOMBIA: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Where the [BLEEP] is my crown?
>> ANNOUNCER: I must apologize, I made a mistake.
>> MISS MEXICO: I knew it!
>> ANNOUNCER: Uh...the winner is Miss Venezuela.
>> MISS VENEZUELA: Yes!
Oh my God!
>> ANNOUNCER: Wait, I messed up again. I'm so sorry about that. Miss Dominican Republic!
It's not you. Sike. My bad.
Miss Cuba. You need to put a bra on.
The winner is Miss Mexico!