- Have you ever had a threesome?
- No. - No.
- I wish.
- Whoa!
(all laugh)
- Yeah, I be nasty.
(all laugh)
- I'm Vanessa.
- I am Natalie.
- And, I'm Tammy.
- So, we're all sisters, and I am the middle.
- I'm the youngest.
- And I guess that would make me the oldest, yes?
- (laughs) Yes.
- We both have low-key anger problems,
and she's like the chill one so anytime we get angry,
she'll just walk away,
- Yeah, always.
- And then our anger towards each other just never works
because it was like "Who's gonna be angrier?"
(all laugh)
I usually won. - And I'm just like.
- Moi.
- How? No!
- She already said she wants to go first
- Fine, whatever, go ahead.
- Wow. (Vanessa laughs)
- Who's the most attractive sibling?
(Vanessa and Tammy laugh)
I say I am, based off of personal style.
- Eh. How 'bout you?
- I love myself, but I don't still think
I'm the most attractive one out of us three.
- So, you do think someone's more attractive.
It's Natalie, I knew it, it's literally Natalie.
- Only your bottom half, not the top half.
- The forehead. - The forehead.
- I'm kidding.
- My forehead? (Vanessa and Tammy laugh)
- Okay, listen, I do think it's myself
only because of my personality.
- Oh, so it's better than both of ours?
- [Natalie] Yeah.
- Ha. Nevermind.
- You know what, you're being truthful,
I can't wait for the next question.
(laughs) on the count of three, name your favorite parent.
(slaps table) Mom.
- Mom.
- Mother.
- Mom would literally step in front of a bus for you.
- She will cut off her arm.
- Dad would just be like, "Just get your mom's arm,
"Get your mom's arm!"
(Vanessa laughs)
Yeah, my mom is amazing, she's the best.
- Hmm? I drank for a reason, sir!
(all laugh)
- My turn.
- You over here trying to call me out, I saw that.
(all laugh)
- God dammit!
- Listen, this whole video is not being shared
with any of our family.
- Oh, I'm sharing it with everybody.
- No, I'm serious, don't do that shit.
- They'll find it anyways on YouTube.
- Alright, anyways, have you ever had sex in my bed?
I will beat the shit out of both of you.
- No, no, no.
- I've never had sex in the house.
- For real?
- How the fuck am I gon' bring anyone home?
- Yeah, right now we do.
Me and my husband, Vanessa and her husband,
- Me, myself, and I, Caleb,
(all laugh)
Caleb, my little brother, and then my dad and mom.
- Yeah. - So eight of us. Chillin'.
- Ew!
- Have you ever heard me having sex?
- Multiple times.
(Natalie laughs)
It's disgusting. It's like, (pounds on table).
- No, one time Natalie, this is in the house,
Natalie walks into the bathroom, (laughs)
- Oh, no, no, don't tell, (laughs), Tammy!
We might have cousins and shit that are watching this.
- Sucks to suck, I'm saying all this shit.
- Oh my gosh!
- But no, Natalie walks into the bathroom,
I just finished peeing, she's like,
"Yeah well let me wash the come out of my vagina."
I literally looked at her like that,
I'm in the bathroom like (squeals).
(Vanessa and Tammy laugh)
- Do not share this with anyone.
(all laugh)
- Yeah, next question, please pick a card, please.
- Please pick a card.
- What's the meanest thing I did to you when we were kids?
Okay, well Nessa locked me in a closet, tied me to a --
- Once, Tammy, geez.
- Yeah, this is once.
So, Nessa tied me to a chair with socks, right,
cause she's evil.
Tied me to the chair with socks, put me in the closet,
then put a sock in my, I will never forget this
- I don't know why I did that.
- What is wrong with you?
- I don't know why I did.
- I'm not done yet.
Put a sock in my mouth, closed the closet door,
and then jammed a chair underneath the door,
and I was just like (moans in distress).
- Oh my God!
- And I was like seven, I was like six or seven!
- It's not like she was in there for days or hours.
- 'Cause I got out and I was like, "Mom!"
- (laughing) Oh my God!
- Which one of us is the most successful,
which one of us is the fuck up.
- So you're the most successful.
- As simple as that.
- Yeah.
- Because she's just thirty and thriving.
- Yeah like, you know how to cook.
- Damn, you know how to cook!
- But who's the fuck up?
- Tammy.
- How you gon' call me the fuck up?
Natalie? - Huh?
- Who's the fuck up?
I need you to be dead honest.
Is it me? Is it fuckin' me?
- Okay, so.
(Vanessa laughs)
- Excuse me?
- Alright, so, are you just gonna accept
that you're the fuck up in our eyes?
- No.
(all laugh)
Okay, which one of us is, (laughs) that's so funny.
Which one of us is the luckiest in love,
and who's the unluckiest?
I'm the unluckiest. I don't like humans.
- Alright, as far as luckiest in love,
I personally feel like I am the luckiest in love,
while me and Fernando's relationship
is nowhere near perfect.
You see my eyes rolling? It's like, alright, let me.
- She said, "let me knock!".
- I just feel like we are,
desperately in love with each other.
- Wow, I almost threw up.
Annoyingly fantastic.
- Like,
"Oh my God, we're gonna get our lives together, together."
(all laugh)
- Who's a team?
- We are!
- Nat's like, "Yay!", and Fernando's
lifting her up in the air, like, "Woo!"
(all laugh)
Garbage.
- How old were you the first time you had sex?
I was 16.
- Damn.
- You callin' me a whore for no reason!
- No, you are a whore.
- How old were you the first time you had sex?
- 18. - 18?
- 19. - Oh, wow.
- Oh, I am a whore.
- Yeah, you are a whore.
(all laugh)
- But it was super fast.
- Really?
- Yeah, super fast. - Wow.
- Yeah.
- I had a very enjoyable first time,
like wonderful, 10 out of 10, would smash again,
actually, but he liked somebody.
- Time to shoot your shot, he might be watching. (laughs)
- Hey. (laughs)
- She's like, (stutters).
(Vanessa and Natalie laugh)
- Nah, we aint gotta do that.
(all laugh)
- Name my favorite sex position, if you can't take a shot.
- I'ma say doggy-style with your nasty ass.
- No, listen, missionary's my favorite position,
it's just so simple and elegant.
- She said, "It's just so simple." (laughs)
- It' so simple, and you know, it's elegant and all.
It's elegant, it's underrated.
- Nah, I'm trying to get my cheeks smashed.
Aggressively.
- Oh, oh my gosh.
Wheelbarrow.
- What?
- ATM bank.
- What the fuck's an ATM bank?
- Just like a girl's standing right there
and he's pushin' buttons.
- What?
- You gotta get the money out.
(Vanessa and Natalie laugh)
- No, I literally don't know
what the fuck you're talking about
- Your turn, Tammy.
- Yeah, your turn Tammy.
- No, it's you.
- So it's your turn.
- Shut up.
I really want her to ask this question so you can't.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it's okay. (laughs)
- Wow.
Who's the sluttiest. (laughs)
- I say it's Vanessa, but that's just me.
- And I say it's Tammy.
- I don't think I'm a slut though.
- Natalie, who's the sluttiest?
- How many partners have you had?
- I has sex at 16 remember? And you were at 19.
- Exactly, so how am I a slut and you're not.
- Because you act like one.
- [Natalie] Remember Thotty Mcthotthot?
- You can't say this on camera!
- But you're asking me so I'm so confused.
You're like "Ahh, good morning, I gotta go get dick today!"
- I'm a whore, but I'm only a whore
with people I wanna be whores with.
- Okay, so here's the thing.
Tammy talks a big fucking game about being a slut,
but you probably have more bodies.
- Exactly.
- And not because you're older, but because,
- Cheers.
- Even by 21, you probably had more bodies than she did.
(Vanessa and Tammy laugh)
- Cheers to family hood, sister hood, (mumbles).
- With your corny ass.
(claps)
- We're not showing this to anyone, don't post it.
- What do you mean? It'll be on YouTube, are you kidding me?
Like, "Oh no, don't show anybody." everyone's gonna see it.
- I'm deleting my Instagram.
(all laugh)