What's going on guys welcome back to some wa-wa-wa-wa wack apps. We're gonna be looking at
ten different weird and wacky apps that you guys all suggested down in the
comments below so remember if you have more apps that I haven't tried yet
put them down in the comments below and I may take a look at some of them and
test them out.
Bryan has collected all these from the comments. First one.
"Bleep Button" *bleep noise* Okay. So start talking and I'm going to try and bleep you.
Bryan: Matthias, ever since I
have been *bleep noise*
*both laugh*
Bryan: The first day I met *bleep noise* you
I really
*bleep noise*
wanted to
and I, couldn't...
Matt: Wait what? You were trying to make me censor you!
Bryan: It's throwing me off cause you're pushing that button it's messing with...
Matt: Well you said the first day I met you
that's what he said the first day I met you
and I bleeped 'met'.
So, it was like, "the first day I bleeped you"
*both laugh*
It's not as great, y'know, because people will be like
"what are you doing stop beeping."
So it's interesting, it's funny. It's not the greatest.
"Bored Button"
Do not press.
Okay so obviously I'm gonna press it.
Should I not press it?
Ahem, do not press.
You pressed it again. Okay punk, press it again.
Okay I'm gonna press it again.
Yeah, that's it. Come on, one more time.
Again.
Do it.
Okay, now you've had your fill. Stop clicking.
You see, this is why we can't be friends.
You're just too selfish.
Grr, now you've asked for it. Do not press the button.
You seem to be immune to my mind control.
Yes.
Time for Plan B. Press it. You know you want to.
Mwahaha! Now let's see if you press it. Loser.
OH!
HA!
I have replaced the button with this penguin. Now what are you gonna do?
Press it.
I hate you.
No seriously, I do.
In that cut off your head with a toothbrush kind of way.
Ew. How would you cut off your head with a toothbrush?
I just kinda wanna win this game. It just keeps going on.
I'm just gonna keep... I'm just... OH MY GOSH!
Aaaaaaaahh!
Oh?! Let's get funky.
Bryan: I mean, they really went far with this.
Matt: Yeah. They went far with that. I had no idea.
Guys download that app if you really are bored.
"iShaverPro"
This is a razor. So...
I mean.
It's not working.
Bryan: Hey, you wanted wack apps. I got you some wack apps.
Matt: But why does an app like this exist? Who made this app?
Settings.
Hair color.
Black, brown, white or grey.
Hair size. Big. Vibration?
*razor buzzing*
Bryan: Op, there it is.
*razor buzzing*
Matt: Why is it doing it down here?
*razor buzzing*
Okay lets try it now. *razor buzzing*
*razor buzzing*
Oh! It's cutting all my hair. It's working so well!
What's the point of this app though?
This is a straight up wack app.
Like. This is a time waster.
This app will waste your life.
I mean this, this whole series really rings true to its name.
These apps will waste your life for real.
"You Stupid"
Thanks. That's insulting. Play.
Get ready.
Nine plus ten? Nineteen?
Six plus three is nin... UGH! I pressed the wrong button!
I said six plus three is nine and then I pressed six.
Continue? Yes.
Get ready. Nine plus ten, nineteen.
Two plus fifteen? Seventeen.
Three plus nine is twelve. Nope it's not.
Bryan: *laughing*
Matt: OH! It was twelve. I just couldn't see it!
*echoing* I'm not the best at maths!
Nineteen. Seven plus five is...
twelve. Eight plus three is
No!
I'm just pressing the wrong button!
Quit laughing, dude!
I haven't been to first grade in like twenty years, all right?!
Chill.
Twenty-two years.
Pokemon quiz, all right.
Y'all are gonna get really really upset because
Pokemon GO is just storming the world, all right?
So essentially, Pokemon GO is like one of the biggest things around right now.
So it's like, if you don't know Pokemon.
Like what are you doing with your life?
Bulbasaur.
Mmm... oh?
Bryan: Ooohhh.
Matt: Ivysaur!
Bryan: Aaahhh.
Matt: Vennn-yu-saur!
Bryan: Venusaur.
Matt: Venusaur. I don't know. Uhh, Charmander.
This one?
Uh, Charizard!
Squirtle!
Uhh.
Bryan: Look at you!
Uh oh. This one. Wartortle!
Uhh, ooh this one, uh Blastoise!
Yes! I know a lot of these actually!
Electabuzz? *booing* Nope.
Uh, Butterfree.
Okay. Ditto... Weedle! Weedle?
Oh this one, it's Kakuna.
That makes sense.
I'm pretty good.
Bryan: I think you're a Poke, like a, lowkey...
Matt: A lowkey Pokemon fan, right?
That one was a cool Pokemon. That was one of my favorite.
But I got it wrong. *booing* *Matthias and Bryan laugh*
Venonat. *booing* Nope.
Bryan: Ninetales!
Matt: Magikarp
Ninetales. Oh, Duh. DUH!
Okay. I think we've established I'm pretty darn good.
Bryan: Yeah.
Matt: I'm pretty darn good. So let's get a like.
Below the video. *laughing*
Let's shoot for like eight likes.
Can we do that guys? Just. Just for how much of a
Pokemon expert I am. Everyone's gonna still be pissed.
Even though I got most of those right. Everyone's gonna be like
*echoing* How do you not know Ninetales? You douche!
Next one is called "Trump Dump"
Beat his wall. Oh gosh.
This is
*slap noise*
Oh you have to go
Oh, I see. *slap noise* Ooohh, I see.
How is this, how is this have anything to do with Trump?
Wuh oh.
Tap.
Ooh! You take a dump and then he turns into a dump?
Beat his wall. Whoaa! *slap noise*
Okay. I see.
I have to just go through his walls.
And. Y'know like he's gonna try and build a wall around
America or some crap like that.
*slap noise* Oh my gosh, I stink at this!
Do you remember when Flappy Bird used to be a thing?
Bryan: I hated that game.
Matt: I hated that game too. It's like. *slap noise*
Bryan: Is it that sensitive? Oh okay.
Matt: All right, I did it. Take a dump, take a dump!
Bryan: Yeah, tap it.
*fart noise*
Matt: Yeaah! *sneezes*
*sneezes again*
Nuugh!
Okay so this is called "Cat Evolution"
When you put two identical cats together they mutate.
Ooh similar to... oh why did it just poop?
Why did it get money for it pooping? Oh my gosh!
It's just generating poops and for some reason
That makes me money. Why, why do you get money when you poop?
Let's merge them.
Look at that, let's merge them. Yeah!
Oooh!
New cat discovered. Foxi-kitten.
Bryan: Oh now you can mate them.
Matt: Ooooh!
Meowne!
Cat-pedia? Oh look. Cat-pedia.
We just go through all the kittens.
Uh oh, we haven't... okay I see how this can get slightly
addicting cause you're like what's next?
What cat is next?
You kinda wanna see. Bryan: Meeeee
Matt: Yeah, there you go.
*musically* da-duh-dah, duh-duh-dah daahh!
Booo... ooh that's an ugly cat.
I'm sorry, Eyebreow.
Wow he's giving me way more coins.
Do you see that?
Bryan: Look at you, you're into the game!
*both laughing*
Bryan: You're into the game!
Matt: Give me more coins, dog!
I wanna collect those poops!
Oh look! If I force him to poop? Look!
Bryan: Oh dude, you're abusing the cat, dude!
Matt: Wait is that abuse?
Oooh! Here we go! Here we go!
Look at these guys! Look at what they're producing!
Watch this!
*musically* Dah-duh-dah-dah duh-dah-dah!
Whhhaa
Purrcupine
Let's see what color he poops out.
Look at him!
Bryan: Those are like angry poops. Look at him he's like
Matt: Yeah dude, the anger poops are coming!
This one's called "Cookie Clicker"
Bryan: Make it rain dude.
So it's just how many times you can click the cookie?
Uuuhhhh!
I get... ooh look how many times I was clicking.
Can I click over here? Yeah.
Bryan: You're at, you hit twenty-per-second.
Matt: No I didn't, I hit thirty.
Bryan: Twenty-Nine point nine.
Both: Thirty-four!
Matt: Thirty-four!
Bryan: Dude, how the heck do you get your fingers to move that fast?
Matt: Yeeaahhh!
Watch this. *rolls tongue*
Bryan: Nah, you're faster with one hand.
Matt: Here, you see how fast you can do it.
You got slow fingers.
Wow, dude. Three-per-second.
Fourteen, fifteen. Wow you haven't even topped fifteen.
This is slightly embarrassing for you.
Bryan: You don't... look at that! You don't feel that there?
Matt: Look!
Bryan: How'd you get it up to thirty-four?
What was my max, like?
Matt: See look, thirty-one.
I got fast fingers dog. *rolls tongue*
This one is called "This is Sand"
Oh, what?
I don't understand what this is.
Oh, I'm just like...
Bryan: Sand art, dude, now get a different color.
Matt: Oooh, it's sand art?
Oooh. My wife did this when we got married.
You see that though?
This actually is quite calming though.
And like, you can like shift it over here. Can you do this?
Oh no, you can't.
Bryan: Okay, okay that's pretty accurate, I get it. It's drizzling off the side.
Matt: Drizzling? And dripping?
Solid stuff doesn't drizzle and drip, dog!
Bryan: Okay so now how'd you describe that. What is that sand doing?
Matt: Running.
Bryan: You really are entranced by this aren't you?
Matt: Yeah, it's actually really really relaxing.
I mean I don't know why but it's just so relaxing.
I'm very... I'm like... wanna take nap now.
*both laughing*
"Kissing Test"
I'm real happy that you picked that one.
Kiss the lips.
Did you test this?!
Bryan: I actually tested it?
Matt: Yes!
Did you test this?
Bryan: You're wondering if you're going to kiss my lips?
Matt: Yes, I'm wondering if I have to kiss your lips right now.
Bryan: My lip residue?
Ah, yes, I did test it.
*groovy music*
Matt: Okay.
*Bryan laughs*
*both laughing*
*kiss noise*
Noo! Come on! It didn't even feel it.
*Bryan giggling in the background*
*kiss noise*
*Matthias' clocks and electronics buzz in the background*
*Bryan giggling in the background*
Romance, sixty-seven percent.
Experience, ninety percent.
Passion, seventy-six percent.
Okay romance, that's great.
Passion, er excuse me, experience, that's awesome.
I do have a lot of experience kissing.
Passion. I'm surprised that's so high because I'm kissing a phone.
Bryan: Dude, stop making out with my phone!
Bryan: OOOHHHH!
*celebratory music*
*Matthias laughing*
Guys make sure you watch the last wack apps
where I took a look at eight apps that would waste your life
similar to these. Check it out, just as funny.
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