Hey guys! It's me, Donkey, with the new Kingdom Hearts 3; it's pretty fun...
Woahhh, how's he up there?
But he's still on the ground!
But how am I uh-falling from the sky?!
Uh oh...
Wha-- Oh, now he's back on the grou--
Oh... What the fuck? Now he's...
How's he... HE'S BACK IN THE AIR?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Now... oh, now he's... in the water!?
WHAT THE FFFFUCK!?
HOW AM I BA--
No...
Nooo...
Don't!
NOOOO--
What, are you stupid? We're not fuckin' racing!
G-- Oh shit, now it's on, here we go...
*laughing*
Who writes this shit?
Oh no...
The door is open...
Oh no...
*gasp*
It's closed, you dumbass!
Oh no, we're too late! She's already a zombie...
You gotta shoot her in the head!
Oh!! ...The door!! ...It's open!!
DOOR'S OPEN!!!
[Kingdom Hearts - Hikari playing]
Danny DeVito?!
"For the gaaaaames..."
...a little bitch?
*gasp* Kevin Spacey?!
He's an actor, you... idiot!
Yeah, I wanna enter "the gaaaaaames!"
Oh my God, he's in the game!
*gasp* They even have my favorite character in here...
...Final Fantasy...
No! It's not a fun game, this is serious...
...especially when you get to the levels with Winnie the Pooh!
Who let the dogs out...
Get back here, you pussy!
...fuck you!!
Boom!
Killed him in one hit.
WHAT?!
Gameshark?
...in Disney's Tarzan!
Pinocchio?! What are you doing in this whorehouse, of all places?!
But why are all these hookers dead? And there's coke everywhere...
I don't wanna play this level.
[Sora] Huh?
PELICAN!!
Get the giraffe on 'em!!
Yeah, get your groove on!
WHAAT?!
...two... three... four... five... six...
But, uh, just between you and me, that wish was a real piece of shit, heh.
Ummm... uhhh...
Spaghetti and meatballs!
Oh, what the fu--!
That's fucked up...
Donald! NO!
No... Goofy!!
NOOOO!!!!
You can't just shoot all the main characters. it's rated E!
No, no... AHHH!!! NOOOO!!!!
*sobbing*
Why'd they have to kill Tarzan?
...Thaaank you.