[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello, everybody.
Welcome back to "Comment Commentary."
Yay!
[CHEERING]
That's my Muppet "Yay."
Yay!
[CHEERING]
We have a special guest today.
Angela, say hi.
Hello.
Angela is here with Make-A-Wish.
I am.
She's making a wish.
I am.
She's checking it twice.
She's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.
That's not how that song goes.
Santa Claus is coming--
I'm Jewish.
I know that's not how that goes.
First, we have a Facebook banner photo--
Ooh!
--right here!
Look at that.
Yay!
Woo!
I wanna learn sign language for "Yay."
We need to learn a little bit about Angela.
Yeah.
Where are you from, Angela?
I am from Miami, Florida.
Hmm.
What's it like?
Hot.
How does it smell over there?
Humid.
How does it feel?
Humid.
[LAUGHTER]
If you could give Miami, Florida a color--
Oh!
I like this.
What color would you give it?
Like, blue-green.
Oh!
Oh, OK.
OK, I like that one.
Is it pretty?
Is it pretty, at least?
It is, actually.
It is pretty.
I hear when you live in Florida, you
have a special knife to cut the atmosphere--
That's true, actually.
--and spread it a little to get a little--
It's in my purse.
Oh!
On behalf of SourceFed, thank you for Florida,
because it gives half of our stories.
It does give us half of our stories.
You're welcome.
And on behalf--
I'm so sorry.
--of Source--
I am so sorry.
No, don't apologize.
You can't apologize.
And on behalf of SourceFed Animation and everyone--
That's a lot of people.
--we're very happy to have you here.
Yeah!
Yeah, welcome.
Thank you.
I'm happy to be here.
I know.
I'm also happy to rub it in my friend's face.
Oh!
Boom!
Take that, Damien.
Friends?
Yeah, Damien, how ya like this?
Sitting with Angela having a great time, Damien.
And where are you?
In your pajamas in your room being dumb?
Yeah, we have hot water here.
That's actually-- I think you nailed it.
Yeah!
I know Damien.
We're friends.
Yeah, definitely.
Who's your favorite host right now?
We found out the Jurassic--
Who's your favorite host?
Me.
Oh!
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OK, so JK Rowling outraged Harry Potter fans
by saying that Harry and Hermione probably
should have ended up together instead of Hermione and Ron.
I never read the books.
I watched a couple of the movies.
But I always thought that Hermione and Harry
we're going to get together.
Right?
They seemed like the two central male and female--
That's what a lot of--
Exactly.
--people said.
Yeah.
A lot of people said that.
Like, that didn't read the books.
They didn't like the books, so they were like, "Oh,
Harry and Hermione."
Wait, so you think it's-- you want to keep it the way it is?
You like Hermione with the red-headed weirdo?
Well, she already wrote it.
She can't really--
That's what I was thinking too.
She can't change it.
I was like, you made that.
That's biased.
But as you were reading it, were you
hoping that Harry would get together with Hermione?
Or what were you hoping?
No, not really.
I always kind of saw them as just best friends, you know?
Yeah!
Friend zone, huh?
They don't have to be together.
I get it.
[LAUGHTER]
Friend zone's fine.
I did it a lot in high school.
It was OK.
It was great.
Steve is well versed in the friend zone.
Yeah, I hung out with a lot of really super pretty British
girl that would be great relationship--
Oh, and they were like, "Oh, Steve, you're so cute.
Someday, you're gonna make someone very happy.
Not today, but someday."
[SOBBING]
What do you think has been some of the best-written love
stories of all time?
Uh--
Ooh.
Uh, Twilight.
Oh no.
No, not Twilight.
Benjamin Franklin-- Time Traveler.
Yeah, that probably--
That was great.
--was the best love story of all time.
Here's the question-- are Ben and Abe ever going
to get together?
Oh.
I don't know.
That's unanswerable.
That's a question for the ages.
Casey of G says, "The opening sequence of Up--"
[GASP]
"Best love story ever."
Oh!
Oh yeah.
It really is.
"And it barely had dialogue."
Yeah, I know.
Pixar is great in doing the "I'm going to tell you
a story that's going to make you sad without using any words."
Yeah, it really is.
They're so good at that.
Just the music--
[SINGING]
Dude, that's Michael Giacchino, and can I tell you what?
I went to a Lost event where he played--
Giacchino had an orchestra there.
They played Lost music and then, towards the end,
they played the Up music.
And I was like, what?
What are you doing, Giacchino?
[LAUGHTER]
David Guidry says, "Legend of the Seeker.
Richard and Kaylan, they kind of had that forbidden love kind
of thing, but still loved each other above all else.
I don't know--
What the hell is Legend of the Seeker?
Is that the movie about the owls?
What?
Oh yeah, that's--
[LAUGHTER]
The Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
I am not ashamed to say that I actually read those books,
The Guardians of Ga'hoole books.
Really?
How are they?
They're about owls.
Um--
[LAUGHTER]
And they're actually, like, really dumb.
Aww.
And everyone thinks they're super smart.
Poor dumb animals.
Well, you want to know why?
It's kind of why I like them.
Because--
They're just freakin' animals.
--Tootsie Pops told us that owls--
That's true.
--were wise.
I had a Beanie Baby that had an owl that had a graduation.
Maybe they are dumb, because it's
the only animal that's ever had to go to college.
You know what?
Angela, I want you to be here for Comment Commentary
all the time.
And I want Ross to sit there, because when
you turn that way--
You see me through the glasses!
No, just his mouth.
Oh.
And it's super huge.
[LAUGHTER]
It's the best.
I read the book Eragon and--
Oh!
Oh, the dragon thing.
I loved that series when I was a kid.
And I read it in, like-- I read it so quickly.
I remember I was on page 75, like, 20 minutes in.
And then I saw the movie, and then
I almost cried because it was so bad.
Aw, bummer.
Oh no!
Don't you hate that?
Can we just do, like, a real quick PSA?
Hollywood, if you're listening--
Oh.
--Angela here is part of the general audience here,
and I just gotta say-- I mean, don't ruin
good books with your stupid movie.
Stop it.
Percy Jackson.
Oh my god.
What else?
Eragon.
Uh, The Bridge Over River Kwai.
Miranda K says, "Chandler and Monica, Chandler and Monica."
Oh!
I get it.
That is one couple that you did not see coming.
And then when it happened, you were like, wow, OK.
Perfect.
You like Friends?
Wasn't it perfect?
I love Friends.
Yeah.
I do love Friends.
I liked having friends.
Oh!
They showed it at 5 o'clock in Miami.
I'd sit there and, like, "Oh, I have homework,
but I have Friends."
I, like, never got into Friends.
I think it was like, I don't know,
it seemed too yuppie to me.
Oh.
But I feel like now that I'm--
Like a bunch of privileged 20-somethings living
in New York City?
That would be Gossip Girl.
Yeah!
Oh, I'm gonna switch with you and I'm gonna be, like,
this is unfathomable.
That a chef-- Monica's a chef as she
has that kind of apartment in Manhattan?
Manhattan.
You gotta be kidding me.
Don't you--
Rent control.
Yes, see?
Because her grandmother--
Oh!
[CHEERING]
Friends, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
If they can explain why that apartment was
affordable by a chef in New York,
then why can't you explain what's
up with the island, JJ Abrams?
Yes!
I was thinking Lost!
What is going on?
In Purgatory?
There's a cork--
It can't just be--
--that Jack pulls out?
--an actual island.
And then all of a sudden--
Don't do that.
--all this stuff drains out--
Make it some--
--and he dies?
--weird metaphor for--
Why?
--what's going on.
It doesn't make any sense.
Give us some answers.
There's a polar bear--
Star wipe!
Smoke monster!
Star wipe!
What was the smoke monster?
We don't know!
Was it, like, magnetic powder?
Star wipe.
Was the island rent controlled?
Give us that.
Definitely.
What happened to Walt?
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OK, cyborg cockroaches.
Hey!
Yeah!
Where?
I don't-- well, what would your--
Here.
What would your cyborg bug sidekick be?
Oh!
Oh.
This story is--
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
That was my question.
It's a great question.
Specifically, 'cause I was, like--
Sure, it's a great question.
I want a cyborg bug sidekick.
That's the only reason.
I want that.
But not a cockroach.
I want a caterpillar, I've decided.
'Cause the inching across would be like-- like,
the comedy between you and the caterpillar as he's inching--
Sure.
If you were, like, "Let's go!
Come on, Henry!
Move it!"
And he was like, "I'm sorry!"
I want the one that rolls poop around,
'cause then it could roll around a big ol' poop
and then I could scare people.
That's a bug?
Is that a--
Yeah, dung beetle.
--dung beetle?
Oh!
Why do you know that off the top of your head?
I'm sorry.
I like to watch the National Geographic and the Discovery
Channel.
It's also Steve's spirit animal.
I like to watch the Discovery Channel, where
entertaining programs are on constantly, 24-7.
Discovery.com.
Let's check if he has a nosebleed.
[LAUGHTER]
Yeah, what is your sidekick?
Probably like a praying mantis, 'cause those things--
Oh!
Real cool.
Yeah, praying mantises are awesome.
Yeah, that's solid. 'Cause then you can also--
And it could eat the heads of your enemies.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Wait, in Miami, are they bigger?
Because I feel like everything, like bugs and stuff,
is bigger in Miami.
No, that's Texas.
Our mayor is a bug.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I wasn't supposed to tell you that, actually.
Yeah, that's a Florida secret.
How big are they out there?
Like this?
Where am I--
They're actually about, like, your size.
Oh!
[SCREAM]
Cody131Coops says, "A giant cyborg ant.
That way, he could carry, like, 3,000 times his regular weight.
He'd lift a bus full of children."
What are you doing with a bus full of children?
Hopefully, you're saving them.
I hope he's saving them.
Yeah, that's the idea.
I think that's the idea, unless the ant wants
to eat the bus full of children.
It would.
"Hello!
I'm your cyborg ant friend!"
[LAUGHTER]
"Can I have a bus full of children?"
I feel like my dog would talk like that.
Oh yeah, really?
Yeah.
What kind of dog do you have?
OK, I have two dogs--
Ugh.
One of them's like a golden retriever and she's huge,
but she's kind of dumb.
Aren't golden retrievers kind of dumb?
Yeah, I think--
They're supposed to be smart, but she's, like, really goofy.
Hey, put a graduation cap on her.
It works for owls.
Mastersoracles says, "Spiders can get almost anywhere
and can be very stealthy, so some smallish,
known to be harmless spider."
Oh, that's-- OK.
Aren't they more poisonous the smaller they are?
Yeah!
Yeah.
They totally are.
I heard a rumor, and I've also heard that this isn't true,
so I'm gonna share it.
Daddy Longlegs are the most poisonous spider,
yet their teeth are so fragile that they can't break the skin.
I think it's their mouth is so small.
You know what?
Oh.
I know of one even more poisonous--
the Mommy Shortlegs.
Oh my god.
Star wipe.
Do a star wipe.
[LAUGHTER]
Mommy Shortlegs sounds like a brand of pastry I would buy.
So they could have Baby Meh-legs.
[LAUGHTER]
Moses Torrescano-- I'm sorry, your name.
No, we do it every time.
"I'd go with the rhino beetle 'cause
it's about as close to a triceratops as you can get."
Yeah!
Oh!
Wow, that's sweet.
I dig it.
If you get a giant cyborg rhino beetle,
you're pretty much riding around on a triceratops.
You're good.
Yeah, you pretty much are.
You're set.
But how would you control him?
Why would you need to?
Oh!
You, uh-- satellite?
Maybe he's like your muscle.
There you go.
Like, he's the guy that's like, "If you don't get with me,
Giant Rhino Beetle's gonna--"
[LAUGHTER]
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Plastic bread at Subway?
Oh no!
Apparently, Subway agrees to stop
using gross chemicals in their bread.
And now, what about the rest of their food,
we asked in the description.
And the question was, "Do you think
this is a big deal or not, that there
might be rubber in your bread?"
There might be rubber.
Here's the thing-- Steve, you walk to the Subway everyday.
I do.
I love it.
I love eating my subbie.
He loves the Subway.
And I even ate a Subway sandwich in this video.
That you continued to eat, even though--
That I continued to eat, regardless of--
Well, they took the plastic out of it, right?
Or has that not--
No.
--gone into effect?
No.
I had real weird poops this morning.
OK.
Well, it's weird, 'cause in the corner
it said, "Made in Taiwan," down on the bottom.
Right in the corner of the bread, it just--
No, on my poop.
Oh, OK.
The rubber stamp sealed it.
I feel like you should look into that.
Maybe I should.
I feel like you should too.
I might wanna get that looked at.
I feel like, here's the thing-- I eat a lot of things
that I'm, like, I don't want to know what's in this.
Like, I think we could-- Cheeto dust?
Hot dogs?
Yes!
Hot dogs.
Oh.
I--
Oh my god--
Shh, no.
I don't want to know.
No, you are right.
Because hot dogs-- it's like, it's literally--
I think if you look in the ingredients, one of them
is just "variety meats."
[GROANING]
OK, so like, that could be nose.
Oh no, I can't-- but you still eat the hot dog, right?
Yeah.
Of course you do.
I did the other day.
Corn dog on a stick is my favorite.
Hot dog on a stick is just a wiener on a stick.
Well, no, but hot dog on a stick is a corn dog.
Oh, is that what hot dog on a stick is?
Yeah.
That's exactly what that is.
Well, what-- why isn't it called a corn dog on a stick, then?
Because Big Corn didn't want to be associated with it.
Oh.
Big Corn.
Oh.
They're dangerous.
All right, Emily Groce-- or "Gross," heh heh-- says--
"Grachay."
"Grachee."
"Grazie!"
Emily Grazie!
Says, "This kind of makes we want to puke.
Our family tradition when I was younger was Subway Saturday
and we'd all get a Subway sandwich
and take it to the park for a family picnic for years."
Emily.
"Every Saturday I was eating a chemical found in rubber.
Let me go barf now."
Lady, I don't even know if you know
the kind of things you put in your body.
Probably--
I know!
Isn't, like, margarine butter or something--
Yeah.
--the fake butter, like one ingredient away
from being plastic?
I think it is.
Yeah.
Really?
And I think Red Bull--
It's butter.
--has some gross stuff in it too.
There's a lot of stuff that has gross stuff in it.
Yeah, like taurine.
Most processed foods are gross.
Yeah.
And delicious.
[LAUGHTER]
Those pictures of a McDonald's hamburger
that's been sitting on the counter--
Oh yeah.
--for four years.
And it looks exactly the same.
No mold--
Well, I don't know--
--whatsoever.
--if this is a rumor or not, but they did
say that McDonald's hamburgers had, like, formaldehyde
in it or something.
Oh yeah, same with their fries.
I'm sure it did, but again, like,
is it gonna stop me from driving--
No, ma'am.
--Del Taco in the middle of night?
Probably not.
They're gonna be, like, handing it to me.
It's gonna get to the point where people
are gonna sue so much that they're gonna be,
like, "Here's your Taco Bell taco.
Just so you know, there's a blatant amount
of chemicals in there."
And I'm like, "Fantastic."
"Blah, blah, blah, blah."
"Is there tomatoes as well?
Thank you so much."
Yeah, and it's like, there's those super health food
advocates out there that are laughing at us, going,
like, "Ha ha, your quality of life sucks."
But you know what?
You're eating paper, bro.
And you're eating things that don't taste good.
So why don't you enjoy your tasteless life.
It's not even--
That's not true, actually.
I do like kale.
It's not even like eating paper.
It's like-- like, a lot of the stuff they cook is good.
Like, my friend's mom is really into all the organic
and all that.
And it tastes really good, but it's just so much work.
That's exactly it!
Also, super expensive too, right?
Super expensive.
It's not fair.
My sister's one of those.
My sister-in-law is, like, very much--
but she's in the kitchen 20-- like,
as she's cleaning up breakfast, she's
like, "Let's start on lunch."
Yeah, I know.
It's a journey.
I was thinking about getting a food processor.
Like, one of those machines where
you can throw a whole orange in, peel and all,
and get a delicious drink out of it.
And I was thinking, this sounds amazing.
Like, my friend has one.
He makes hummus--
Oh.
Oh!
You can even make ice cream with it.
Oh!
And, it moves so fast that it can even heat soup.
Yeah, soup.
I know what it's called.
Whoa!
That's the tits.
Right?
But the cleanup is a son of a bitch, apparently.
Oh, yeah.
And that's what makes it the worst thing in the world.
And also, you're buying fruit and fresh stuff constantly
and it goes bad quickly.
There's just no winning in this health food war.
The moral of the story is that we're all,
like, "Just keep eatin' that crappy stuff."
The fact remains, is that it's so much easier that instead
of going to the grocery store and picking some fresh fruit
and filling that basket full of delicious good-for-you
products--
Oh no.
--it's way easier to get in your car, sit on your butt,
and go through the drive-through at McDonald's and get
a delicious Big Mac sandwich.
This is like the best TED talk I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Thank you.
It's all about ease of access, all about ease.
There's an app for that.
Is there an app for that?
I dunno.
[LAUGHTER]
Star wipe.
Aah!
"Ah ha!
Not in Europe or the UK--" oh my god-- "--Azodicarbonamide--"
Nice!
Ooh!
Nailed it.
"--or E927--"
Nailed that one too.
[LAUGHTER]
"--is banned for use as a food additive here."
Yeah!
This is one--
That's what I've heard.
--that America, like the FDA will let anything in there,
but in Europe they're like, "No, you can't poison our people."
Yeah!
Europe is like-- there's a lot of face products
that I use that are apparently banned in Europe.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh goodness.
What a weird mixed-up advocacy program this has been.
I know, it has.
Just so you know, get your cyborg bug underway,
figure that out, and then make sure you eat healthy,
but only if you want to.
And only if you have the time or energy.
Yeah, or if you're not lazy at all.
Mm-hmm.
There you go.
The more you know.
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And that's been it.
Guys, thank you so much for joining us
for Comment Commentary!
Thank you.
Yay!
Thank you Angela for joining us.
Yay, thank you.
It was wonderful.
Wasn't she was great, guys?
I know!
Wasn't she wonderful?
Angela, you're my new best friend.
No, don't.
Oh, never mind.
No, no, no.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
We're sorry about this.
I'm so sorry.
No, don't-- don't let him--
No, no?
--lock eyes with you.
No?
No, not--
Dude, I am a good best friend.
Look away, look away.
We'd go to McDonald's every day, pretty much.
We'd walk to Subway.
You want to switch seats?
I got a lot of cool toys and video games.
Hey, I got PS4.
Oh, oh.
Don't let him tempt you with anything.
You can run whenever you want.
I'll block him.
What do we-- what do we got coming up this weekend?
Coming up this weekend, we got a lot of stuff.
We got bloopers, I'm sure.
Uh-huh.
We have "Five Things--"
"Five Things."
"--You Missed This Week" again.
We have a lot of different fun with that, actually.
Check that out.
And over on the NERD channel, we got
a movie show coming up where Trisha and I go see The LEGO
Movie.
Ooh!
Oh, The Lego Movie!
Very excited to see that.
It's weird, because a lot of people are saying, like,
"Eh, I don't know," but it looks amazing to me.
The cast is phenomenal.
The cast is great.
The cast is phenomenal.
Phil Lord and that other guy, I can't remember his name--
Will Farrell.
No.
I just really hope--
Who worked on--
--that they don't ruin it, 'cause
I read The Lego Movie book.
Yeah.
I just, I don't want that to happen.
It had so much detail.
And the love story alone--
Oh my god.
--between Batman and the LEGO.
Ahh.
Batman and the LEGO.
[LAUGHTER]
"You have to accept our love."
Well, also, we--
Yes!
We love you guys very much.
Thank you so much for coming.
Thanks.
All right, say goodbye.
Bye!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Now Angela, I want to take you to this great pizza place here.
It's delicious.
Don't let him.
Um, you know--
It's not an actual pizza place.
Also, I have a whole--
He just sits you--
--LEGO Shire--
You don't have to do it.
--thing that I haven't built yet.
It would be really fun--
You know--
--if we could like, build the LEGO set.
I made plans with Lee.
Oh!
Yeah, ooh.
Oh, that's tough to hear, isn't it?
Oh, it's so tough.
I'm just--
It's so tough to hear.
I get it.
[MUSIC PLAYING]