- Okay, meal plan is finished.
Oh yeah. Don't waste your time with that.
Who are you?
I'm you.
But on a Friday, the exhausted, disillusioned,
hopeless version of yourself.
Nope. This week I have a plan.
Yeah, you're the, I have a plan and I'm gonna stick to it,
but I'm here to say you're wasting your time.
No, I'm not.
Your son is gonna have a surprise extra practice.
What day is that?
And then your daughter forgot to tell you
she has an 8:00 PM game.
Ooh, that's late.
So you're gonna be throwing chicken nuggets
into the backseat twice this week.
Well, at least I'll have my workouts to keep me centered.
Yeah, you'll work out on Monday.
Just finished.
Then you're gonna be so sore
you're gonna have to sit out a few days.
I went hard on the squats.
It was the squats wasn't it?
Then your period's gonna start out of nowhere,
because that's where we are right now.
That would explain why I ate the three year old,
bitter baking chocolate I found in the pantry last night.
But it's fine.
You'll be good.
Fine.
What are you doing?
Just replying to my friends.
We're gonna have a girl's night on Friday.
Have I taught you nothing?
What do you mean?
You are the, this is gonna be different version of us.
Yeah.
When have you ever, ever, ever wanted to put a bra on
for a dinner out on a Friday night?
I will. I totally will.
Trust me, that bras gonna come off
around 4:30 and you're not gonna wanna leave the couch.
But our New Year's resolution was
to get out more and connect with new friends.
You want new friends?
Of course. Yes.
Do you?
I mean.
Listen, I wanna get out of my comfort zone.
Cool.
I can be an extrovert if I need to.
I can go out and be social.
Of course.
We just love people.
Yes.
But do you love people after five on a Friday?
I do tend to be exhausted.
It's a long week.
So many conference calls.
And there are about seven you haven't even heard of yet.
Seven conference calls.
They're the absolute worst.
So you're saying that I should scrap the meal plan?
Yeah.
And make up an excuse to skip Friday drinks.
That's my girl.
You know what?
No.
(scoffs) No.
Maybe I like to ignorantly start my week with some hope.
You tell yourself whatever you need to.
Not gonna throw in the towel on a Monday.
I'll see you right here real soon.
I'm even gonna make plans for Saturday.
Not gonna happen.
You're gonna be right here
in your period pants watching TikTok.
Don't say, I didn't warn you.
And scene.
Don't you hate when the Monday version
of you makes plans and then the plans are for Friday
and you get to Friday and you're like, who did that?
Who committed to leaving the house on a Friday evening?
This was inspired by a recent Friday evening
when I had committed and made dinner reservations.
It was with my husband, it was a date night.
I loved every minute of it.
But when I tell you my body was rejecting a bra
and a waistband, it was like, what are you doing to me?
This is unnatural.
Stop what you're doing.
So, yeah.
So that's what inspired this.
What are you doing tonight?
Huh? You going out?
Or are you sitting on the couch
scrolling TikTok without a bra.
I don't, I shouldn't probably know about your undergarments.
Don't tell me about your undergarments.
I don't wanna know about your undergarments.
But anyway.
Bye.
So in creating this gorgeous makeup look, I went to the hair
and makeup department, which is my bathroom counter.
So my eyeliner, I love it,
it stays put, but I realize I couldn't even smudge it.
So here's what I'm doing.
I'm just kind of doing this.
Then I'm putting
(laughs) my favorite sunscreen on.
Really close to my eyes.
What do you think, guys?
Is that doing it?
Is that givin' Friday?
Is that too much?
How's that look?
It's so I, is that, does that look terrible?
I don't know. I'm not good at this.
Whoever does her hair and makeup should be fired.
It's me.
I'm the problem.
It's me.
What do you think of my makeup?
- It's getting.
Oh yeah, you look great.
It's like the, it's the smokey look?
Is that what we're going for?
- A smokey eye. - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Okay.
- I wore this thing.
- Yeah?
- Every day in the pandemic.
- This was, oh, that was your comfy. Yeah.
- Every day of the pandemic, if I wasn't shooting a video
and then I would put it back on.
But this was, aw.
- I like your handwriting.
- That was trying to-
- I know, like you generally have such good handwriting.
It's hard for you to try to be bad, I bet.
So anyway, I think you should walk around
like this for the rest of the day.
I do.
I think it's a good look for you.
- Thanks. - Yeah.
- So you're gonna be throwing chicken nuggets
into the backseat.
(Kim laughs)
Is that right?
The backseat?
Of course. Yes.
- [Producer] A little more believable.
(Kim laughs)
Kim, I know this is a stretch for you.
- I don't, no.
- [Producer] I know you don't want any new friends.
- My friends are full.
Full on friends.
Of course. Yes.
I can't even, it sounds like I'm lying.
(Kim and Producer laugh)
I want new friends.
My eyes start twitching when I say it.
Like I cannot.
I'm the worst actress.
A, because I'm not a good liar.
This is the problem. Ready?
- [Producer] Say your line.
- 'Sup.
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