>> Ken: WOW.
AGAIN -- AGAIN, I JUST HAVE TO THANK JAMES CORDEN AND THE REST
OF THE STAFF FOR HAVING ME TONIGHT.
THIS IS REALLY AN HONOR.
THIS IS MY FIRST LATE NIGHT SHOW GUEST HOSTING, SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THIS IS SIR JAMES' DESK!
( DING ) ( LAUGHTER )
OKAY, THAT'S OLD.
YOU MAY REMEMBER FROM MY MONOLOGUE I MENTIONED THAT
BEFORE I GOT INTO COMEDY I WAS A PRACTICING DOCTOR FOR SEVEN
YEARS.
AND THE THING I MISS MOST ABOUT THAT IS HELPING PEOPLE.
IT'S TALKING TO PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR SYMPTOMS.
WHICH IS WHY, FOR THIS NEXT BIT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN TO
TURN THE CAMERAS AROUND AND GIVE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, AN
OPPORTUNITY TO ASK ME ANY MEDICAL QUESTION YOU MIGHT WANT
ANSWERING.
THIS IS "MEDICAL Q&A WITH DOCTOR KEN."
( DING ) ( BAND PLAYING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WELL, THIS IS EXCITING.
AND I JUST WANT TO REMIND EVERYONE AT HOME, THESE ARE REAL
PEOPLE WITH REAL QUESTIONS.
FROM A FAKE CELEBRITY.
( LAUGHTER ) ALL RIGHT?
SO, OKAY, FIRST UP ON THE LIST.
WHERE IS JENNIFER H.?
YES, HI, JENNIFER!
YOU STAND UP.
STAND UP.
( APPLAUSE ) HOW YOU DOING?
>> MY QUESTION IS HOW TO YOU TREAT REFLUX AFTER YOU'VE TRIED
PUMP INHIBITERS, H TWO ANTAGONISTS AND ANTACIDS?
>> Ken: WOW, GREAT QUESTION BECAUSE AFTER TRYING ALL THE
REFLUX THERAPIES, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TAKE FOR REFLUX?
AT THIS POINT, IT'S BEST TO GO TO A GASTROENTEROLOGIST, MAYBE
GET AN ENDOSCOPY AND SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON WITH
SAID SYMPTOMS AND IF THERE'S NOTHING GOING ON YOU MAY NEED
CONSERVATIVE TREATMENT, NOT EATING THREE HOURS BEFORE BED,
STICK TO PROTEIN, VEGETABLES AND LESS OF CARBS AND RICH FOODS.
DROP THE MIC!
I'M THE REAL DEAL!
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REAL DEAL!
I JUST SAVED A LIFE!
( PIANO RIFF ) ALL RIGHT.
TOMMER.
>> WHEN I STUDY FOR MY EXAMS, I HAVE ANXIETY.
WHAT CAN I DO NOT TO HAVE THE ANXIETIES?
>> Ken: I'M THINKING OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD, DO YOU HAVE,
LIKE, RICH PARENTS OR SOMETHING?
YOU CAN JUST DROP OUT, DOCTOR'S ORDERS.
BUT I WOULD SAY, HONESTLY, IT'S COMING FROM A GUY, I HAD TEST
ANXIETY IN MED SCHOOL.
I ACTUALLY FAILED THE MEDICAL BOARD EXAMS THREE TIMES IN MED
SCHOOL.
THOSE TESTS ARE RACIALLY BIASED.
THEY ARE.
AGAINST ASIAN STUDENTS WHO DON'T STUDY VERY HARD.
BESIDE THAT -- ( LAUGHTER )
BUT I WOULD SAY, KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.
THE MORE TIME YOU DO IT, THE MORE YOU TAKE TESTS.
IT'S LIKE RIDING A BICYCLE.
YOU FALL DOWN BUT YOU GET BACK UP.
YOU PREPARE, TO THE BEST YOU CAN, YOU HAVE A JEAN JACKET.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
NOTHING TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
NICE JACKET!
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE SELF-DIAGNOSING THEMSELVES BY
GOOGLING THEIR SYMPTOMS?
>> James: YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THEM, ARE YOU?
GUYS, STOP, SERIOUSLY.
AS A FORMER DOCTOR WHO DOESN'T PRACTICE ANYMORE, IT'S BECAUSE,
PATIENTS, STOP GOING LING YOUR ( BLEEP ).
IT NEVER WORKS.
YOU THINK YOU'RE HELPING US OUT.
IT DOESN'T HELP.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I LOOKED IT UP, I HAVE RIGHT SIDE PAIN, IT'S AN
OVARIAN CRIST.
CRIST -- OVARIAN CYST.
STOP IT YOU'RE A DUDE.
IT'S GOOD FOR ADJUNCT, ANCILLARY KNOWLEDGE.
DON'T GOOGLE.
IT WILL ONLY MAKE YOU MORE UPSET.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THE DOCTOR SAYS, GET A SECOND
OPINION.
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, BUY A NEW JACKET.
THANK YOU.
IF I DIDN'T GET TO YOUR QUESTIONS, PLEASE CONSULT
ANOTHER NON-TV DOCTOR.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
THANK YOU, GUYS!
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