- What?
Oh my God.
This one's so bad.
Burn it.
Hey, I'm Huddy and today I'm gonna be reading thirst tweets.
(groovy music)
I have literally no idea what people say about me online.
I'm nervous.
Oh, no.
Oh my God, we're already off to a gnarly start.
"Yeah, sex is good,
but have you ever listened to Huddy's new song?"
True. Okay, I've read the word sex,
I thought this was gonna go like somewhere crazy.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
Have you ever had sex while listening to a Huddy song
is the real question.
Aw, this one's sweet, actually.
"Lil Huddy is the most beautiful man in TikTok."
Not on? In.
I'm inside of TikTok.
I live there.
Wow, this one's long.
"OMFG look at every detail of him the eyebrows,"
the eyebrows?
"The eyes, the nose, the lips, and the hair.
Chase Hudson, you're perfect in every single detail.
I have no more compliments for you."
Wow, damn.
Okay, none of these have been too bad so far.
I'm like, thank God.
"I would like to preface this
by saying that I, too, am disappointed in myself,
but I would absolutely encourage vampire Lil Huddy
to bite me, help."
"Nobody," and this says nothing.
"Literally not a single soul," still nothing.
"Not even their mom.
Me, the way Chase Hudson inhales air is so sexy."
Thanks.
(laughs)
(slow romantic music) (inhales)
(Huddy and staff laughing)
"I'd let Chase Hudson call me repulsive."
Trista, you are so repulsive.
"I'd let Huddy tap it
only if he was fresh out of the barber shop." (laughs)
I actually, I'm, I'm pretty fresh out of the barbershop.
I'm not gonna lie.
I got my hair done today too, so you know, what's up?
"I would like Chase Hudson,"
oh, she referred to me by my name, how sweet.
"I would like Chase Hudson
to shove his tongue down my throat.
Okay, goodnight."
She has such a way with words.
Thank you, Meg.
I appreciate it.
Oh.
Can I say this word out loud?
"Damn, just another day of being horny for Huddy."
It's perfect sentence.
"Chase Hudson can have my children.
No cap on God, low key, high key,"
and then a shitload of letters.
How many?
Four?
How many kids we talking?
Okay. I can't even, this one says,
"I know Lil Huddy is an army,
so respectfully he can hold my left nut."
(beeps)
What? (staff laughing)
This is, this is hilarious.
"I want Huddy to top me."
See, you know what?
I gotta put this phone down.
I can't do this. (beeps)
No, they get worse.
They get (beeps) worse.
"Chase Hudson rail me challenge."
Oh, challenge accepted.
Honestly, dude.
Next one.
"Huddy, let me eat that ass like a sausage McGriddle
or whatever the tweet says."
What tweet says?
What?
"Lil Huddy, eat my ass like a mince pie at Christmas."
"Huddy daddy, bite me, choke me,
spit on me, step on me, I beg."
Okay.
"I would like to get on my knees and suck for Chase Hudson."
Oh my God.
This is the last one.
We've made it.
We've made it to the very end.
This one's the worst.
"Chase Hudson," I can't even read this.
"Chase Hudson, I am nothing but a Jabba the slut for you.
Please use your (beeps) as a lifesaver to destroy my hole.
Darth Vader might be Luke's father,
but Chase, you are my daddy."
Burn it.
Just take her phone.
Just honestly, just delete the number.
I can't even, I'm deleting Twitter now, actually.
(laughs)
It's crazy.
Thank you guys for watching.
This was an awesome experience.
I'm questioning everything.
When you say things that are on Twitter out loud,
blows my mind.
It's, it's crazy.
Thank you guys for watching.
Check out my new single, "Slowly Healing"
now available on Spotify.
(slow groovy music)