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like I didn't think about because we're
not doing commentary today right as that
Ben says his voices but I have a throat
infection but my voice isn't super fun
but it feels like it could be so we're
gonna start with the ad can confirm
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door front oh man I can hear you you're
stuffy mm-hmm man my allergies were
terrible yesterday this is the third
time you said that I would like to point
that out that's the first time I've
heard it
God as I was printing this [ __ ] off
because I had to write the ad at the
last second because we've wished the
wrong one last time cuz they got the
wrong script so I had to write this
literally like just a little bit ago
great perfect I'm sure I'm sure there's
no errors okay
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animation one intro I hit the top heroes
come in many different forms
arrows come a different form some are
heroic protectors justice and kakashi
hatake the 6/6 oh you know Hokage what
this your word dude that's my word the
sixth Hokage
sick it'll be fine
and kakashi hatake the sixth Hokage what
Christie catch you up he had a line that
was the sixth and I don't know what this
is like I've been seven years ago it's
like eight years ago nine years this is
like season one year one all right here
we go
six what and Kakashi Hatake the sick
book well now you got me like
self-conscious about I'm sorry I was
perfectly fine before you all right I
thought I stopped because I thought I'd
mispronounced Hatake and Kakashi Hatake
the sixth Hokage of the hidden sixth
Hokage of the hidden leaf does it build
it the sixth Hokage of the hidden leaf
and mentor to Naruto yes good all right
cool right it is train different whoa
Blake if he wanted to he could get jizz
stuck in your head boomstick crus what
it's a type of music those aliens in
Jabba's palace were playing it this is
real good god and it's in the movie so
Disney can't get rid of it cool
animation three I just a class that I
was gonna go and do like a guinea horse
pose and then I thought about it and I
was like when you first do the original
dad
they did they did something similar it
wasn't up here was down here is it Yeah
right I'm pretty sure there's like Jase
in gold oh we're doing this for learning
important thing the boot today that you
know super sentai poses they always have
like the parallel
yeah symmetrical poses but your horse
did not they just did whatever they
wanted I've stolen boots its entire beer
horde and placed it in a secure room
with 200 tons of TNT hey wait what we
see on screen explodes no do you feel
anything just thirsty sober and pissed
off right now it says a boozy punch this
quiz here just thirsty sober and punchy
I like me writing down each thing say
thirsty sober punch
wham boomstick leaning down and coming
back up and rifling through Wiz's wallet
what is every condom in here from four
years ago
look at the expiration no that's the
name I've not heard in a long time I
love a good OB one liner strap in
there's gonna be a lot of buns with this
hello that I have a bad feeling about
this
I have a bad feeling about this it comes
out very weird yeah alright okay we all
you know like Johnny Depp morning are
you gonna happens I've got me a bad
feeling about this today including the
duranium Armour of General Grievous what
is the collection thing another
lightsaber to add to my collection then
he shows all the lightsabers to the
people who can telekinetically move
things that they're mine
[Laughter]
by gathering electric truck neva chakra
he becomes capable of piercing just
about anything even a bulge of actual
lightning take that nature man croaks
you once again now excuse me well I
spray this aerosol can for no reason
boomstick it's a terrible idea what
can't hear you over the aerosol spray
not without both previous amateur you
can't do that
oh yeah then why are my pants rising is
your what pants ready I said what were
his hands before and battled the Sith
Anakin sky mean Darth Vader spoilers
he told Luke Skywalker that the only way
to ever become a Jedi would be to kill
his own father yeah I wish I hadn't
killed my father
oh yeah by the way where's they finally
found him Obito's I wasn't an ordinary
one he was a new chief he was in a
chia-chia and coochie huh he was in
quiet
Moochie ha muji ha
he was an Uchiha this is the shara guy I
don't know what's going on anymore oh my
god he became a teacher in this few
generation of ninja helped him learn
that his dad was right all along
friends do come first unless they're a
little [ __ ] like Wiz
[Laughter]
know what unless they blow it blow your
beer wake up dude do the wake up
overtime
Andy's caught and sliced sliced why
Kakashi of the Sharingan is nothing if
not full of surprises just watch your
ass
Kakashi this young gun is someone you
want to watch your ass around it's the
ending line I'm down you know positive
but Kenobi's brilliant speed
overwhelming force and greater level of
power won this bout in the end
Oh b1 so beautifully simplistic good job
Liam I'll be one
[Music]
[Laughter]