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and like i guess we're back
to we live right now
yep such fun now the first question is
where should i put it
in the chunk i'd stick it in the lasagna
or
okay joe you like my ham puppet binky
joe doesn't know how to do this kind of
stuff
does he is this something that you have
to do right now
right into your soft navel hey look at
me bird jingles president trump do you
need to hold papa's hand
will someone answer the phone the phone
get the phone what there's no phone
that's ringing
no right there the ringing i don't hear
any ringing
oh boy oh what do i do oh no are you
embarrassed
i'm mortified yep chris i would like to
use
the c word caring
but chunks butt chunks butt chunks
caring really what'd you think i'd say i
don't feel that's safe with a lot of
people chunks
i hope someone has an epipen because i'm
frighteningly allergic to corn
oh wait a minute then now we buy the
corn
instance white guys hey you know what
that sound
and president means you're up first just
your favorite nickname for yourself
cougarheart
your favorite bill the gas bill i'd say
your favorite animal sound
your favorite scent to smell on a lover
ashtray
your favorite place to meet ex-circus
performers clown shed
oh great vice president biden your turn
now
your favorite shape stick
your favorite movie show girls
your favorite body part nostrils
your favorite meat penguin and your
favorite form of arthritis
i think gout that is correct five
favorites
good job that wasn't bad you know in the
90s he called the pagers
stupid pagers yeah and he did it all the
time
he said stupid not good
i would never say that because someone
could hear
it was simple
one whiskey chris you think you'll find
a moose in a grove of wheat
well that just depends on whether his
horns are horns
see it's all about the horns now some
people have horns
uh for humans you see and they usually
slip on down into sinbad's whole
that toxic sewer and nobody should be in
there
you know except for the horrifying
bleach bird oh
you don't say oh but today we're going
to make a
a pig roll in a pumpkin down in brazil
you know what
for most brazilians frogs have to go in
the breakfast series
block your face toad's a lot better than
too many uh about what's popping in
brazil spoiler dad they eat frogs okay
hey guys sorry to make it about me but
my youngest
nephew kevin told me i found some really
good frosting
it's icing no it's frosting if you cut
icing frosting you should beat yourself
trust me i am yeah i'd like your flesh
everywhere oh no you're worse than 300
itchy sweaters howdy folks yeah i'll hit
your dead eyes 40 times
no say you would never yo i don't even
know those people who snowboard and go
off and have a big day
you okay man why are you so psycho whoa
whoa
stop it so you agree that he should stop
then no both of you okay
yeah you cow uh some fat
no you're not fat you see i was only
described
you bruised my big old body today with
that sinner's mouth
with all of his spiritless energy yeah i
will go to top
sounded kind of wrong because of bruises
i think because i rode on the sea
serpent
it's kind of hard to believe you're the
hopes of the village
chris if you cooked i probably wouldn't
chew anything i would just spit it
because i oh
hey pork chops what are you looking at
huh
sorry i just remembered my dream from
last night there were these
little tiny meat people who are my
favorite friends though i admit they
were real oily
and they were like good job papa and
then what happened was they brought home
the little baby
and the little crumpet came for me and
drew its pitchfork
i could do that chris am i pointing at
me
right now i am not super great at
pointing you're pointing at you
i'm not trying to point at me right now
a blank form is to where i
point it's real hot and veiny and kind
of probably it's real hot and provoly
it's what yeah okay chris one day he
came up and burped behind me
and then blew it up that wasn't broken
he wasn't burping
that was that was the wind that shoots
up in a sexier way no
you get it i do i do get
to it it's time for the most important
part of the night okay
we'll give you various situations and
scenarios and then you both
act them out get it okay going first
we've got papa pizza johan
you questioned what your wife bought you
for your birthday i have to own a spider
tank
you're more upset than that
i have to have to own a spider tank you
spot your neighbor a proctaflecticus
blubberman hey blubberman
a man who thinks his candy is alive
hey i have these gummies and all these
gummies have
brain a romantic movie scene with harry
styles
wait harry your worst possession what
you have in your pocket is my heart and
sweetie
i would like you to put it back a
homicide detective just learning that
all of the victim's stomachs contain
words that have been cut out of
magazines
that's weird i think these were people
that were on a paper diet
you send your baked potato back to the
kitchen needs more nutmeg
your favorite sesame street character is
going through a rough time during the
holidays
big bird cried in my stuffing saturn
big bird cried in my stomach nice you
don't want anyone to know it was you
guys i think it was a dog who farted
you cut tiny strips of paper to accent
the miniatures in your dollhouse
now i have scraps that'll fit in the
little typewriter
right after watching the movie babe your
girlfriend asked what you want for lunch
well not a hot dog i i'll never touch it
again
i'm done with that you're a cop who just
cut his partner trying to steal
diamonds from the evidence room de santo
the ice you gotta leave the ice
tony the diamonds are fake they're not
even actually oh wait no they're not
well now that i've had a cream soda oh
tony's upset
tony it's okay it's all right picks up a
crosstalk honey don't do it
put it away dear tony no and scene
wow vpb the emotion was gripping
are you running out of vein juice de
santo is
now president trump it's your turn to go
a young man is having trouble making
friends and asks you for advice
well angelo maybe it's your face
it's already gotten to me you find a zit
while you're taking a shower
uh-uh there's a pimple upon my birthday
suit
you let melania know you're in the mood
hey the pee-pee is tingly
you make fun of farmer dog and his
eccentric wife
what are you farmer people farmer people
look at your big old mustache and you
must be odd petunia
you complain to the flight attendant why
is there no pizza in this plane
he offers you toast i don't like toast
why not because it's just a habit i
think
you try to start trouble between a
pharah and a frog
hey ferret that frog hates to hear you
sneeze by the way
your hiking buddy suffers a terrible
injury and your miles from any help
best to glue on the pain you don't have
any glue you put the peen in a purse
i'll offer you a chocolate milk hey you
got a parasite
you're a hairdresser touching the back
of a clan's head while she stares in the
mirror
how do you like it she asked you to take
off her mask
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let me ask you dear why
you'll describe the zoo to a young child
the zoo is just a gross park
as you walk out of trump tower a
homeless man asks you for spare change
a prince of poverty you decide to go on
a diet
uh yes beverly could you give me a rice
cake
the powerful monarch tells you she's not
interested in dating you
oh wait empress i have a greek body she
needs more convincing
just let me be your emperor baby you
want that
too for the people you want that too for
them right ain't not too bad actually
yeah i know i brought these tiny beans
that are supposed to make new flowers
but i mean dumb because because you know
i've got a mustang
that was well i got it
why are you so cranky why have you been
ignoring the world you robot
because i'm over it what it looks so sad
you know if these arms or wings i'd fly
away look people on fire
need help and people not on fire can
lend to help
why do you and everyone else think with
their feelings man you're a bronze
goblin
you always smell like musty bean water
like bean cups or something vote for joe
biden
not a maggot uh you got dandruff you're
a dirty cow sack yeah will you
flee from me you should bite a sword you
know what guys i just sort of imagined
that i put my head inside of the stalls
every day i worry
all day about what's waiting in the
bushes of love
something's waiting in the bushes for us
if something's waiting in the bushes of
love