♪ Frédéric Chopin - Sonata 2.0 ♪
hi it's Divya G. What does the G stand for? the G stands for "gee I wonder what
excuse she has up her sleeve this time for not uploading" [She awkwardly contemplates]
If you're new to my channel, you watch my videos and you haven't subscribed yet:
hello! welcome to
the G family - subscribe and I'll feed you- I'll feed you er-uh- chickpea curry.
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I'm filming this on my blackberry bold.
If we could have a respectful two-minute
silence for #
my life
but I think we're all aware on this channel that my upload
schedule is about as irregular as
the menstrual cycle of a 13 year old
prepubescent girl just going through puberty
now isn't that a metaphor
but
anyway UPDATE! I finally flew out the nest and I finished my first year of
university studying computer science you know after living in my own space
waking up [what] I want ?? , eating what I want, doing what I want without anyone having
to question me: who
where what when why how
ERRRRRRRRM
I'm finally back in the confines of
my home
so
yaaaaaay!!1!
tell you that once you escaped prison and *beeping* that's my curry done
yeah Wow delicious all wow so health yEE- URM
when people tell you that once you
escape prison and have the taste of freedom there's no going back URM *guffaws* PAHA THEY
really ain't lying it's like it's like once you get the
taste of frozen grapes there's just no going back to fresh
grades like ratatouille cheese and grapes can move to the side oh because
uh uh frozen grapes are just MWAH they're just delichuss
you know delicious
XY where is the correlation?
file not found anyway
back to the point of this video
my life is corrupt
I don't know what was going on when I was moving back it's like
the universe doesn't want me to upload okay I don't know I'll check my horoscope
my entire life was on this hard
drive okay all of my video files my Photoshop files my editing software the
Emoji movie Sims two expansion packs the last ten years of my digital life
gone. I don't know if y'all thought I'd been asleep for the past month but yeah
girl you might think I'm lazy but my eye is lazier.
I pre-recorded four videos
that I needed to be in uni for but like so yeah that's gone and I still could
upload it it's because I have I have like some of the files on this laptop
some of the files were on here... an intellectual right? but my perfectionist
nature just doesn't want to upload anything that isn't you know molto bene
as much as I complain that my videos are trash y'all don't know what goes on
behind the scenes
I get Dobby and my twelve other house elves to be my production team.
On a serious note I do actually spend a lot of time editing my
videos as much as I am self-deprecating and I'm like oh yeah this video sucks
it's all trash. Erm. The devil works hard but your girl works harder.
If anyone here does
actually like my channel and does have any requests then you know feel free to
softly and gently whisper into my ear
breathing heavily and breathing slowly
you guys doing anything interesting this summer? You know, any plans? For me
personally one of my goals is to llearn Serendipity by BTS on piano. I don't
play piano. I've never had lessons I don't know what I'm doing but that
can't stop me just because I don't know how to read sheet music! but why are
there so many flies in this room?
I attract all the pests you know. Love Island Season Three just me and me and
all the flies .They don't call me Lord of the Flies for no reason. I'm not a cam
girl but the only reason that I'm filming this using my webcam is because
oh your girl's not wearing any makeup except these haters will say these
are photoshopped. I didn't wnat to just leave you guys with nothing this isn't a cry for help
or pity this isn't a "text HELP" to 123123 to donate but if
Adobe or, you know, Apple would like to sponsor a child I could really use a new
laptop. If any glasses companies would like to you know sponsor me or anything
I'm happy to do a review you know... good thing your girl's blind. That's all I
wanted to say for today to be honest but yeah thank you for watching I'll see you
guys next Friday and yes I do cover my camera with a cellotape (I meant bandaid) a because no FBI
agent gonna watching me when I sleep okay? safety first
now you see me and preferably Wow now you don't where's Divya what huh whoa
whoa magic trick disappearance