(Penn grunting)
- This was $1,600?
- Used.
- What?
(upbeat music)
How much is a new one?
- $1,500.
- So a used one costs more than a new one?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- Because you can't get a new one.
- Whatever. At least you're leaving it in the garage, right?
- Oh no, it's going upstairs.
- No.
- I want my new workout space to be pretty.
- You're just staring at a screen.
- A pretty screen
in a pretty room
and just like, the whole aesthetic
to create just some peace in my wellness journey.
- Okay. Well, let me see how heavy this is.
Oh my, what is this made of? Lead?
- Honey, it's not that bad there are wheels
- This is like an elephant.
It's like carrying an elephant.
You know what you should do, honey?
Just carry this around, that's your new workout.
You don't even need to ride this thing,
just carry it around the house all day.
(Kim laughing)
She's been in there for over an hour.
(upbeat music)
(Kim giggling)
Are you having fun in there with your new boyfriend?
- His name is Cody and he's not my boyfriend.
- Well, you sure are enjoying him.
- He is hilarious.
- She doesn't laugh at me like that.
- Honey, why don't you just try this?
- No, I'm not going to ride a bike that goes nowhere.
I'll just go for a walk
by myself.
- Okay. See ya.
(Kim laughing)
- Guess I'll take out the garbage by myself.
Yeah, I guess I'll be the one paying attention to our kids.
- Do you understand the definition of paying attention?
- Okay. You know what?
I think I just need to make this investment worthwhile.
(upbeat music)
You know, 'cause this costs
like more than both our gym memberships.
So, get a little use out of it.
Pedals are really small.
- [Kim] Honey, you gotta wear special shoes.
- And those cost?
- [Kim] A hundred dollars.
Honey, you're tearing up my floor.
- I forgot my water bottle.
Okay, so what's the manliest ride I can take?
(upbeat rock music)
Power zone, yes.
Filter by most difficult.
More music, less instructor.
Ooh, there's a leaderboard.
Yeah, so I can see who I'm crushing.
Oh yeah, I'm coming for you,
Spinning and knitting 62.
Who's Jamming Grammy 60S?
Kim, what is 60S mean?
- It means she's in her sixties.
- No way.
She's over 60?
- And she's beating you.
- Oh my gosh, I can't catch her.
How is she going faster than me?
I'm gonna come out of the saddle.
Oh God that hurts.
Oh my gosh, she's impossible to catch.
You know what, let's switch to a classic rock ride.
Classic rock, that's manly.
Wait, is Pearl Jam classic rock?
Nirvana is classic rock?
Honey is our rock classic rock now?
What?
You know what? That last ride was a little boring.
I can't say this out loud,
but like after awhile,
Pearl jam was like a little monotonous and sad.
Okay, who else they got?
(upbeat music)
Oh, here's Cody, Kim's new boyfriend
who she thinks is so funny.
Let's see why she loves you so much.
What does he have that I don't have.
Oh of course, Britney Spears.
Kim, are you here?
(upbeat music, volume increasing)
- Hey, rocking out to some Clarkson. Huh?
- It's not that I liked Kelly Clarkson,
but her BPM is like the perfect cadence
to get my heart rate where I needed to be.
Maximum exertion.
- Is that Celine Dion I hear?
- It's building, okay.
Just get out.
- Okay.
("Cinderella" by Britney Spears playing)
- Y'all we (bleep) freed Britney.
- We did. We did. We did free Britney.
Honey, what does that mean?
- She was in a conservatorship.
- What?
- With her dad.
- I can't hear you.
- Can you turn it down.
- No, I'm not going to turn it down.
- I'm not going home with no money in this hand,
so let's get ready to shake them (bleep).
- I can't really do that,
but something like that.
(upbeat music)
Worked on the definition of paying attention?
Wait, no. Stop, stop.
(guys laughing)
- I didn't know which part of your face I was touching.
Was that your mouth?
- It was my ear.
- Okay.
(upbeat music)
(Penn laughing)
Because that's how you ride.
- That's it.
- [Penn] Basically.
- [Kim] This is where our Peloton is set up.
And 100% of the time,
- [Penn] With your jacket draped over.
- [Kim] my dog is sitting here.
- [Penn] You can put anything on her.
- [Kim] So, I'll be here and this is...
- [Penn] You can put anything you want on her.
- [Kim] Don't put shoes on her. Don't put shoes on her.
- [Penn] She's not gonna move.
- [Kim] You are goals, Sunny.
- [Penn] She is not a Peloton rider.
- [Kim] No.
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