Is it Anne-a Faris or Anna Fah-ris?
It's Anna... It's Anna Faris,
and my parents did that to me, and I-I...
-Please call me whatever you'd like. -SPADE: Okay.
You can call me, you know, Miss Sanchez if you want.
(laughter)
All right.
You couldn't be on the show a couple weeks ago
-'cause of fires. -I know. I'm so sorry about that.
That's all right. You didn't make it. You had the fires.
There was a lot of people who got evacuated.
Uh, it's funny, 'cause I saw Nelly at the Four Seasons.
You know who Nelly is. Yeah.
And I saw him, and he was terrified,
and I go, "All kidding aside, was it getting hot out there?"
-And he said, uh, yeah. -That's pretty good.
-I love that... -And I said, "Did you have to take off
all your clothes?" Almost over.
And he goes, "Uh, no, we put them on.
We're being evacuated." I go, "Oh, okay."
So, you know, we don't always joke around.
(laughter)
Well, I'm glad Nelly was safe.
-Yeah. And nobody feels... -And we were safe.
Nobody feels sorry for the rich people during the fires.
It's like, "Oh, I heard Sting had to sleep
-in one of his cars." -FARIS: Yeah.
-Anyway... -We had to go to Santa Barbara.
-Oh, you did? Oh, roughing it. -(groans)
-In the Tesla. -Camping. In the Tesla.
(groans) We didn't even know
if I would have enough power to get there.
-SPADE: I know. -It's like...
People don't get how tough it is.
Uh, anyway, hi, guys. Sorry.
-Um, over the weekend, -I'm sorry about that.
-Kanye West-- your time is up-- -Yeah.
Kanye West, uh, made an appearance
with TV pastor Joel Osteen at his megachurch in Houston
for a thought-provoking, humble conversation.
-Here it is. -The greatest artist
that God has ever exist-- uh, created is now working for him.
-(cheering) -Excuse me, brother, if--
I-I go into these streams of consciousness
when I'm talking, and when you-- when you're speaking
in the middle of it, it distracts me.
I really appreciate the support, but I would like for everybody
to be completely silent so I can let God flow through me
-as I speak to you guys today. -(cheering and applause)
-(laughter) -Wait, wait.
Hold on.
That-That's not real, is it?
That's real.
-That's very real. -Is that real?
-Yeah. -Oh, man!
That's amazing!
I didn't know that existed!
Wow! Wow!
(chuckles)
Who-who declares that the Lord speaks through them
in a mock turtle neck?
Go all the way.
No, I mean, I'm thrilled about this.
I mean, I think somebody needs
to shake up this whole religion thing.
We haven't had a good celebrity cult since Kabbalah.
-I want to see where he's going. -That's true.
You know, people were reselling the free tickets for $500.
Jesus is my StubHub.
I feel proud that he's self-employed.
It's like, uh, you know...
It's like he's working for the man. The man is him.
It's wonderful. It's like...
He makes a lot of plans, and then they don't go anywhere.
Like, at the VMAs five years ago,
he said he was running for president.
At this point in time, I think we just need to give him Grammys
made of Lexapro and hope it, like, rubs off.
FARIS: Oh, yeah.
Kanye also, uh, announced
that his first opera will be based on the life of...
Nebuchadnezzar? Is that...
(laughing)
Yeah. And it'll be at the Hollywood Bowl this Sunday.
That's real. He's doing a whole thing.
He's, uh, getting his mitts in everything.
I don't know what the endgame is. What is it?
First off, ego gets you nowhere in the world.
-Sure. -And that dude--
holy crap-- that's an unhealthy amount of ego.
That's-that's beyond narcissism.
He's al-- He's creating a whole new world.
I-I never seen anything like it,
to say the greatest artist that ev--
that God ever created is now working for God?
I-I don't even know how to react to that!
I'm thrown for a loop!
-(cheering and applause) -Thrown for a loop.
All right, the endgame is gonna be one of two places.
The endgame is either gonna be tragic, truly tragic,
or he will be a fascinating, humble gentleman,
older gentleman who will look back on all this
and be-- and have-- And-and, by the way,
-he is a significant artist. -Yeah.
And maybe when he reflects on-on this behavior,
-if he ever is allowed to, -Mm.
it'll be fascinating.
Jeff, can I offer just a-a third other option
-for wh-- for where Kanye ends up? -Please do. -Third option.
A-a line of steakhouses that are just solid, you know?
It's just like, you don't necessarily like the man
behind it but it's always a good steak.