(country music)
- [Man] Woo!
Oh, okay then!
(guitar riff)
(upbeat rap music) - I like your tattoo.
- Like it?
- That's sick.
- You have any? - It takes alotta balls,
a tattoo.
- We were all mingling a little bit, and
I started talking to this hot older chick.
This cougar.
- Tonya and I, we're vibing, you know.
I like her, she's a cool girl.
We start hooking up a little bit.
(slow techno music)
She's hot, you know.
She had like a sick body and I don't mind it,
like, up against me at all.
- I think, dude!
Danny who? - Me and Danny.
- The two of you?
Oh my god!
(tape whirring)
- Saying, like, how hot I was.
(laughing)
- Holy (bleep), I took the boss' girl.
- Tonya, are you kidding me? - Wait, wait.
- Because it's Danny, I live in the guy's house,
and he's my boss.
Oh my god, I'm getting evicted.
♪ Oh please, don't stop it ♪
♪ Don't stop, whatcha doin', whatcha doin', whatcha doin' ♪
♪ Whatcha doin', whatcha doin', ♪
♪ Whatcha doin', whatcha doin' ♪
- I remember laying in bed thinking, uh!
I just wanted to make out with guys.
- [Candace] Nilsa!
Is definitely putting herself, out there!
I just think Gus might as well just take it,
it's in his face, is being offered.
She basically serving it on a plate.
- Shay shay, come on.
Lee put her in my bed, please, come on.
- [Woman] Hey.
- [Shay] Sleepy, sleepy.
- Yeah, me too, I'm so sleepy too.
(record scratching)
(slow techno music)
- The shoes, the shoes, the shoes.
- Get 'em off.
- (chuckles) She just said get 'em off.
- [Both] Get 'em off!
(chuckles) - I know.
- Goodnight Shay Shay, love you.
My two best friends.
They're sleeping in our bedroom together so.
Guess I gotta go sleep with Gus tonight.
I have nowhere else to sleep
besides the end of the bed with Gus.
Hopefully he is okay with it.
I feel like even the roommates are picking up the fact that,
me and Gus are getting a little bit closer tonight.
- So now we're like,
y'all get where each other are coming from now so it's okay.
- No.
'Cause he still hates me and I still like him.
- And I told her I'm not looking for anything,
and I'm not willing to open myself up.
But she doesn't wanna hear that.
- So what do you wanna hear?
If he ain't hunchin', he ain't hunchin'.
(scoffs)
(upbeat techno music)
- Ahhh!
- [Jenni] Oh my god!
(laughs and coughs)
- Oh my god, they're creeps.
They're (bleep) creeps.
- What the (bleep) is going on because,
Nicole's all about Jionni.
And Deena, like, are you lesbian?
(crowd yelling) (heavy dance music)
- There's no new towels.
- Nicole and Deena are digesting each other's tongues.
I am so skeeved out, I want to throw up.
- What the hell?!
Lesbihonest, eh?!
- That turn you on?
- No! (laughter)
- Deena is on top of Nicole,
and she's not wearing underwear.
- [Nicole] I love making out.
I'm the best kisser, I think,
in this whole planet.
Or on this whole planet.
On this whole planet.
- And I'm like, alright, time to go home.
(slow techno music)
- Party's over.
- [Deena] God.
- [Nicole] Deena!
Ow!
(laughs)
- Hey Deena, stop makin' a scene and les go! (laughs)
- [Jenni] Come on.
- (laughs) Cool.
- Why do I always have to be the mom?
- [Nicole] Come on!
I love you.
- Wanna make out?
- Yeah.
(car door thuds)
(comical music)
(lips smacking)
- This is not no ordinary girl make out session.
This is like, they are going to (bleep) each other
when they get back to the hotel,
and I have to share a room with them.
- I don't even make out this long with Ron.
- Oh thank god we're home.
- Oh my god, get me the (bleep) outta this make out session.
- You're like, you guys are
(bleep) lame. - Oh shut up.
- Let's get home.
- Me and you are sleeping together.
- They're chatting.
(chuckles)
- They literally were making out the whole ride home.
When we got home they were still making out,
I felt like I was watching a porn
for like, 20 hours.
- I'm going,
to bed!
- Night.
(speaking in a foreign language)
(beep) - Pop!
(laughing)
- [Nicole] Goodnight.
(blows raspberry)
(laughs)
- What's up with you, dog?
- Taking all of the pizza.
All of it.
(mysterious music)
- You throw the pizza on him Molly, he's (bleep).
(whispers) Do it.
- Here's a piece of me!
(laughter)
(snorting)
- What the hell are you even doing,
because I came down here to get away from you?
- Stay the (bleep) outta my room.
You're broke. - What's wrong with you?
- You could win the lottery and you'd still be broke.
- Yo, you're the corniest mother(bleep) ever.
- No, you're broke. - I swear, yo!
What the (bleep) did I do,
I took a pizza,
and I brought it back? - You're broke.
You're broke, get outta here.
- You're broke, mother(bleep).
You don't take care of your two kids mother(bleep).
- Yeah okay, yeah.
- Shut the (bleep) up Brad.
- Alright lets put it simply.
You compromised your own character tonight,
I did not-- - I took a (bleep) pizza
and I bought it back you - If I was gonna stoop
to your level,
- stupid mother(bleep) - If I was gonna stoop--
Started doin' low blows.
- You're such an idiot!
- It would compromise my character.
I'm-- - You're a (bleep) moron!
Are you so on mass gains right now,
that you can't (bleep) down for a second and talk reality?
- No, no, you're on my hit list. Put me on yours.
But goodbye.
(upbeat techo music)
- I put the groundwork in with these twins,
and looks like I'm gonna have a little threesome tonight.
- Can we go?
- Ready to go?
- And all of a sudden, Deena goes, no, she's mine.
She's yours?
- This girl Erica just seems like
a blast in the glass like me.
She likes to party, she likes to dance.
- Is she sleeping in your bed tonight?
- Hey guys?
Deena's making out with the twin right now.
- [Man] What the hell?
- When you're drunk sometimes you kiss girls.
- This is not a playful, friend kiss friend thing
or however girls do.
This is a full-blown lesbihonest experience right now.
(heavy rock music)
- Deena pulled a robbery, hardcore.
- It was supposed to be a ménage à twin.
With me and the twins.
I was supposed to be twinning
and then its turned into a robbery by Deena.
And my whole menageries went awry.
- We're gonna go, don't worry about it.
Let's go.
- Right now, I'm a little upset.
But not too upset, because I still have one twin.
- Go, go!
- Turn the musics on!
♪ Please don't see me ♪
- [Woman] Ick, god, ew!
♪ Taken away, gone, gone ♪
♪ Out the ♪
(upbeat music)
- Just lay down, please?
- I have to pee. - Do you have to pee too?
- Go pee first
and then I'll go pee. - Okay, okay.
- I'll be right back, okay? - Okay.
Stay there, this is my bed.
- What's everybody eating?
- Go over there and get a little plate.
(comical music)
- Ahhh!
I can't do it!
- What if I started making out with you right now?
- What would I think?
- Yeah. - I dunno.
I thought she was gonna get with Mike.
I thought she was gonna get with Deena.
I don't know who this girl is gonna get with.
But somehow, she ends up on top of me.
(lips smacking)
(mysterious music)
- Do you wanna go to sleep now?
- Yeah.
- The hell?
What the hell?
I was hooking up with this girl the entire night.
I brought her home, okay.
Knowing I was hooking up with this girl the entire night,
Vinny decides to hook up with this girl.
So I said no, she's coming into my bed.
(comical music)
- Deena did hook up with this girl first,
but the girl was in my bed and I was mid-hookup with her.
- Even if I pull the robbery,
you don't pull the double robbery, you know what I mean?
(thump)
- Ow! - You okay?
(bleep)christ!
- Deena's (bleep)blocked me before but,
never took the girl, hooked up with her herself.
(rhythmic lively music)
- You guys have been on a crazy journey
since you've been here.
- Yeah, I guess.
- Like, what a hell of a story, man.
Congratulations on making it to final
on your rookie season, that's huge.
- I'm pretty excited about that.
- (clears throat) Six challenges,
five eliminations, and you're still here.
- It's crazy.
- Here's the honest truth, like yeah, I'm attracted to him,
I guess, little bit.
And its just nice to have that
comfort and security, I think.
And he is affectionate and I like affection, so pat me.
What?!
- Yeah, plays with my hair.
What do you mean, where?
Where are we going with this? (laughs)
- I know that I haven't done anything
with anybody so as affectionate as we wanna be
like, we haven't hooked up.
I'm not going to, can't.
- Because he has a girlfriend.
- My relationship with Cara Maria in the house.
We're just very close when it comes to being friends.
I'm a flirtatious person by nature,
but I can block out sex.
And my girlfriend would be the first one to tell ya
how much I love it.
But I also know how to shut it off.
It's called discipline.
(gasps)
- Just so you know, listen.
They can say they're just friends,
but from what I hear,
Paulie and Cara had a pretty good time last night.
I mean, I could give you the.
(hands smacking)
Sounds like they had a good time. (chuckles)
(laughs) You talked to Sylvia, didn't you?
- So the rule for this game is guys versus girls.
Whoever loses, the other side gets to dare them.
(excited yelling)
- Here we go, here we go!
- Come on Zak!
Come on now!
- (all exclaiming) Yeah!
(heavy techno music)
- The dare is Cali and Tomas go up to the boom boom room!
- Yeah! (yelling)
- Bummer.
- [All] Go go go!
Go go go!
- I've been so ready to go the the boom room with Cali.
Lewis, he's my Tony Parker, I'm Ginobili.
He gave me the assist.
I just gotta make it in the bucket, and we're golden.
♪ Golden ♪
♪ Give it to me too ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ So everywhere I am ♪
♪ It's every wake you find ♪
(music fades abruptly)
(slow techno music)
- Honestly I was just, what the (bleep).
(sighs) (bleep)
- Its okay Tomas, like,
I have confidence in your (bleep), and you need
to have confidence in your (bleep) too. (laughs)
(upbeat rock music)
- [Man] Wooh!
Oh, okay then!
- So this older lady was, like,
talking about me to Carey and,
I decided to just grab her and make out with her!
I mean, why not?
And it's sexy, right?
- Be my wingwoman.
Are you my wingwoman? - No.
- Am I a good kisser?
- I'll show you how, - Tell him I could probably
(bleep) that guy's (bleep) better than anybody.
- I know, I'm use to this!
(rhythmic comical music)
- Kortni's making out with that old lady!
What the (bleep).
- Yuck, I couldn't even imagine kissing a,
old lady that's old enough to be my grandma!
- I swear, look, look!
- She made out with who?
Look!
- Mama, mama.
Tell her to stop. - Kortni's making out with
an 80 year old lady! - Mama, tell Kortni to stop!
- You know, I always say there's nothing that Kortni
can do that's actually gonna surprise me at this point.
But apparently I'm speaking too soon.
And she's making out with this,
like 70 year old lady.
The lady don't even have all her teeth.
And she's going to town on it.
Like she's gettin' all up in there,
it's absolutely disgusting.
- All right, we've had enough here.
We've had enough.
- There's so many people in here
that I still have to kiss, Gus.
- They just (bleep) made it out.
- What the (bleep)?
- Kortni's the makeout queen tonight.
She's making out with this old lady.
And then turns right around and makes out with Carey.
- She's made out with that guy now!
- Literally in a 30 second span.
- [Man With Bandana] And that girl!
- We need to get outta here before Kortni starts
kissing the entire bar.
- [Man] Go!